Top Ten Weirdest Expressions

The Top Ten
1 LOL (Laugh Out Loud)
2 LMAO (Laughing My A*s Off)
3 OMG (Oh My God)
4 Wild-Goose Chase (Never-Ending Chase)
5 An Eye For An Eye (If You Kick Me Then I'll Kick You)
6 Mad-Hatter (Weirdo)

Actually, I think it was coined because old timey hat makers had to work with mercury. After a while, hatters were associated with being inexplicably insane. For now-obvious reasons (don't inhale mercury fumes-this has been a PSA from Joy)

"Mona-Lisas and Mad-Hatters" was one of Elton John's best songs.

Dating back to Lewis Carroll...

7 Bark Up The Wrong Tree (Wrong Way)
8 Bite The Bullet (Doesn't Give Up)
9 Kick The Bucket (Die)

This one is almost comedy

10 Hold Your Horses (Stop)
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