Top Ten Weirdest Facts About EasterBunnies, rabbits, and colored eggs, oh my; but how do they all tie into Easter you might ask, well I'll tell you, even though you probably won't like most of it's painfully pegan answers... The Top Ten Weirdest Facts About Easter, let's get hopping.
Although other sources I've found beg to differ, (I'm guessing to hopefully soften the blow a bit) it appears that the original origins of coloring eggs shockingly all tie back to an ancient form of pagan human sacrifice. Shocking yes? In which, (mostly children), were killed, and then eggs were dipped in their blood, obviously staining them, bright blood red. Have fun coloring your eggs this year with that knowledge in mind...
Edit: I'm afraid admin is changing my list items again. Ruined this list.
that's a little morbid. Great list, Evan!
Wow, that’s just insanity. It doesn’t look a thing like jesus.
...but does it talk like a gentleman?
"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about that bunny's weight level?"
"It's over 9,000!"
That a LOT of chocolate
Other than Good Sunday being mashed together with it, Easter is almost all purely pegan practices cleverly disguised as a third day, Lord and savior resurrection celebration.
And that's really sad
Well obviously they don't lay or hatch from cute colored little eggs, so they had to tie into it somehow.
Where reportedly: Over 9,000 children searched for over 500,000 eggs in only single big Easter egg hunt. That's a lot of eggs. Way too many eggs to be exact.
Don’t believe this.
Ishtar, the goddess of war, love, and sex. Or Eostre, the West Germanic Goddess of Spring. Take your pick.
I always thought it was named after the Eastern Catholic Church
I'd greatly appreciate if someone would do the math for me. How many calories do us fat Americans consume?
About as bad as Christmas and Halloween pegan wise if you want to believe it...
Similar to how millions of non-Christians still celebrate and take off on Christmas I'm guessing...
Yes, you read that right. Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, was once the Easter Bunny 🐇 (Courtesy of Donald Trump)