Top Ten Weirdest Facts About Humans

Hello everyone, today I decided to share with the-top-tens users a list of the 10 weirdest facts that I've discovered about humans via my website, WeirdPoll.

The Top Ten

1 out of 4 kids have masturbated in school.

I believe that if the question was asked only for boys, the number would be even higher. Can you imagine that 1 out of 4 kids from your class (including girls!) have masturbated in school? I hope you find that weird.

People in school have done it or people have done it in the actual school building?

That's gross...I know someone who admits to masturbating and I heard him muttering to himself during class and reaching...down there. Bleh, it gives me the shivers just thinking about it.

I haven't seen anyone masturbate at my school, luckily.

If the police knew everything, almost half of the people would be in jail now.

Also here the number could be higher. I saw some people discussing this on forums, claiming that this question can be a trick from FBI.

And you think that the police doesn't do anything wrong? They would be in jail too.

We all wish the police knew everything, then we would literally have absolutely nothing to worry about.

Yeah... Like they new the time that you stole or shoplifted. Hello big bail and jail time

Did anyone know that the back of your knee has no specific name.

3 out of 4 of your friends from the other gender fantasize about having sex with you.

This is probably true. Most of my friends are girls and they're all bi

I doubt that they fantasize about having sex with me, because I have no friends that are girls.

Well this is a bit awkward. The number here also could be higher as some people are homosexual and some don't even have friends from the other gender. We can conclude that your friends from the other gender probably want to have sex with you.

Now this fact pleases me, and interests me.

99% of people can't lick their elbows (90% of people who read this will try!)

I tried this and I can’t do it. You must flexible or something to pull this off.

I'm one of the 10% that didn't try this when I read it. Guess I'm endangered.

I've tried this before, and I know I can't.

Pfft...it's EASY guys I'll tell you a tip. But some ice cream, name it elbow, then lick it. Easy.

A person once "hiccuped" for 68 years

Memers reading this are going to wish the person hiccuped one year longer.

What? Wait, hiccuped for 68 years STRAIGHT? I can't believe that and nothing you say will make me believe that. If someone hiccuped for 68 years, then how did the person sleep?

Man, I would feel sorry for that person.

He must've lived a bad life.

A single sperm cell contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. that means an ejaculation yields about 15,875 GB of data-the equivalent of 62 Macbook pros

Seriously?!?! So I become dumber?! When I ejaculate?!?!

I don't even understand this...

Ok, since my sperm is smart, it's time to masturbate and make my Sperm do my Meth homework.

What?

Almost half of the people love their mother more than they love their father, sister, brother, or God.

Why do people love god more than their own mother or father? "God" didn't carry you for mine months than suffer labour to get you into this world!

Also, father had the lowest votes, even less than brothers/sisters (though not all people have brothers or sisters).

I like my entire family equally, I don't have a Sister (I am one, though, and I quite like myself), and I'm an Atheist.

That explains why Catholics respect Mary more than God

Actually, I am a Catholic, and, I promise you, we don't worship Mary. Gosh, I hate that stereotype... anyways, we're one of the 40,000 different typed of Christianity.

Sorry if I sound like some angry religious stiff...

93% of people don't find the "duck face" expression attractive.

Duck faces look ridiculous

This didn't surprise me at all. I knew no one finds it attractive. But I've created this poll anyway, maybe it can prove girls that it's not really attractive.

What should have been the weird fact is that "7% of people find the duck face expression attractive." Id vote for that, because holy crap, someone finds it attractive?

This is a very obvious fact.

A hot drink can sometimes cool you down faster than a cold drink

Its true. I drank I hot and cold drink but the hot one made me cold

TEA for best example

1 out of 8 people have worked at McDonald's in their life

In other words, 1 in 8 people concoct putrid cheeseburgers that mean that they have to be disinfected and quarantined.

Is this really true?!

Mcdonalds doesn't really pay that good.

Doesn't surprise me. Even my fifth grade science teacher did.

The Contenders

A sneeze travels 100 miles (161 km) an hour

100MPH isn't as fast as a plane - Unnamed Google User Remade

This gives me the idea of wanting to race my sneeze.

Never hold sneezes, kids.

Faster than the Airplane!

A man was struck by lightning 7 times and lived!

That was a very lucky man. He must have had several injuries though and probably spent many hours in the hospital. Lightning is 53,540 degrees hot.

Well, he was probably extremely, badly injured.

What's more sadder is that he committed suicide

That is quite shocking

Most people think they are good.

I'm not good but not evil either. People who brag about being good are usually very narcissistic and holier-than-thou

Well people do but they aren't even close there is no perfect or good

Thinking you're good doesn't make you arrogant. It makes you confident. But if you think you're perfect and put it on everyone's face, then you sure are arrogant.

Is there such thing as good people?

1 out of 9 people are left handed

Yay to left handed people... We rock

10% of the population is left handed, we rock! Left handed people Yeah! It's cool to be different.

Yeah I'm one of them!

I even made a post about this. And yes, I can get into an argument with a teacher if he/she forces me to use my right hand.

A 2009 study found that when men interact with an attractive woman, they may become "cognitively impaired"

Further studies found that the mere thought of talking to a pretty girl increases a man's likelihood of saying something really, really stupid. This is fact.

You can get a sunburn on your eyes

Could you imagine the pain? Would you have to have surgery to get it remove?

I knew you can get irritated eyes, but sunburn on your eyes? I think that’s a very thing to happen since most people get a sunburn on other body parts like neck, back, legs, arms etc.

Maybe by keeping your eyes wide open in the sun for too long.

Isn't that just simply going blind? Or asking for future cataracts?

Most people are socially awkward.

If you are also socially awkward, you may see other people as socially awesome. But in fact, most of the people are socially awkward. Ok, this is awkward.

THAT IS LIKE ME D:

Just like most of my family.

I'm one of them. Conversations with me often get awkward, especially in real life

Most people would rather be rich, than good looking.

I would rather be good-looking, because then I can become a model and get rich.

I might actually rather be good looking

Another poll showing how important money has become to us. So if you are rich and ugly, you can use this to tease your beautiful but poor friends.

My friend gave a different friend a test have 1000000 dollars or be prettiest girl ever but marry class idiot with no chance of divorce. She chose the second one but I said. 10000000 dollars cause I could have plastic surgery, be prettiest and not have to marry him!

All men think they have a big penis

I don't think I do.

I don't care what my penis size is. As long as I have it, I'm satisfied. Whenever someone tells me I have a small penis, I ask him how he knows how big it is, just to embarass him.

Actually I think I'm pretty average

That's disgusting. Thanks for getting that image in my head.

Most people prefer the death of 5000 other people to stay alive.

I've put those two together for a reason. Most of us believe we are good, however, when it comes to our lives, we prefer the death of 5000 others.

Sometimes, I don't like believing in the cruelty of our primitive instincts, but its true. We were built to survive. I want to believe I wouldn't though...

It depends on the people. The world would be better off without some people, but if it was some people that are innocent or I care about, I would give up my own life.

As for animals, I'd rather die no matter what.

That is so cruel, I can't believe it's true.

Humans can recognize about 10,000 different smells

Yes. Over 10,000 different smells, actually.

Huh

Most people won't pay $500 to save a kid in Africa.

I would donate that much money but I don't have that much money and I'm not sure if my parents would let me.

Another one related to the goodness of people. I understand that some people may not have 500$, but if you have an internet connection, and the time to surf WeirdPoll, you probably have 500$. I'm not saying that if you don't do that you are a bad person. I believe in human's good nature, but this is a bit weird.

That's horrible! I would say more but this is the Internet! I would pay 100,000,000,000 to save a kid in Africa, of course I don't have that money, but 500 isn't that much, and what of that was you, or your child

The real question is would you rather spend $500 to save a kid in Africa or to save the rhinoceros from extinction? I'm not going to answer this question, though because everyone would judge me...

Most household dust contains dead skin

I did know this, in fact dead skin is everywhere you see it. (I know it sounds creep, but it’s true.

Some people who have lost a limb can still feel it

What the

You use 72 different muscles every time you talk

See, mom? I DO exercise!

cool

I can't believe and my friend says I talk too much:(

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