Top Ten Weirdest Facts About Humans

Hello everyone, today I decided to share with the-top-tens users a list of the 10 weirdest facts that I've discovered about humans via my website, WeirdPoll.

The Top Ten

1 If the police knew everything, almost half of the people would be in jail now.

Also here the number could be higher. I saw some people discussing this on forums, claiming that this question can be a trick from FBI.

And you think that the police doesn't do anything wrong? They would be in jail too.

We all wish the police knew everything, then we would literally have absolutely nothing to worry about.

Yeah... Like they new the time that you stole or shoplifted. Hello big bail and jail time - SoldierOfFortune

Police is bribed... - RichardSSG

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2 1 out of 4 kids have masturbated in school.

I believe that if the question was asked only for boys, the number would be even higher. Can you imagine that 1 out of 4 kids from your class (including girls!) have masturbated in school? I hope you find that weird.

People in school have done it or people have done it in the actual school building? - Cheese567

I haven't seen anyone masturbate at my school, luckily. - Powerfulgirl10

Only at home for me - TheRemixr

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3 99% of people can't lick their elbows (90% of people who read this will try!)

I'm one of the 10% that didn't try this when I read it. Guess I'm endangered.

I've tried this before, and I know I can't. - Minecraftcrazy530

Pfft...it's EASY guys I'll tell you a tip. But some ice cream, name it elbow, then lick it. Easy. - AlphaQ

I'm in the 10% - PeeledBanana

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4 3 out of 4 of your friends from the other gender fantasize about having sex with you.

Well this is a bit awkward. The number here also could be higher as some people are homosexual and some don't even have friends from the other gender. We can conclude that your friends from the other gender probably want to have sex with you.

Now this fact pleases me, and interests me. - burningdagger

I just hope most of it is involuntary. - PositronWildhawk

Yeah, that explains a lot. - naFrovivuS

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5 A person once "hiccuped" for 68 years

Man, I would feel sorry for that person. - cosmo

He must've lived a bad life. - JaysTop10List

I think he was faking A. It has the sarcastic commas or whatever you like to call them B. That's pretty much impossible I think the guy or woman said that happened for attention

That's so unfortunate. That's like a 3/4 of your life - Ohno

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6 93% of people don't find the "duck face" expression attractive.

Duck faces look ridiculous

This didn't surprise me at all. I knew no one finds it attractive. But I've created this poll anyway, maybe it can prove girls that it's not really attractive.

What should have been the weird fact is that "7% of people find the duck face expression attractive." Id vote for that, because holy crap, someone finds it attractive?

That 7% are stupid

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7 Almost half of the people love their mother more than they love their father, sister, brother, or God.

Why do people love god more than their own mother or father? "God" didn't carry you for mine months than suffer labour to get you into this world!

Also, father had the lowest votes, even less than brothers/sisters (though not all people have brothers or sisters).

I like my entire family equally, I don't have a Sister (I am one, though, and I quite like myself), and I'm an Atheist. - Blight

Well guess what I am muslim and we like god more than our parent (parents come second:)) think about it if it wasn't for god the world wouldn't be created your mother wouldn't be alive god created us so we like god more

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8 A single sperm cell contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. that means an ejaculation yields about 15,875 GB of data-the equivalent of 62 Macbook pros

Seriously?!?! So I become dumber?! When I ejaculate?!?! - JohnPierre846

I don't even understand this... - Powerfulgirl10

Ok, since my sperm is smart, it's time to masturbate and make my Sperm do my Meth homework. - AlphaQ

What?

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9 1 out of 8 people have worked at McDonald's in their life

In other words, 1 in 8 people concoct putrid cheeseburgers that mean that they have to be disinfected and quarantined. - PositronWildhawk

Mcdonalds doesn't really pay that good.

Doesn't surprise me. Even my fifth grade science teacher did. - PianoQueen

Hey it pays and that's all that matters. - Cheese567

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10 A hot drink can sometimes cool you down faster than a cold drink

Its true. I drank I hot and cold drink but the hot one made me cold

TEA for best example

The Contenders

11 Most people think they are good.

Well people do but they aren't even close there is no perfect or good

Is there such thing as good people?

Thinking you're good doesn't make you arrogant. It makes you confident. But if you think you're perfect and put it on everyone's face, then you sure are arrogant. - Ohno

I think I'm good. If you think you're good that's not egotistical or narcissistic. That's when you think you're BETTER than others. Period. - AlphaQ

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12 A man was struck by lightning 7 times and lived!

Well, he was probably extremely, badly injured. - funnyuser

What's more sadder is that he committed suicide

Dang. The biggest amount I've seen was two times. - Powerfulgirl10

That is quite shocking

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13 A sneeze travels 100 miles (161 km) an hour

Faster than the Airplane! - JohnPierre846

Never hold sneezes, kids. - Ohno

Yes u are truly right. It can travel more than 100 miles. So weird fact

14 Most people prefer the death of 5000 other people to stay alive.

I've put those two together for a reason. Most of us believe we are good, however, when it comes to our lives, we prefer the death of 5000 others.

It depends on the people. The world would be better off without some people, but if it was some people that are innocent or I care about, I would give up my own life.

As for animals, I'd rather die no matter what.

Sometimes, I don't like believing in the cruelty of our primitive instincts, but its true. We were built to survive. I want to believe I wouldn't though... - keycha1n

I meant duh

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15 Most people would rather be rich, than good looking.

Another poll showing how important money has become to us. So if you are rich and ugly, you can use this to tease your beautiful but poor friends.

I might actually rather be good looking

My friend gave a different friend a test have 1000000 dollars or be prettiest girl ever but marry class idiot with no chance of divorce. She chose the second one but I said. 10000000 dollars cause I could have plastic surgery, be prettiest and not have to marry him! - AnonymousChick

I don't know. If you were rich, you would spend money on beauty. If you were beautiful, you would POSSIBLY become a model or a celebrity involving beauty and become rich. - Ohno

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16 Most people are socially awkward.

If you are also socially awkward, you may see other people as socially awesome. But in fact, most of the people are socially awkward. Ok, this is awkward.

Just like most of my family. - funnyuser

THAT IS LIKE ME D:

true story

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17 All men think they have a big penis

I don't think I do.

I don't care what my penis size is. As long as I have it, I'm satisfied. Whenever someone tells me I have a small penis, I ask him how he knows how big it is, just to embarass him.

Actually I think I'm pretty average

Is 6 inches big? I need to know - TheRemixr

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18 Most people won't pay $500 to save a kid in Africa.

Another one related to the goodness of people. I understand that some people may not have 500$, but if you have an internet connection, and the time to surf WeirdPoll, you probably have 500$. I'm not saying that if you don't do that you are a bad person. I believe in human's good nature, but this is a bit weird.

That's horrible! I would say more but this is the Internet! I would pay 100,000,000,000 to save a kid in Africa, of course I don't have that money, but 500 isn't that much, and what of that was you, or your child

The real question is would you rather spend $500 to save a kid in Africa or to save the rhinoceros from extinction? I'm not going to answer this question, though because everyone would judge me...

Humans are overpopulated anyway. Saving endangered species is more worth the money. - Ohno

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19 A 2009 study found that when men interact with an attractive woman, they may become "cognitively impaired"

Further studies found that the mere thought of talking to a pretty girl increases a man's likelihood of saying something really, really stupid. This is fact.

20 You can get a sunburn on your eyes

Maybe by keeping your eyes wide open in the sun for too long. - funnyuser

Isn't that just simply going blind? Or asking for future cataracts? - keycha1n

These are the kinds of things that make me paranoid. - Miauzer

It's a creepy thought.

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1. A person once "hiccuped" for 68 years
2. 1 out of 4 kids have masturbated in school.
3. If the police knew everything, almost half of the people would be in jail now.
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1. If the police knew everything, almost half of the people would be in jail now.
2. Most people think they are good.
3. 93% of people don't find the "duck face" expression attractive.
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1. A person once "hiccuped" for 68 years
2. 99% of people can't lick their elbows (90% of people who read this will try!)
3. A single sperm cell contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. that means an ejaculation yields about 15,875 GB of data-the equivalent of 62 Macbook pros
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