1 I wish you were like a brother to me. I wish my mother's breasts had nursed you. Then if I found you outside, I could kiss you. No one would look down on me.
Sweet home Alabama! Where the skies are so blue!
Sweet home Alabama! Lord I'm comin' home to you!
2 Your voice is so sweet. Your face is so lovely. Catch the foxes for us. Catch the little foxes. They destroy our vineyards.
Well that certainty escalated quickly...
3 The woman says to the King, "Under the apple tree I woke you up. That's where your mother became pregnant with you. She went into labor, and you were born there."
So romantic and dreamy am I right?
4 Your nose is like the towering mountains of Lebanon that face the city of Damascus.
My girl's giving Pinocchio a run for his money.
5 Your navel is a rounded goblet; it lacks no blended beverage. Your waist is a heap of wheat, set about with lilies.
Heap waist and goblet navel, the king is getting all the single ladies with compliments such as these.
6 King Solomon, I love you. So tell me where you take care of your flock. Tell me where you rest your sheep at noon. Why should I have to act like a prostitute near the flocks of your friends?
That's a mighty good question. Why should she have to act like a prostitute near the flocks of his friends?
7 The woman's brothers say, "We have a little sister. Her breasts are still small. What should we do for our sister when she gets engaged?"
These brothers should really be investigated...
8 You are graceful as a palm tree. Your breasts are sweet as the freshest fruit. I said, "I will climb the palm tree. I'll take hold of its fruit."
Palm trees were certainly graceful those days.
9 While the king is at his table, my spikenard sends forth its fragrance. A bundle of myrrh is my beloved to me. That lies all night between my breasts.
*Insert Lenny Face here*
10 Turn your eyes away from me. They overpower me. Your hair flows like a flock of black goats coming down from Mount Gilead.
Pretty sure if I called a girl's hair like a goat, she'd headbutt me all the way back to the shadow realm.