Top Ten Weirdest Google Search Suggestions

Recently, I noticed some quite funny and weird Google Search suggestions so I decided to do a list about it!
The Top Ten
1 I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my nutella

I hit Hitler for stealing my Nutella and then he changed his last name from by beautiful action.

I know right? This happens to me all the time!

That dang Hitler. Always stealing our Nutella.

2 I hate it when Voldemort uses my shampoo

That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo.

No. He doesn't care for shampoo.

3 How to Google something

That's brilliant! You're a genius.

4 Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'

I always wondered why. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math! It's about the language!

Laugh out loud!
I was laughing so much at this!

5 I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs in my house

That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house.

What! Jesus was born on 0 A. D. While dinosaurs were millions of years ago

6 Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot

As soon as I saw this I looked it up and it is actually there!

7 I hate it when you go outside and someone throws a cow at you

That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you.

8 I hate it when the Loch Ness monster asks me for 3.50

That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for 3.50.

Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!

9 I hate it when Hitler rides a Pegasus
10 I hate it when Harry Potter blows up
The Contenders
11 I hate it when I go outside and a giraffe kicks you in the balls

Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls.

Oh, me too! The pain is shocking isn't it?

This is the first one I haven't seen before and I'm dying from laughter

12 Help I accidentally build a shelf

Then just demolish the shelf. You got your three books back, though not the wood planks.

13 I hate it when Mickey Mouse invades the White House

That dang Mickey Mouse. Always invading the White House.

14 Why is my poop green?

Very good question! I have asked the EXACT same thing before, but unfortunately no one knows the answer...

This actually happens sometimes...

Just let it be green!

15 I hate it when my unicorn farts

That dang unicorn. Always farting.

16 I hate it when my unicorn flies away

That dang unicorn. Always flying away.

17 I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe

That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe.

18 Why Does Justin Bieber Wants To Eat My Poop?

Why do you want to eat Justin Bieber's poop?

If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.

19 I hate it when Sans poisons Miss Piggy
20 I hate when I'm studying and a velociraptor throw bananas at me

That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you.

21 I hate it when a llama named carl

How can a llama possibly name someone when it's a llama and can't talk at all?

That dang llama. Always named Carl.

22 I have no mouth and I must scream

Scream with your butt or any natural opening your body has.

23 What is the meaning of life?

Definitely not 42.

The answer is 42

24 Were there ever white slaves?
25 How do you eat?
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