Top Ten Weirdest Google Search Suggestions

Recently, I noticed some quite funny and weird Google Search suggestions so I decided to do a list about it!

The Top Ten

I hate it when Voldemort uses my shampoo

I wonder what he does with my shampoo. does he wash his BALD head? I don't know lol

That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo.

No. He doesn't care for shampoo.

Hilarious

I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my nutella

I know right? This happens to me all the time!

I hit Hitler for stealing my Nutella and then he changed his last name from by beautiful action.

That dang Hitler. Always stealing our Nutella.

I WANTED TO MAKE A NUTELLA SANDWHICH BUT NOOO HITLER BARGES IN AND TAKES IT ALL. he's WORSE THEN BEFORE

Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'

I always wondered why. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math! It's about the language!

Laugh out loud!
I was laughing so much at this!

Let's make a new law: Anyone pronouncing Onety one as eleven will be executed

Onety one is my favourite stranger things character

I hate it when the Loch Ness monster asks me for 3.50

That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for 3.50.

Since when has he been homeless

Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!

How to Google something

That's brilliant! You're a genius.

Laugh out loud they just Googled something

I DON"T KNOW HOW TO Ohhh...

I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs in my house

That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house.

What! Jesus was born on 0 A. D. While dinosaurs were millions of years ago

Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot

Do you turn orange? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIrD. Wait... did you say a carrot? - TheDachshundAmongUs

As soon as I saw this I looked it up and it is actually there!

I do this all the time everyday
There is no carrot emoji!

I hate it when you go outside and someone throws a cow at you

That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you.

Who is strong enough to lift a cow (edited)

I hate it when I go outside and a giraffe kicks you in the balls

This is the first one I haven't seen before and I'm dying from laughter

Oh, me too! The pain is shocking isn't it?

Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls.

Why is my poop green?

Very good question! I have asked the EXACT same thing before, but unfortunately no one knows the answer...

This actually happens sometimes... - MasterHand

Just let it be green!

TMI dude! - Synchronocity

The Contenders

Help I accidentally build a shelf

Then just demolish the shelf. You got your three books back, though not the wood planks.

Geez, how can you ACCIDENTALLY build a shelf?

Courtesy of Yahoo Answers.

*throws shelf at enemy*

I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe

Me too. I mean, that chinchilla. IT EATS US ALL. Whoa wait... google... HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT CHINCHILLA!? ITS FROM MY DREAMS. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe.

I hate it when Sans poisons Miss Piggy

That dang Sans. Always poisoning Miss Piggy. - GrapeJuiceK

Maniacal laugh. - Misfire

"Laughs" - JPK

Why Does Justin Bieber Wants To Eat My Poop?

If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.

Why do you want to eat Justin Bieber's poop?

Well he don't so I owuld shut up if I was you

I wish god would kill me.,. freep penixs pilsl. end my gay lfie

I hate it when Hitler rides a Pegasus
I hate it when my unicorn flies away

That dang unicorn. Always flying away. - GrapeJuiceK

I hate when I'm studying and a velociraptor throw bananas at me

That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you. - GrapeJuiceK

I hate it when Mickey Mouse invades the White House

That dang Mickey Mouse. Always invading the White House.

I hate it when Harry Potter blows up
I have no mouth and I must scream

Scream with your butt or any natural opening your body has.

Random person standing by: THEN SCREAM
Person with no mouth:

Look up I have and it will show up

What is the meaning of life?

Life (noun): The span of how long a person lives - TwilightKitsune

Chances are you won't get a straight answer - PositronWildhawk

The answer is 42 - Emberflight_of_StormClan

Definitely not 42.

Were there ever white slaves?

Yes. - Swellow

How do you eat?

PATRICK, GET THE FUNNEL - GrapeJuiceK

What the heck is a salad?

It's a prehistoric animal

In all seriousness, it's a line from SpongeBob (presumably "Bossy Boots")

How to join illuminati

Google Chrome is illuminati confirmed

Does Illuminati even exist?

You have to ask the old man on street rd and he will tell you to find a pot, bring it to him, sit in it, and hum your favorite song.

I WANNA JOIN THE ILLUMINATI GOOGLE TELL ME HOW!

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