Top Ten Weirdest Google Search SuggestionsRecently, I noticed some quite funny and weird Google Search suggestions so I decided to do a list about it!
I wonder what he does with my shampoo. does he wash his BALD head? I don't know lol
That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo.
No. He doesn't care for shampoo.
I hit Hitler for stealing my Nutella and then he changed his last name from by beautiful action.
I know right? This happens to me all the time!
That dang Hitler. Always stealing our Nutella.
I WANTED TO MAKE A NUTELLA SANDWHICH BUT NOOO HITLER BARGES IN AND TAKES IT ALL. he's WORSE THEN BEFORE
I always wondered why. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math! It's about the language!
Let's make a new law: Anyone pronouncing Onety one as eleven will be executed
Laugh out loud!
I was laughing so much at this!
Onety one is my favourite stranger things character
That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for 3.50.
Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!
Since when has he been homeless
That's brilliant! You're a genius.
Laugh out loud they just Googled something
What! Jesus was born on 0 A. D. While dinosaurs were millions of years ago
That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house.
As soon as I saw this I looked it up and it is actually there!
I do this all the time everyday
There is no carrot emoji!
Do you turn orange? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIrD. Wait... did you say a carrot?
That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you.
Who is strong enough to lift a cow (edited)
This is the first one I haven't seen before and I'm dying from laughter
Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls.
Oh, me too! The pain is shocking isn't it?
Very good question! I have asked the EXACT same thing before, but unfortunately no one knows the answer...
This actually happens sometimes...
Just let it be green!
Then just demolish the shelf. You got your three books back, though not the wood planks.
Geez, how can you ACCIDENTALLY build a shelf?
Courtesy of Yahoo Answers.
*throws shelf at enemy*
That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe.
Me too. I mean, that chinchilla. IT EATS US ALL. Whoa wait... google... HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT CHINCHILLA!? ITS FROM MY DREAMS. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
That dang Sans. Always poisoning Miss Piggy.
Why do you want to eat Justin Bieber's poop?
If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.
Well he don't so I owuld shut up if I was you
I wish god would kill me.,. freep penixs pilsl. end my gay lfie
That dang unicorn. Always flying away.
That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you.
That dang Mickey Mouse. Always invading the White House.
Scream with your butt or any natural opening your body has.
Look up I have and it will show up
Random person standing by: THEN SCREAM
Person with no mouth:
Life (noun): The span of how long a person lives
Chances are you won't get a straight answer
Definitely not 42.
The answer is 42
In all seriousness, it's a line from SpongeBob (presumably "Bossy Boots")
It's a prehistoric animal
You have to ask the old man on street rd and he will tell you to find a pot, bring it to him, sit in it, and hum your favorite song.
Google Chrome is illuminati confirmed
Does Illuminati even exist?
I WANNA JOIN THE ILLUMINATI GOOGLE TELL ME HOW!