Top Ten Weirdest Google Search Suggestions

Recently, I noticed some quite funny and weird Google Search suggestions so I decided to do a list about it!

The Top Ten

1 I hate it when Voldermort uses my shampoo

That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo. - GrapeJuiceK

He doesn't have hair and you spelled his name wrong.

Hilarious - JPK

LOL HAHAAAHAHAAHAAHA HAAAHAHAAHAHA(laugh for 2 minutes) - JolteonIsAwesome

2 Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'

I always wondered why. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math! It's about the language!

Laugh out loud!
I was laughing so much at this!

Let's make a new law: Anyone pronouncing Onety one as eleven will be executed - TwilightKitsune

Onety one is my favourite stranger things character - pjo

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3 I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my nutella

I know right? This happens to me all the time!

Get your hands off my Nutella Hitler! - Catacorn

That dang Hitler. Always stealing our Nutella. - GrapeJuiceK


4 Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot

As soon as I saw this I looked it up and it is actually there!

Sounds fun, cooked or not? - Lucretia

I do this all the time everyday
There is no carrot emoji!

5 I hate it when the Loch Ness monster asks me for 3.50

Since when has he been homeless

That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for 3.50. - GrapeJuiceK

Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!

6 I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs in my house

That's cool... it was probably a joke search - Lucretia

That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house. - GrapeJuiceK

What! Jesus was born on 0 A. D. While dinosaurs were millions of years ago - JolteonIsAwesome

7 How to Google something

That's brilliant! You're a genius.

The person who searched this is the smartest person in the world - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

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8 I hate it when you go outside and someone throws a cow at you

That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you. - GrapeJuiceK

Who is strong enough to lift a cow (edited) - JolteonIsAwesome

9 Help I accidentally build a shelf

Then just demolish the shelf. You got your three books back, though not the wood planks.

Geez, how can you ACCIDENTALLY build a shelf? - Minecraftcrazy530

Courtesy of Yahoo Answers.

So get a bomb and explode irt - Lucretia

10 I hate it when I go outside and a giraffe kicks you in the balls

This is the first one I haven't seen before and I'm dying from laughter - Danielsun182

Oh, me too! The pain is shocking isn't it? - Britgirl

Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls. - GrapeJuiceK

Where does this guy live - Lucretia

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11 I hate it when my unicorn flies away

That dang unicorn. Always flying away. - GrapeJuiceK

Lol - JPK

12 Why is my poop green?

Because you were eating burger king. - Lucretia

13 Why Does Justin Bieber Wants To Eat My Poop?

If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.

Well he don't so I owuld shut up if I was you

I wish god would kill me.,. freep penixs pilsl. end my gay lfie

14 I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe

That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe. - GrapeJuiceK

15 I hate it when Sans poisons Miss Piggy

That dang Sans. Always poisoning Miss Piggy. - GrapeJuiceK

"Laughs" - JPK

16 I hate it when Hitler rides a Pegasus
17 What is the meaning of life?

Life (noun): The span of how long a person lives - TwilightKitsune

Chances are you won't get a straight answer - PositronWildhawk

The answer is 42 - Emberflight_of_StormClan

1349 or seahorse - Lucretia

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18 Were there ever white slaves?

There was only aryan slaves - Lucretia

Yes. - Swellow

19 I hate when I'm studying and a velociraptor throw bananas at me

That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you. - GrapeJuiceK

20 How do you eat?


21 I hate it when a llama named carl

That dang llama. Always named Carl. - GrapeJuiceK

Hahaahahaa more like a camel - JolteonIsAwesome

22 Ezra Bridger is Kylo Ren

Lol this is weird - JolteonIsAwesome

23 I have no mouth and I must scream

Scream with your butt or any natural opening your body has.

Look up I have and it will show up

24 I Hate Mariah Carey When She Break My Glasses

That dang Mariah Carey. Always breaking our glasses. - GrapeJuiceK

God I hate this too! I hate it when she does that

25 What the heck is a salad?

It's a prehistoric animal

26 If I Were a Mushroom and Stood On One, Would I Still Be a Mushroom or the Roommusher?
27 How to join illuminati

Google Chrome is illuminati confirmed

You have to ask the old man on street rd and he will tell you to find a pot, bring it to him, sit in it, and hum your favorite song.

28 I hate when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me
29 What prehistoric animal does batman have an animatronic replica of in the batcave?

I don't know why it comes out by itself when I'm searching about prehistoric animals - JolteonIsAwesome

30 I hate it when Jesus steals my nutella

Lol Jesus won't do any sin - JolteonIsAwesome

31 I hate it when Chuck Norris kick your home flying

That dang Chuck Norris. Always kicking our homes flying. - GrapeJuiceK

32 I hate it when my unicorn farts

That dang unicorn. Always farting. - GrapeJuiceK

33 What prehistoric animal was the ancestor of elephant
34 I really love drugs

Those dang drugs... wait... - GrapeJuiceK

35 How come the tuna can is after me after three days of running
36 Purple Monkey Dishwashers
37 Help I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend

Oh Dear God - JPK

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY - jackintheboxisgross

38 I hate it when Phantom Mangle shoots Donald Trump

That dang Phantom Mangle. Always shooting Donald Trump. - GrapeJuiceK

39 I hate it when Mickey Mouse invades the White House

That dang Mickey Mouse. Always invading the White House. - GrapeJuiceK

40 I hate it when Chirag Gupta kisses Kylo Ren

That dang Craig Gupta. Always kissing Kylo Ren. - GrapeJuiceK

41 I hate it because this is Sparta
42 I hate it when Voldemort takes my turban
43 I hate it when 0 can't be divided
44 Why isn't twelve pronounced "twoteen"?

We're all talking about eleven, but we're missing the real question - Emberflight_of_StormClan

45 I hate it when Galapagos Turtles are extinct
46 I hate it when Donald Trump gets voted
47 I hate it when Hillary Clinton gets voted
48 Why isn't xmas pronounced "crossmass"?
49 Liam Greg
50 I hate it when Harry Potter blows up
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Top Remixes

1. I hate it when Voldermort uses my shampoo
2. I hate it when Sans poisons Miss Piggy
3. I hate it when Hitler rides a Pegasus
1. I hate it when Voldermort uses my shampoo
2. Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'
3. I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my nutella
1. Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot
2. I hate it when Voldermort uses my shampoo
3. Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'


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