Top Ten Weirdest Google Search Suggestionsjacob_064 Recently, I noticed some quite funny and weird Google Search suggestions so I decided to do a list about it!
The Top Ten
That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo. - GrapeJuiceK
He doesn't have hair and you spelled his name wrong.
Hilarious - JPK
LOL HAHAAAHAHAAHAAHA HAAAHAHAAHAHA(laugh for 2 minutes) - JolteonIsAwesome
I always wondered why. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math! It's about the language!
Laugh out loud!
I was laughing so much at this!
Let's make a new law: Anyone pronouncing Onety one as eleven will be executed - TwilightKitsune
Onety one is my favourite stranger things character - pjoV 2 Comments
I know right? This happens to me all the time!
Get your hands off my Nutella Hitler! - Catacorn
That dang Hitler. Always stealing our Nutella. - GrapeJuiceK
I WANTED TO MAKE A NUTELLA SANDWHICH BUT NOOO HITLER BARGES IN AND TAKES IT ALL. he's WORSE THEN BEFOREV 1 Comment
As soon as I saw this I looked it up and it is actually there!
Sounds fun, cooked or not? - Lucretia
I do this all the time everyday
There is no carrot emoji!
Since when has he been homeless
That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for 3.50. - GrapeJuiceK
Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!
That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house. - GrapeJuiceK
That's cool... it was probably a joke search - Lucretia
What! Jesus was born on 0 A. D. While dinosaurs were millions of years ago - JolteonIsAwesome
That's brilliant! You're a genius.
The person who searched this is the smartest person in the world - BlueFrostOfThunderClanV 2 Comments
That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you. - GrapeJuiceK
Who is strong enough to lift a cow (edited) - JolteonIsAwesome
Then just demolish the shelf. You got your three books back, though not the wood planks.
Geez, how can you ACCIDENTALLY build a shelf? - Minecraftcrazy530
Courtesy of Yahoo Answers.
So get a bomb and explode irt - Lucretia
This is the first one I haven't seen before and I'm dying from laughter - Danielsun182
Oh, me too! The pain is shocking isn't it? - Britgirl
Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls. - GrapeJuiceK
Where does this guy live - Lucretia
That dang unicorn. Always flying away. - GrapeJuiceK
Lol - JPK
Because you were eating burger king. - Lucretia
If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.
Well he don't so I owuld shut up if I was you
I wish god would kill me.,. freep penixs pilsl. end my gay lfie
That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe. - GrapeJuiceK
That dang Sans. Always poisoning Miss Piggy. - GrapeJuiceK
"Laughs" - JPK
Life (noun): The span of how long a person lives - TwilightKitsune
Chances are you won't get a straight answer - PositronWildhawk
Definitely not 42.
1349 or seahorse - LucretiaV 1 Comment
There was only aryan slaves - Lucretia
Yes. - Swellow
That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you. - GrapeJuiceK
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2. I hate it when Sans poisons Miss Piggy
3. I hate it when Hitler rides a Pegasus
2. Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'
3. I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my nutella
2. I hate it when Voldermort uses my shampoo
3. Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'