Top Ten Weirdest Google Search SuggestionsRecently, I noticed some quite funny and weird Google Search suggestions so I decided to do a list about it!
The Top Ten Weirdest Google Search Suggestions
That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo. - GrapeJuiceK
He doesn't have hair and you spelled his name wrong.
No. He doesn't care for shampoo. - Ikura
Hilarious - JPK
I know right? This happens to me all the time!
I hit Hitler for stealing my Nutella and then he changed his last name from by beautiful action.
That dang Hitler. Always stealing our Nutella. - GrapeJuiceK
I WANTED TO MAKE A NUTELLA SANDWHICH BUT NOOO HITLER BARGES IN AND TAKES IT ALL. he's WORSE THEN BEFORE
I always wondered why. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math! It's about the language!
Laugh out loud!
I was laughing so much at this!
Let's make a new law: Anyone pronouncing Onety one as eleven will be executed - TwilightKitsune
Onety one is my favourite stranger things character - pjo
That's brilliant! You're a genius.
Laugh out loud they just Googled something
I DON"T KNOW HOW TO Ohhh... - Garythesnail
That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for 3.50. - GrapeJuiceK
Since when has he been homeless
Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!
That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house. - GrapeJuiceK
What! Jesus was born on 0 A. D. While dinosaurs were millions of years ago - JolteonIsAwesome
Do you turn orange? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIrD. Wait... did you say a carrot? - TheDachshundAmongUs
As soon as I saw this I looked it up and it is actually there!
I do this all the time everyday
There is no carrot emoji!
That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you. - GrapeJuiceK
Who is strong enough to lift a cow (edited) - JolteonIsAwesome
This is the first one I haven't seen before and I'm dying from laughter - Danielsun182
Oh, me too! The pain is shocking isn't it? - Britgirl
Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls. - GrapeJuiceK
Very good question! I have asked the EXACT same thing before, but unfortunately no one knows the answer...
This actually happens sometimes... - MasterHand
Just let it be green!
TMI dude! - Synchronocity
Then just demolish the shelf. You got your three books back, though not the wood planks.
Geez, how can you ACCIDENTALLY build a shelf? - Minecraftcrazy530
Courtesy of Yahoo Answers.
*throws shelf at enemy*
That dang Sans. Always poisoning Miss Piggy. - GrapeJuiceK
Maniacal laugh. - Misfire
"Laughs" - JPK
Me too. I mean, that chinchilla. IT EATS US ALL. Whoa wait... google... HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT CHINCHILLA!? ITS FROM MY DREAMS. EXPLAIN YOURSELF. - TheDachshundAmongUs
That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe. - GrapeJuiceK
If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.
Why do you want to eat Justin Bieber's poop?
Well he don't so I owuld shut up if I was you
I wish god would kill me.,. freep penixs pilsl. end my gay lfie
That dang unicorn. Always flying away. - GrapeJuiceK
Scream with your butt or any natural opening your body has.
Random person standing by: THEN SCREAM
Person with no mouth: - TheDachshundAmongUs
Look up I have and it will show up
Life (noun): The span of how long a person lives - TwilightKitsune
Chances are you won't get a straight answer - PositronWildhawk
The answer is 42 - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Definitely not 42.
Yes. - Swellow
That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you. - GrapeJuiceK
PATRICK, GET THE FUNNEL - GrapeJuiceK
In all seriousness, it's a line from SpongeBob (presumably "Bossy Boots") - KalloFox34
It's a prehistoric animal
Google Chrome is illuminati confirmed
Does Illuminati even exist?
You have to ask the old man on street rd and he will tell you to find a pot, bring it to him, sit in it, and hum your favorite song.
I WANNA JOIN THE ILLUMINATI GOOGLE TELL ME HOW!
How can a llama possibly name someone when it's a llama and can't talk at all? - Misfire
That dang llama. Always named Carl. - GrapeJuiceK
Hahaahahaa more like a camel - JolteonIsAwesome
Yeah, why can’t it be named Halsey?
Lol this is weird - JolteonIsAwesome
That dang Mariah Carey. Always breaking our glasses. - GrapeJuiceK
God I hate this too! I hate it when she does that
Best list ever.
I don't know why it comes out by itself when I'm searching about prehistoric animals - JolteonIsAwesome
Lol Jesus won't do any sin - JolteonIsAwesome
That dang Chuck Norris. Always kicking our homes flying. - GrapeJuiceK
That dang unicorn. Always farting. - GrapeJuiceK
Those dang drugs... wait... - GrapeJuiceK
How can you accidentally poop on someone? - Misfire
Oh Dear God - JPK
LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY - jackintheboxisgross
That dang Phantom Mangle. Always shooting Donald Trump. - GrapeJuiceK
That dang Mickey Mouse. Always invading the White House. - GrapeJuiceK
That dang Craig Gupta. Always kissing Kylo Ren. - GrapeJuiceK
We're all talking about eleven, but we're missing the real question - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Me too - Synchronocity