Top Ten Weirdest Google Search SuggestionsRecently, I noticed some quite funny and weird Google Search suggestions so I decided to do a list about it!
The Top Ten
That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo. - GrapeJuiceK
No. He doesn't care for shampoo. - Ikura
He doesn't have hair and you spelled his name wrong.
So do I!V 2 Comments
I know right? This happens to me all the time!
Get your hands off my Nutella Hitler! - Catacorn
I hit Hitler for stealing my Nutella and then he changed his last name from by beautiful action.
I WANTED TO MAKE A NUTELLA SANDWHICH BUT NOOO HITLER BARGES IN AND TAKES IT ALL. he's WORSE THEN BEFOREV 1 Comment
I always wondered why. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math! It's about the language!
Laugh out loud!
I was laughing so much at this!
Let's make a new law: Anyone pronouncing Onety one as eleven will be executed - TwilightKitsune
Onety one? Wouldn’t it be oneteen?V 3 Comments
That's brilliant! You're a genius.
Laugh out loud they just Googled something
I DON"T KNOW HOW TO Ohhh... - Garythesnail
Since when has he been homeless
That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for 3.50. - GrapeJuiceK
Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!
That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house. - GrapeJuiceK
What! Jesus was born on 0 A. D. While dinosaurs were millions of years ago - JolteonIsAwesome
As soon as I saw this I looked it up and it is actually there!
I do this all the time everyday
There is no carrot emoji!
That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you. - GrapeJuiceK
Who is strong enough to lift a cow (edited) - JolteonIsAwesome
This is the first one I haven't seen before and I'm dying from laughter - Danielsun182
Oh, me too! The pain is shocking isn't it? - Britgirl
Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls. - GrapeJuiceK
Then just demolish the shelf. You got your three books back, though not the wood planks.
Geez, how can you ACCIDENTALLY build a shelf? - Minecraftcrazy530
Courtesy of Yahoo Answers.
*throws shelf at enemy*
This was an old search term, but Google purged a bunch of insulting/inappropriate search entries about celebs a few years back. - KalloFox34
Very good question! I have asked the EXACT same thing before, but unfortunately no one knows the answer...
That dang Sans. Always poisoning Miss Piggy. - GrapeJuiceK
"Laughs" - JPK
That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe. - GrapeJuiceK
If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.
Well he don't so I owuld shut up if I was you
I wish god would kill me.,. freep penixs pilsl. end my gay lfie
That dang unicorn. Always flying away. - GrapeJuiceK
Lol - JPK
Life (noun): The span of how long a person lives - TwilightKitsune
Chances are you won't get a straight answer - PositronWildhawk
The answer is 42 - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Definitely not 42.
Yes. - Swellow
That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you. - GrapeJuiceK
PATRICK, GET THE FUNNEL - GrapeJuiceK
In all seriousness, it's a line from SpongeBob (presumably "Bossy Boots") - KalloFox34
It's a prehistoric animal
That dang llama. Always named Carl. - GrapeJuiceK
Hahaahahaa more like a camel - JolteonIsAwesome
Yeah, why can’t it be named Halsey?
Lol this is weird - JolteonIsAwesome
Scream with your butt or any natural opening your body has.
Look up I have and it will show up
That dang Mariah Carey. Always breaking our glasses. - GrapeJuiceK
God I hate this too! I hate it when she does that
Best list ever.
Google Chrome is illuminati confirmed
Does Illuminati even exist?
You have to ask the old man on street rd and he will tell you to find a pot, bring it to him, sit in it, and hum your favorite song.
I don't know why it comes out by itself when I'm searching about prehistoric animals - JolteonIsAwesome
Lol Jesus won't do any sin - JolteonIsAwesome
That dang Chuck Norris. Always kicking our homes flying. - GrapeJuiceK
That dang unicorn. Always farting. - GrapeJuiceK
Those dang drugs... wait... - GrapeJuiceK
Oh Dear God - JPK
LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY - jackintheboxisgross
That dang Phantom Mangle. Always shooting Donald Trump. - GrapeJuiceK
That dang Mickey Mouse. Always invading the White House. - GrapeJuiceK
That dang Craig Gupta. Always kissing Kylo Ren. - GrapeJuiceK
We're all talking about eleven, but we're missing the real question - Emberflight_of_StormClan
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2. I hate it when Sans poisons Miss Piggy
3. I hate it when Hitler rides a Pegasus
2. Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'
3. I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my nutella
2. I hate it when Voldermort uses my shampoo
3. Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'