Top Ten Weirdest Google Search Suggestions

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Recently, I noticed some quite funny and weird Google Search suggestions so I decided to do a list about it!

The Top Ten

1 I hate it when Voldermort uses my shampoo

That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo. - GrapeJuiceK

He doesn't have hair and you spelled his name wrong.

Hilarious - JPK

LOL HAHAAAHAHAAHAAHA HAAAHAHAAHAHA(laugh for 2 minutes) - JolteonIsAwesome

2 Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'

I always wondered why. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math! It's about the language!

Laugh out loud!
I was laughing so much at this!

Let's make a new law: Anyone pronouncing Onety one as eleven will be executed - TwilightKitsune

Onety one is my favourite stranger things character - pjo

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3 I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my nutella

I know right? This happens to me all the time!

Get your hands off my Nutella Hitler! - Catacorn

That dang Hitler. Always stealing our Nutella. - GrapeJuiceK

I'm going to sue him for stealing the Nutella - Enderninja327

4 Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot

As soon as I saw this I looked it up and it is actually there!

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5 I hate it when the Loch Ness monster asks me for 3.50

Since when has he been homeless

That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for 3.50. - GrapeJuiceK

Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!

6 I hate it when Jesus rides dinosaurs in my house

That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house. - GrapeJuiceK

What! Jesus was born on 0 A. D. While dinosaurs were millions of years ago - JolteonIsAwesome

7 How to Google something

That's brilliant! You're a genius.

The person who searched this is the smartest person in the world - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

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8 I hate it when you go outside and someone throws a cow at you

That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you. - GrapeJuiceK

Who is strong enough to lift a cow (edited) - JolteonIsAwesome

9 Help I accidentally build a shelf

Then just demolish the shelf. You got your three books back, though not the wood planks.

Geez, how can you ACCIDENTALLY build a shelf? - Minecraftcrazy530

Courtesy of Yahoo Answers.

10 I hate it when I go outside and a giraffe kicks you in the balls

This is the first one I haven't seen before and I'm dying from laughter - Danielsun182

Oh, me too! The pain is shocking isn't it? - Britgirl

Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls. - GrapeJuiceK

The Newcomers

? I hate it when Princess Celestia steals my cake
? I hate it when Harry Potter blows up

The Contenders

11 I hate it when my unicorn flies away

That dang unicorn. Always flying away. - GrapeJuiceK

Lol - JPK

12 Why is my poop green?
13 I hate it when a chinchilla eats the universe

That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe. - GrapeJuiceK

14 Why Does Justin Bieber Wants To Eat My Poop?

If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.

Well he don't so I owuld shut up if I was you

15 I hate it when Sans poisons Miss Piggy

That dang Sans. Always poisoning Miss Piggy. - GrapeJuiceK

"Laughs" - JPK

16 I hate it when Hitler rides a Pegasus
17 What is the meaning of life?

Life (noun): The span of how long a person lives - TwilightKitsune

Chances are you won't get a straight answer - PositronWildhawk

Definitely not 42.

The answer is 42 - Emberflight_of_StormClan

18 Were there ever white slaves?
19 I hate when I'm studying and a velociraptor throw bananas at me

That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you. - GrapeJuiceK

20 How do you eat? V 1 Comment
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1. I hate it when Voldermort uses my shampoo
2. I hate it when Sans poisons Miss Piggy
3. I hate it when Hitler rides a Pegasus
JPK
1. I hate it when Voldermort uses my shampoo
2. Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'
3. I hate it when Adolf Hitler steals my nutella
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1. Sometimes I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot
2. I hate it when Voldermort uses my shampoo
3. Why isn't eleven pronounced 'onety one'
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