Top Ten Weirdest Google Search SuggestionsRecently, I noticed some quite funny and weird Google Search suggestions so I decided to do a list about it!
The Top Ten
I wonder what he does with my shampoo. does he wash his BALD head? I don't know lol
That dang Voldemort. Always using our shampoo.
No. He doesn't care for shampoo.
I know right? This happens to me all the time!
I hit Hitler for stealing my Nutella and then he changed his last name from by beautiful action.
That dang Hitler. Always stealing our Nutella.
I WANTED TO MAKE A NUTELLA SANDWHICH BUT NOOO HITLER BARGES IN AND TAKES IT ALL. he's WORSE THEN BEFORE
I always wondered why. This is basically why the Chinese have the advantage in mental math! It's about the language!
Laugh out loud!
I was laughing so much at this!
Let's make a new law: Anyone pronouncing Onety one as eleven will be executed
Onety one is my favourite stranger things character
That dang Loch Ness Monster. Always asking us for 3.50.
Since when has he been homeless
Dang Loch Ness Monster! I told you I ain't giving you any tree fiddy!
That's brilliant! You're a genius.
Laugh out loud they just Googled something
I DON"T KNOW HOW TO Ohhh...
That dang Jesus. Always riding dinosaurs in our house.
What! Jesus was born on 0 A. D. While dinosaurs were millions of years ago
Do you turn orange? BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE WEIrD. Wait... did you say a carrot? - TheDachshundAmongUs
As soon as I saw this I looked it up and it is actually there!
I do this all the time everyday
There is no carrot emoji!
That dang someone. Always throwing cows at you.
Who is strong enough to lift a cow (edited)
This is the first one I haven't seen before and I'm dying from laughter
Oh, me too! The pain is shocking isn't it?
Those dang giraffes. Always kicking us in the balls.
Very good question! I have asked the EXACT same thing before, but unfortunately no one knows the answer...
This actually happens sometimes... - MasterHand
Just let it be green!
TMI dude! - Synchronocity
Then just demolish the shelf. You got your three books back, though not the wood planks.
Geez, how can you ACCIDENTALLY build a shelf?
Courtesy of Yahoo Answers.
*throws shelf at enemy*
Me too. I mean, that chinchilla. IT EATS US ALL. Whoa wait... google... HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT CHINCHILLA!? ITS FROM MY DREAMS. EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
That dang chinchilla. Always eating the universe.
That dang Sans. Always poisoning Miss Piggy. - GrapeJuiceK
Maniacal laugh. - Misfire
"Laughs" - JPK
If that's so, he's a cannibal. He is poop.
Why do you want to eat Justin Bieber's poop?
Well he don't so I owuld shut up if I was you
I wish god would kill me.,. freep penixs pilsl. end my gay lfie
That dang unicorn. Always flying away. - GrapeJuiceK
That dang velociraptor. Always throwing bananas at you. - GrapeJuiceK
That dang Mickey Mouse. Always invading the White House.
Scream with your butt or any natural opening your body has.
Random person standing by: THEN SCREAM
Person with no mouth:
Look up I have and it will show up
Life (noun): The span of how long a person lives - TwilightKitsune
Chances are you won't get a straight answer - PositronWildhawk
The answer is 42 - Emberflight_of_StormClan
Definitely not 42.
Yes. - Swellow
PATRICK, GET THE FUNNEL - GrapeJuiceK
It's a prehistoric animal
In all seriousness, it's a line from SpongeBob (presumably "Bossy Boots")
Google Chrome is illuminati confirmed
Does Illuminati even exist?
You have to ask the old man on street rd and he will tell you to find a pot, bring it to him, sit in it, and hum your favorite song.
I WANNA JOIN THE ILLUMINATI GOOGLE TELL ME HOW!