Top Ten Weirdest Google Search Suggestions

Recently, I noticed some quite funny and weird Google Search suggestions so I decided to do a list about it!

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21 I hate it when a llama named carl

That dang llama. Always named Carl. - GrapeJuiceK

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22 Ezra Bridger is Kylo Ren

Lol this is weird - JolteonIsAwesome

23 I have no mouth and I must scream

Scream with your butt or any natural opening your body has.

Look up I have and it will show up

24 I Hate Mariah Carey When She Break My Glasses

That dang Mariah Carey. Always breaking our glasses. - GrapeJuiceK

God I hate this too! I hate it when she does that

25 What the heck is a salad?

It's a prehistoric animal

26 If I Were a Mushroom and Stood On One, Would I Still Be a Mushroom or the Roommusher?
27 How to join illuminati

Google Chrome is illuminati confirmed

You have to ask the old man on street rd and he will tell you to find a pot, bring it to him, sit in it, and hum your favorite song.

28 I hate when I'm studying and a velociraptor throws bananas at me
29 What prehistoric animal does batman have an animatronic replica of in the batcave?

I don't know why it comes out by itself when I'm searching about prehistoric animals - JolteonIsAwesome

30 I hate it when Jesus steals my nutella

Lol Jesus won't do any sin - JolteonIsAwesome

31 I hate it when Chuck Norris kick your home flying

That dang Chuck Norris. Always kicking our homes flying. - GrapeJuiceK

32 I hate it when my unicorn farts

That dang unicorn. Always farting. - GrapeJuiceK

33 What prehistoric animal was the ancestor of elephant
34 I really love drugs

Those dang drugs... wait... - GrapeJuiceK

35 How come the tuna can is after me after three days of running
36 Purple Monkey Dishwashers
37 Help I accidentally pooped on my boyfriend

Oh Dear God - JPK

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY - jackintheboxisgross

38 I hate it when Phantom Mangle shoots Donald Trump

That dang Phantom Mangle. Always shooting Donald Trump. - GrapeJuiceK

39 I hate it when Mickey Mouse invades the White House

That dang Mickey Mouse. Always invading the White House. - GrapeJuiceK

40 I hate it when Chirag Gupta kisses Kylo Ren

That dang Craig Gupta. Always kissing Kylo Ren. - GrapeJuiceK

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