Top 10 Weirdest Hello Kitty Merchandise That Actually Exists

The Top Ten

1 Hello Kitty Condoms

You see kids. When a Mommy cat, and a Daddy Cat love each other very much, they diced to...

I am a 10 year old but I don't like hello kitty so... but WHY

Oh well that's enough internet for today

For when two kitties are in contact.

2 Hello Kitty Contact Lenses

3 Hello Kitty Guns

4 Hello Kitty Pills

5 Hello Kitty Braces

6 Hello Kitty Toilet Paper

7 Hello Kitty Negligee

8 Hello Kitty Coffin

I'll miss you Billy.

Wait, why the hell are you putting him in a Hello Kitty coffin?

9 Hello Kitty Chainsaw

10 Hello Kitty Wine

The Contenders

11 Hello Kitty Toaster

Of all of the products on this list, I doubt you will see another one that creates food with the eponymous cat on it.

12 Hello Kitty Mens Underwear

13 Hello Kitty Anti-Virus Programs

14 Hello Kitty Grave Stone

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