Weirdest Names

The Top Ten

1 Caca

This is the wierdiest name I have saw!

In third grade, I would call my BFF Cassie CaCa and she would call me Wiwi, short for Olivia, but sometimes she would call me Wittermelon. We were so stupid back then.

Means "poop" in spanish lol Imagine taking your child named caca to mexico or spain, he/she would easily get made fun of

It stinks to say, that weird name means poop in Spanish.

2 Poopy

Who would name their kid poopy?

Holly crap! What is wrong with poppy's parents! They are probably fat.

Dumbest name ever - Lunala


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3 Spingebill

Why does this sound like SpongeBob?

Means "pushes bill" - 445956

Worst type of cancer in toptenlist

On drugs...

4 Shigins

Sounds like the name of an obsecure disease old people can catch. - Lunala


5 Drug

Anyone who names their kid drugs is probably on drugs.

Oh my gosh could you imagine how bad people would pick at you?! I'm mean that is wrong! Think about it... "Hi my names Drug! "

Hey, Drug, how ya doing'?
Sounds so weird and insulting, suggesting that they're on them! Why would you want to be called or call someone "Drug"?!

That should be illegal.

6 Deshun
7 Dick

A Classic swedish name

It used to be a common nickname for Richard - blackflower

Its another word for a certain body part - Lunala

8 Bert

Whats wrong with this name - ShebaDaDog

9 Daiodinde

Is this a boy or girl name. I cannot pronounce it and I don't know what it means. This name is terrible, horrible, and simply the worst name on your list.

I can't even pronounce it.

10 Sunshine Rain Water

This is to long!

What kind of name is Sunshine Rain Water?!

Why would anyone name a person after weather?

Sound like the name for a Mary Sue. - Lunala

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The Contenders

11 June

I think June is a cute name. It could be short for Juniper.

I don't think June is a weird name

Mike: What's the month today June?
June: June?
Mike: Well, yes I'm talking to you June.
June: JUNE!

My dog is named June, so shut it. - AnonymousChick

12 Quincy

10/best president 4 tricycles

Who names a kid after John Quincy Adams

13 Jaeln
14 Johnny

Come pee on Johnny with your urine! -cs188 YTP

Eating sugar?

Because regret

Here comes Johnny!

15 Joe

Its kinda weird because it looks like Joee

There is a commercial on the radio and some guy comes to the door and the husband says to the wife "honey look it's joe" and whenever a commercial of the same company is on, I yell "honey look it's joe" in a really weird voice

How is this weird at all?! It's a common name

16 Ash

PIkacHu I cHOoSE YoUuuuUuu

It’s a nice name - blackflower

I choose you

Anyone who gives their baby this name wants their child to be the best, the best there ever was - Lunala

17 Dickie

Lil dicky anyone?

18 Bob

Bob is not a weird name at all

Funny 2 joke about

Bob is the best name in the whole wide world! (No offense other people.) -UnicornSwirlyPop

This is bob 😎 Bob says hi 🖐 This is bob when a car comes by 😲 If you were at my school and you were called bob people would say that to you all the time.

19 Jeffray

Sounds like it's southern

It's supposed to be a "e" instead of an "a"

20 Lettuce

Mmmm yummy great name, I wanna eat some lettuce now

This is weird - Lunala

What person names their kid lettuce? The name Amabel I get only because it's an extremely old name (older than Annabelle, Anabel, however you spell it) and it makes sense to be a name, but Lettuce is just messed up. - Anonymousxcxc

21 Shmeal

Isn’t Shmeal the kid from the movie and book “The boy in the striped pyjamas”.

22 Ronica
23 Chungabung

That is the most unfortunate name I have heard. Other than Poopy of course.

24 Lyric

Yesss Lyrics with her best friend String and her step-brother chord. Did I mention her Father tambourine and her mother Tula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Terrible Sonic Game - 445956

This name actually sounds kinda cool - Lunala

25 Tuff
26 Bubbles

Wanna go play with bubbles Bubbles? Yikes

It's only good on the power puff girls

That is so weird!

27 Roxy

Certain type of people would LOVE this person

28 Tyrone
29 Crapinson

Oof if this is your name your parents hate you!

That is crap right there that you even put that name!

REALLY, that name is sad, bro.

Wow, just wow.

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30 Uzuzi
31 Morm
32 Suzy-Ann
33 Davonte'

This name is actually pretty cool

34 Billy Bob

Weird, but I like it.

Yeehaaah! Pass the moonshine an' shag ya sister.

35 Jar Jar

Hope your last name ain’t Binks

Why would a kid be named after the worst Star Wars character ever? - Anonymousxcxc


Jar Jar wants his BINK-y get it - Lunala

36 Keezo
37 Sasha

Sasha is a good name, not the cutest, but nice.

38 Nevaeh

Nevaeh is such a nice name! I love it! Nothing is weird about it at all at my school there were 5 Nevaehs in just the 7th and 8th grade!

It sounds like the US state Nevada. - JoeBoi

The cutest name ever (heaven to neveah)

39 Narleena
40 Burger

Me: *hungry*
Nurse: What would you like to name your son?
Husband: What would you like from wendys?
Me: *answers husband first*
Nurse: *still waiting for an answer
Me: Burger
Nurse & Husband: Okay
Nurse: *hands burger over to me* Heres your son, burger ma'am

41 Myles
42 FedEx

Who names a kid FedEx. - Anonymousxcxc

Ok... why would someone name there kid after a company? the next one might be UPS, lol

43 Pomeroy
44 Rowncier
45 McDonald


46 Muhammad

It is weird when you're not Arabic

... how come it's a weird name?

It's a famous name in arab countries and some other part of the world

Prophet Muhammad is not weird

47 Trixie
48 Spiro

I hope to god his last name isn't subway

I knew someone named Spiro in 3rd grade. He was a prick. - NightmareCinema

49 Sally

I probably wouldn't name my kid Sally, but that still doesn't make it weird.

50 Helga

It's an old name.
Another reason why Helga behaved the way she did in Hey Arnold her name. Her parents loathed her.

Now whenever I hear the name Helga I think of Helga Pataki. However I don't think it's weird. - Anonymousxcxc

Is this a weird name? Yes definitely

I thought of Helga off hey arnold or Helga Hufflepuff - Lunala

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1. Deshun
2. Jaeln
3. Daiodinde
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2. Quincy
3. Sunshine Rain Water
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