Weirdest Names

The Top Ten

1 Drug

Anyone who names their kid drugs is probably on drugs.

Oh my gosh could you imagine how bad people would pick at you?! I'm mean that is wrong! Think about it... "Hi my names Drug! "

Hey, Drug, how ya doing'?
Sounds so weird and insulting, suggesting that they're on them! Why would you want to be called or call someone "Drug"?!

I would change my name to Doug

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2 Caca

It stinks to say, that weird name means poop in Spanish.

Who would name their child "poop."

Why On EARTH Would You Name Your Child After Poop? That's So RUDE!

So Weird

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3 Poopy

Who would name their kid poopy?

Holly crap! What is wrong with poppy's parents! They are probably fat.

Dumbest name ever - Lunala

Dude that should be number one poopys parents are drugged out pervers

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4 June

I think June is a cute name. It could be short for Juniper.

I don't think June is a weird name

Mike: What's the month today June?
June: June?
Mike: Well, yes I'm talking to you June.
June: JUNE!

My dog is named June, so shut it. - AnonymousChick

5 Shigins


6 Spingebill

Worst type of cancer in toptenlist

On drugs...

7 Deshun
8 Bob V 3 Comments
9 Daiodinde V 2 Comments
10 Bert

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11 Dick

Its another word for a certain body part - Lunala

12 Bubbles

Wanna go play with bubbles Bubbles? Yikes

It's only good on the power puff girls

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13 Joe

There is a commercial on the radio and some guy comes to the door and the husband says to the wife "honey look it's joe" and whenever a commercial of the same company is on, I yell "honey look it's joe" in a really weird voice

How is this weird at all?! It's a common name

14 Quincy

Who names a kid after John Quincy Adams

15 Sunshine Rain Water

Why would anyone name a person after weather?

Who does this?

Sound like the name for a Mary Sue. - Lunala

16 Jaeln
17 Johnny V 2 Comments
18 Crapinson

That is crap right there that you even put that name!

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19 Ash

Anyone who gives their baby this name wants their child to be the best, the best there ever was - Lunala

What! This name is like volcanic ash - JolteonIsAwesome


20 Dickie
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