Weirdest Names

The Top Ten

1 Caca

It stinks to say, that weird name means poop in Spanish.

Why On EARTH Would You Name Your Child After Poop? That's So RUDE!

Who would name their child "poop."

It souds like coco

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2 Poopy

Who would name their kid poopy?

Holly crap! What is wrong with poppy's parents! They are probably fat.

Dumbest name ever - Lunala

Dude that should be number one poopys parents are drugged out pervers

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3 Spingebill

Means "pushes bill" - 445956

Worst type of cancer in toptenlist

On drugs...

4 Shigins

Sounds like the name of an obsecure disease old people can catch. - Lunala


5 Drug

Anyone who names their kid drugs is probably on drugs.

Oh my gosh could you imagine how bad people would pick at you?! I'm mean that is wrong! Think about it... "Hi my names Drug! "

Hey, Drug, how ya doing'?
Sounds so weird and insulting, suggesting that they're on them! Why would you want to be called or call someone "Drug"?!

At the hospital having your baby, β€œWhat’s the best name we can give this cute, innocent baby? Drug! Perfect! ”

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6 Deshun
7 Dick

Its another word for a certain body part - Lunala

8 Bert
9 June

I think June is a cute name. It could be short for Juniper.

I don't think June is a weird name

Mike: What's the month today June?
June: June?
Mike: Well, yes I'm talking to you June.
June: JUNE!

My dog is named June, so shut it. - AnonymousChick

10 Daiodinde

I can't even pronounce it.

The Contenders

11 Sunshine Rain Water

Why would anyone name a person after weather?

Sound like the name for a Mary Sue. - Lunala

What kind of name is Sunshine Rain Water?!

This is to long!

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12 Quincy

Who names a kid after John Quincy Adams

13 Jaeln
14 Johnny

Here comes Johnny!

Because regret

15 Joe

There is a commercial on the radio and some guy comes to the door and the husband says to the wife "honey look it's joe" and whenever a commercial of the same company is on, I yell "honey look it's joe" in a really weird voice

How is this weird at all?! It's a common name

16 Ash

Anyone who gives their baby this name wants their child to be the best, the best there ever was - Lunala

What! This name is like volcanic ash - JolteonIsAwesome


I choose you

17 Bob

Bob is not a weird name at all

Funny 2 joke about

Bob is the best name in the whole wide world! (No offense other people.) -UnicornSwirlyPop

This is bob 😎 Bob says hi πŸ– This is bob when a car comes by 😲 If you were at my school and you were called bob people would say that to you all the time.

18 Dickie
19 Jeffray

It's supposed to be a "e" instead of an "a"

20 Ronica
21 Shmeal
22 Tuff
23 Bubbles

Wanna go play with bubbles Bubbles? Yikes

It's only good on the power puff girls

That is so weird!

24 Lettuce

This is weird - Lunala

What person names their kid lettuce? The name Amabel I get only because it's an extremely old name (older than Annabelle, Anabel, however you spell it) and it makes sense to be a name, but Lettuce is just messed up. - Anonymousxcxc

25 Chungabung
26 Tyrone
27 Lyric

Terrible Sonic Game - 445956

This name actually sounds kinda cool - Lunala

28 Roxy
29 Crapinson

That is crap right there that you even put that name!

REALLY, that name is sad, bro.

Wow, just wow.

ha lol

30 Uzuzi
31 Morm
32 Suzy-Ann
33 Davonte'

This name is actually pretty cool

34 Billy Bob

Weird, but I like it.

Yeehaaah! Pass the moonshine an' shag ya sister.

35 Keezo
36 Sasha

Sasha is a good name, not the cutest, but nice.

37 Myles
38 Jar Jar

Why would a kid be named after the worst Star Wars character ever? - Anonymousxcxc


Jar Jar wants his BINK-y get it - Lunala

39 Narleena
40 FedEx

Who names a kid FedEx. - Anonymousxcxc

Ok... why would someone name there kid after a company? the next one might be UPS, lol

41 Pomeroy
42 Sally

I probably wouldn't name my kid Sally, but that still doesn't make it weird.

43 McKenzie

Its good if you spell is Mackenzie

I know someone with this name who is nice - Lunala

Old Mckenzie had a farm eieio! And on this farm they had a bad name eieio! With a yuck yuck here and a yuck yuck there here a yuck there a yuck everywhere a yuck yuck! Old Mckenzie had a farm eieio!

44 Rowncier
45 Daxton
46 Flipparunia
47 Marcus
48 Jarate

I am a third degree blacl belt in this!

Spongebob should teach this kid JA-RA-TAY - Lunala

49 Nevaeh

The cutest name ever (heaven to neveah)

50 Anabie
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1. Deshun
2. Jaeln
3. Daiodinde
1. Bert
2. Quincy
3. Sunshine Rain Water
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2. Jar Jar
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