Weirdest Names

The Top Ten

Caca

It stinks to say, that weird name means poop in Spanish.

Why On EARTH Would You Name Your Child After Poop? That's So RUDE!

Who would name their child "poop."

Means "poop" in spanish lol Imagine taking your child named caca to mexico or spain, he/she would easily get made fun of

Poopy

Who would name their kid poopy?

Holly crap! What is wrong with poppy's parents! They are probably fat.

Dumbest name ever

It's not nice to say this is a bad name. My name is Poopy

Spingebill

Why does this sound like SpongeBob?

Means "pushes bill"

Worst type of cancer in toptenlist

On drugs...

Shigins

Sounds like the name of an obsecure disease old people can catch.

what

Drug

I don't know about this but I read about an incident (in 2016) when a UK woman wanted to name her daughter Cyanide as she thought "it's a lovely name" and "positive because it killed Hitler and Goebbels".
She had twins, wanted to name the other 8 month old kid "Preacher".
...both were removed from her care, now - living with foster parents who named them "Annie" and "Harrie".

Anyone who names their kid drugs is probably on drugs.

Oh my gosh could you imagine how bad people would pick at you?! I'm mean that is wrong! Think about it... "Hi my names Drug! "

Hey, Drug, how ya doing'?
Sounds so weird and insulting, suggesting that they're on them! Why would you want to be called or call someone "Drug"?!

Deshun
Dick

Its another word for a certain body part

It used to be a common nickname for Richard

A Classic swedish name

Sunshine Rain Water

Why would anyone name a person after weather?

Sound like the name for a Mary Sue.

What kind of name is Sunshine Rain Water?!

This is to long!

Daiodinde

Is this a boy or girl name. I cannot pronounce it and I don't know what it means. This name is terrible, horrible, and simply the worst name on your list.

I can't even pronounce it.

Bert

Whats wrong with this name

The Contenders

June

June is a GREAT name! It's not weird! April and May are named after months, why not June?

I think June is a cute name. It could be short for Juniper.

I don't think June is a weird name

Mike: What's the month today June?
June: June?
Mike: Well, yes I'm talking to you June.
June: JUNE!

Quincy

Who names a kid after John Quincy Adams

10/best president 4 tricycles

Johnny

Here comes Johnny!

Eating sugar?

Because regret
Jbij

Come pee on Johnny with your urine! -cs188 YTP

Dickie

Lil dicky anyone?

Jaeln
Joe

There is a commercial on the radio and some guy comes to the door and the husband says to the wife "honey look it's joe" and whenever a commercial of the same company is on, I yell "honey look it's joe" in a really weird voice

How is this weird at all?! It's a common name

Its kinda weird because it looks like Joee

THAT’S MY UNCLES NAME

Lettuce

My bffs real actual name is this guys and I am sorry for swearing in this minecraft server

This is weird

What person names their kid lettuce? The name Amabel I get only because it's an extremely old name (older than Annabelle, Anabel, however you spell it) and it makes sense to be a name, but Lettuce is just messed up.

Mmmm yummy great name, I wanna eat some lettuce now

Ash

Anyone who gives their baby this name wants their child to be the best, the best there ever was

What! This name is like volcanic ash

Ash is a good name

I choose you

Bob

Bob is not a weird name at all

Funny 2 joke about

Bob is the best name in the whole wide world! (No offense other people.) -UnicornSwirlyPop

This is bob 😎 Bob says hi 🖐 This is bob when a car comes by 😲 If you were at my school and you were called bob people would say that to you all the time.

Chungabung

That is the most unfortunate name I have heard. Other than Poopy of course.

I think I'll die hopeless.

Jeffray

Sounds like it's southern

It's supposed to be a "e" instead of an "a"

Shmeal

Isn’t Shmeal the kid from the movie and book “The boy in the striped pyjamas”.

Ronica

You could call them Ronnie for short or maybe it is short for Veronica

Bubbles

Wanna go play with bubbles Bubbles? Yikes

It's only good on the power puff girls

That is so weird!

Crapinson

That is crap right there that you even put that name!

REALLY, that name is sad, bro.

Oof if this is your name your parents hate you!

Dumb.

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