Weirdest Names

The Top Ten
1 Caca

Means "poop" in spanish lol Imagine taking your child named caca to mexico or spain, he/she would easily get made fun of

In third grade, I would call my BFF Cassie CaCa and she would call me Wiwi, short for Olivia, but sometimes she would call me Wittermelon. We were so stupid back then.

Why On EARTH Would You Name Your Child After Poop? That's So RUDE!

It stinks to say, that weird name means poop in Spanish.

2 Poopy

Holly crap! What is wrong with poppy's parents! They are probably fat.

It's not nice to say this is a bad name. My name is Poopy

Disgusting. I hate that word (and saying it too).

Poppy is worse...And I don't even mean the plant.

3 Deshun
4 Dick

It used to be a common nickname for Richard

Its another word for a certain body part

A Classic swedish name

5 Spingebill

Why does this sound like SpongeBob?

Means "pushes bill"

6 Shigins

Sounds like the name of an obsecure disease old people can catch.

7 Drug

I don't know about this but I read about an incident (in 2016) when a UK woman wanted to name her daughter Cyanide as she thought "it's a lovely name" and "positive because it killed Hitler and Goebbels".
She had twins, wanted to name the other 8 month old kid "Preacher".
...both were removed from her care, now - living with foster parents who named them "Annie" and "Harrie".

Oh my gosh could you imagine how bad people would pick at you?! I'm mean that is wrong! Think about it... "Hi my names Drug! "

Hey, Drug, how ya doing'?
Sounds so weird and insulting, suggesting that they're on them! Why would you want to be called or call someone "Drug"?!

Anyone who names their kid drugs is probably on drugs.

8 Sunshine Rain Water

Why would anyone name a person after weather?

Sound like the name for a Mary Sue.

What kind of name is Sunshine Rain Water?!

This is to long!

9 Bert

Whats wrong with this name

10 Daiodinde

Is this a boy or girl name. I cannot pronounce it and I don't know what it means. This name is terrible, horrible, and simply the worst name on your list.

I can't even pronounce it.

The Contenders
11 Quincy

Who names a kid after John Quincy Adams

10/best president 4 tricycles

12 Jaeln
13 Dickie

Lil dicky anyone?

14 Johnny

Here comes Johnny!

Eating sugar?

15 June

June is a GREAT name! It's not weird! April and May are named after months, why not June?

I think June is a cute name. It could be short for Juniper.

I don't think June is a weird name

Mike: What's the month today June?
June: June?
Mike: Well, yes I'm talking to you June.
June: JUNE!

16 Ash

Anyone who gives their baby this name wants their child to be the best, the best there ever was

What! This name is like volcanic ash

Ash is a good name

17 Shmeal
18 Jeffray

Sounds like it's southern

19 Lettuce

My bffs real actual name is this guys and I am sorry for swearing in this minecraft server

This is weird

What person names their kid lettuce? The name Amabel I get only because it's an extremely old name (older than Annabelle, Anabel, however you spell it) and it makes sense to be a name, but Lettuce is just messed up.

Mmmm yummy great name, I wanna eat some lettuce now

20 Ronica

You could call them Ronnie for short or maybe it is short for Veronica

21 Chungabung

That is the most unfortunate name I have heard. Other than Poopy of course.

I think I'll die hopeless.

22 Bob

Bob is the best name in the whole wide world! (No offense other people.) -UnicornSwirlyPop

Bob is not a weird name at all

Funny 2 joke about

How is Bob weird? it's pretty common.

23 Tyrone
24 Roxy

Certain type of people would LOVE this person

25 Lyric

Yesss Lyrics with her best friend String and her step-brother chord. Did I mention her Father tambourine and her mother Tula Does The Hula From Hawaii

This name actually sounds kinda cool

Terrible Sonic Game

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