Top Ten Weirdest Nicknames to Give to a Murderer

The Top Ten

1 Mr. Postman

Thanks for making me laugh with this spot. - Mumbizz01

HELP! IT'S MR POSTMAN!

2 Hair Blazer
3 Mince & Tatties
4 Bin Bagged Humper
5 A Polite Killer
6 Awkward Situations
7 Drunk Test Crash Dummy
8 The Really Disabled Surgeon

Well, one could say that s/he's just doing the job. Whether or not you can say it's done right depends. - PositronWildhawk

Or you can say, "A somewhat differently abled Surgeon". - Kiteretsunu

9 The Clown That Wasn't Really Funny

Fail.

10 Schizophrenically Desperate Stabber

This one is so funny

The Contenders

11 Snuggles

I'm dying

12 Daddy

haha

HOMEWORK FOR THIS WEEK: What does your father do for a living?
Kid: my daddy is a killer

13 Lovely Man

Uh...

14 Papa
15 Guy
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