Top Ten Weirdest Nicknames to Give to a Murderer

The Top Ten

Mr. Postman

Thanks for making me laugh with this spot. - Mumbizz01

HELP! IT'S MR POSTMAN!

Hair Blazer
Mince & Tatties
Bin Bagged Humper
A Polite Killer
Awkward Situations
Drunk Test Crash Dummy
The Really Disabled Surgeon

Well, one could say that s/he's just doing the job. Whether or not you can say it's done right depends. - PositronWildhawk

Or you can say, "A somewhat differently abled Surgeon". - Kiteretsunu

The Clown That Wasn't Really Funny

Fail.

Schizophrenically Desperate Stabber

This one is so funny

The Contenders

Snuggles

I'm dying

Daddy

haha

HOMEWORK FOR THIS WEEK: What does your father do for a living?
Kid: my daddy is a killer

Lovely Man

Uh...

Papa
Guy
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