Top Ten Weirdest Nicknames Parents Give to Their Babies
The Top Ten
I got called that when I was little. - andrewteel
Stupid name, anyone with that name would probably get beaten up in school sadly.
That point where they go like "my boo boo" and stick their finger in the mouth and run it over their cheek - frankjackson
I'm glad to say only my brother was called this, but I was called something competitively awful. - PositronWildhawk
This is bizarre - Lunala
Ted: Am I a joke to you?
That'd be cool name, well at least for me. - BorisRule
They’re probably referring to the penis
Sounds like a name for an Adventure Time princess of a Chocolate Kingdom (Even though chocolate is candy so they live in the candy kingdom with pb) - Lunala
What are their parents, cannibals? - IronSabbathPriest
Isn't it amazing that most of this names are from food stuff - frankjackson
Please tell me she means PUMPERNICKEL D:
Well she doesn't eat bananas yet and its kinda rude to call by sister chubby
Are you gonna eat her or somethings
I still get called baby to this day. - andrewteel
Just straight out baby why don't you call them by their real name like my baby sis in all her cute videos we go like "hi baby, hi baby" instead of her real name
My relatives do this too!
We aren't married!
I'm born in the year of the monkey according to the Chinese zodiac, so I AM technically a monkey, but it is still a weird nickname...
My dad calls my sister that sometimes - andrewteel