Top Ten Weirdest Nicknames Parents Give to Their Babies

The Top Ten
1 My Boo Boo

I got called that when I was little. - andrewteel

Stupid name, anyone with that name would probably get beaten up in school sadly.

That point where they go like "my boo boo" and stick their finger in the mouth and run it over their cheek - frankjackson

I'm glad to say only my brother was called this, but I was called something competitively awful. - PositronWildhawk

2 Pumpkin Pie
3 Honey Bump

This is bizarre - Lunala

4 Puffy Bluffs
5 Teddy Bear

Ted: Am I a joke to you?

6 Baby Bink
7 Silver

That'd be cool name, well at least for me. - BorisRule

8 Sunday
9 Sausage

They’re probably referring to the penis

10 Chocolate Princess

Sounds like a name for an Adventure Time princess of a Chocolate Kingdom (Even though chocolate is candy so they live in the candy kingdom with pb) - Lunala

The Contenders
11 Candy Bar

What are their parents, cannibals? - IronSabbathPriest

Isn't it amazing that most of this names are from food stuff - frankjackson

12 Pudding Tater
13 Pumperdinkle

Please tell me she means PUMPERNICKEL D:

14 Chubby Monkey

Well she doesn't eat bananas yet and its kinda rude to call by sister chubby

15 Crabbycakes

Are you gonna eat her or somethings

16 Baby

I still get called baby to this day. - andrewteel

Just straight out baby why don't you call them by their real name like my baby sis in all her cute videos we go like "hi baby, hi baby" instead of her real name

My relatives do this too!

17 Honey
18 Bugaboo

Silly kitty!

19 Sweetheart

We aren't married!

20 Monkey

I'm born in the year of the monkey according to the Chinese zodiac, so I AM technically a monkey, but it is still a weird nickname...

21 Munchkin
22 Dumpling
23 Pumpkin

My dad calls my sister that sometimes - andrewteel

24 Stinky
25 Elmo
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