Top Ten Weirdest Nicknames Parents Give to Their Babies

The Top Ten
1 Pumpkin Pie
2 My Boo Boo

That point where they go like "my boo boo" and stick their finger in the mouth and run it over their cheek

I'm glad to say only my brother was called this, but I was called something competitively awful.

Stupid name, anyone with that name would probably get beaten up in school sadly.

I hated it when they called me this.

3 Honey Bump

This is bizarre

4 Puffy Bluffs
5 Teddy Bear

Ted: Am I a joke to you?

6 Baby Bink
7 Silver
8 Sunday
9 Sausage
10 Chocolate Princess

Sounds like a name for an Adventure Time princess of a Chocolate Kingdom (Even though chocolate is candy so they live in the candy kingdom with pb)

The Contenders
11 Candy Bar

Isn't it amazing that most of this names are from food stuff

What are their parents, cannibals?

12 Pudding Tater
13 Pumperdinkle
14 Hitler
15 Chubby Monkey

Well she doesn't eat bananas yet and its kinda rude to call by sister chubby

16 Crabbycakes
17 Baby

Just straight out baby why don't you call them by their real name like my baby sis in all her cute videos we go like "hi baby, hi baby" instead of her real name

I still get called baby to this day.

My relatives do this too!

18 Honey
19 Bugaboo
20 Sweetheart

We aren't married!

21 Monkey

I'm born in the year of the monkey according to the Chinese zodiac, so I AM technically a monkey, but it is still a weird nickname...

22 Munchkin
23 Dumpling
24 Pumpkin

My dad calls my sister that sometimes

25 Stinky
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