Top Ten Weirdest Nicknames Parents Give to Their Babies

I got called that when I was little. - andrewteel

Stupid name, anyone with that name would probably get beaten up in school sadly.

That point where they go like "my boo boo" and stick their finger in the mouth and run it over their cheek - frankjackson

I'm glad to say only my brother was called this, but I was called something competitively awful. - PositronWildhawk

This is bizarre - Lunala

Ted: Am I a joke to you?

That'd be cool name, well at least for me. - BorisRule

They’re probably referring to the penis

What are their parents, cannibals? - IronSabbathPriest

Isn't it amazing that most of this names are from food stuff - frankjackson

Please tell me she means PUMPERNICKEL D:

Well she doesn't eat bananas yet and its kinda rude to call by sister chubby

Are you gonna eat her or somethings

I still get called baby to this day. - andrewteel

Just straight out baby why don't you call them by their real name like my baby sis in all her cute videos we go like "hi baby, hi baby" instead of her real name

My relatives do this too!

Silly kitty!

We aren't married!

I'm born in the year of the monkey according to the Chinese zodiac, so I AM technically a monkey, but it is still a weird nickname...