Top Ten Weirdest Parts of the Body to Invent a Martial Arts Move For
As a highly trained martial artist, I often look for ways to improvise to enhance my attack as much as my defense. This list compiles some of my hypothetical, impractical situations.You could say, "I perfected the follow-through, and slammed three attackers at once with my rear strike."
Yo, me, the ass man can imagine it smacking a person's face.
When this is invented, call me.
Haven't quite managed the reverse swing...
We shall use the move -Fiery balls of Pain
The Swinging Balls of Death, I call it.
If you were a fat furry/anthro instead of a skinny human, you would use butt slam
In the name of science, I volunteer to defend this technique during its trial runs.
If it's long enough, it's a powerful weapon. Particularly in Tae-Kwon-Jew.
Hmm..I should imagine this wouldn't be that bad. If you kicked me in the vagina, you'd probably lose a foot.
Maybe if one were to wait long enough and concentrate hard enough, one could go for a blinding shot!
You can focus the force if you can somehow manage to snap your toe like your fingers, but also REALLY HURT THEM. Use the heel or ball of the foot instead.
Hypothetically more useful for attack if it has a sharp stud, but not so useful for defense.