Top Ten Weirdest People/Characters to Run Into In a Dark Alley


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1 Patrick Star Patrick Star Patrick Star is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is voiced by actor Bill Fagerbakke, who also voices numerous other characters on the show . Created and designed by marine biologist and cartoonist Stephen Hillenburg, the series creator, Patrick more.

My worst nightmare has been confirmed. - PositronWildhawk

Why? - TwilightKitsune

2 Flo the Progressive Girl

What an odd place to look for people to give discounts to.

Yep. Flo giving discounts to drug dealers. - SomeRandomStickboy

Wasn't this on one of the commercials?

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3 Squidward Tentacles Squidward Tentacles Squidward Tentacles is a fictional character voiced by actor Rodger Bumpass in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants.

After getting so annoyed by SpongeBob, the alley was the only place he could run to.

He will karate chop your ass - bobbythebrony

4 Eminem Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce more.


The Worst Thing That Could Happen Is That You Bump Into Him And He Says "F*** You" And His Bodyguards Beat You To Death.

The Only Person Worse Than Eminem For Bumping To Is Jay Z. That Guy Has No Temper - 12cc

5 The Pizza Delivery Boy

He's gotta be lost.

6 A Random Guy Obsessed With Tornadoes

Hello, Could I trouble you for a few minutes to tell you about our lord and savior cyclone?

I would be scared and just run like hell - RustyNail

My name is cyclone and I'm obsessed with cyclones - Cyclone97

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7 Barney the Dinosaur Barney the Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series more.

Everyone knows that Barney is a rapist! I'd be terrified I saw Barney in an alley

Goodbye childhood. - TheAlbinoWolf

Then I would been scarred for life

I'd shoot him.

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8 Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants SpongeBob SquarePants is a fictional character and the titular character and protagonist of the American animated television series of the same name.

Then he'd go "BAHAHAAH" and start running in circles

If it's the new one I'm ganna make a run for it


9 A Clone of You

I'd make friends with her.

Weird - 12cc

10 Daniel Lamb and Leo Kaspar

They will kill everyone - bobbythebrony

The Contenders

11 A Centaur
12 Frankie Boyle Frankie Boyle Francis Martin Patrick "Frankie" Boyle is a Scottish comedian and writer, well known for his pessimistic and often controversial sense of humour.
13 A Man with Oddly Feminine Legs

In other words, Mettaton - xandermartin98

14 Funnyuser
15 An Aspiring Janitor Who Wants Your Help to Get His Career Off the Ground

This sounds like some kind of movie

16 Agent 47 Agent 47 Agent 47 is a fictional character and main protagonist of the Hitman video game series released by IO Interactive and Square Enix Europe.
17 Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking Stephen William Hawking, CH, CBE, FRS, FRSA is an English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge.
18 Subliminal Message Girl
19 A Half-Man, Half-Goose
20 Albert Einstein Albert Einstein

Yeah - 12cc

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1. Patrick Star
2. Barney the Dinosaur
3. Frankie Boyle
1. Squidward Tentacles
2. Patrick Star
3. Spongebob Squarepants
1. Flo the Progressive Girl
2. Squidward Tentacles
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