Top Ten Weirdest People/Characters to Run Into In a Dark Alley

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1 Patrick Star Patrick Star is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants, and he is one of the 10 main characters in the show. He is voiced by actor Bill Fagerbakke, who also voices numerous other characters on the show. Created and designed by marine biologist and cartoonist Stephen Hillenburg, the series creator, Patrick first appeared on television in the show's pilot episode "Help Wanted" on May 1, 1999. ...read more.

My worst nightmare has been confirmed.

2 Flo the Progressive Girl

What an odd place to look for people to give discounts to.

Yep. Flo giving discounts to drug dealers.

Wasn't this on one of the commercials?

I don't want to buy insurance!

3 Squidward Tentacles Squidward Tentacles is a fictional character voiced by actor Rodger Bumpass in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants.

He's just hiding in the alley, behind the bins, closely hugging his clarinet, and he says to you: "Any spare change...? "

After getting so annoyed by SpongeBob, the alley was the only place he could run to.

He will karate chop your ass

4 Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce da 5'9") half of the hip-hop duo Bad Meets Evil. Rolling Stone ranked him 83rd on its list of 100 Greatest Artists of All Time, calling him the King of Hip Hop. Including his work with D12 and Bad Meets Evil, Eminem has had ten number-one albums on the Billboard 200 and 5 number-one singles on the Billboard Hot 100, and 13 worldwide.
5 The Pizza Delivery Boy

He's gotta be lost.

6 Spongebob Squarepants SpongeBob SquarePants is a fictional character and the titular character and protagonist of the American animated television series of the same name.
7 Barney the Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series was hated by many people, and even voted by TV Guide as the 50th worst TV Show of all time.

Everyone knows that Barney is a rapist! I'd be terrified I saw Barney in an alley

He couldn't find the headless lounge so he went to a dark alley instead. Well, he IS a fursuit.

Then I would been scarred for life

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8 A Random Guy Obsessed With Tornadoes

Hello, Could I trouble you for a few minutes to tell you about our lord and savior cyclone?

My name is cyclone and I'm obsessed with cyclones

I would be scared and just run like hell

9 Daniel Lamb and Leo Kaspar

They will kill everyone

10 Subliminal Message Girl
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11 Frankie Boyle Francis Martin Patrick "Frankie" Boyle is a Scottish comedian and writer, well known for his pessimistic and often controversial sense of humour.
12 Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is an American politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. He was the first African-American president of the United States. A member of the Democratic Party, he previously served as a U.S. senator from Illinois from 2005 to 2008 and as an Illinois state senator from 1997 to 2004.

I'd Thank Him For All He's Done 1000 Times Honestly and Truthfully

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14 Michael Jackson Michael Jackson (Michael Joseph Jackson; August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was an American singer, dancer, and songwriter. He passed away from cardiac arrest caused by a propofol and benzodiazepine overdose on June 25, 2009. He donated (at least) a remarkable 500,000,000 dollars to charity. Michael is also known as The King of Pop (a title given to him by Elizabeth Taylor) or under the initials MJ. Dubbed the King of Pop, he is regarded as one of the most significant cultural figures of the 20th century. ...read more.

Looks like I need to get a new pair of underwear!

Now I know where that OW! Sound is coming from.

He's Dead So That'll Be Scary

15 Jack the Ripper "Jack the Ripper" was the alias of an unknown serial killer in Whitechapel, London who brutally murdered 5 women (mainly prostitutes) between August and November of 1888. To this day, he has remained a mysterious and popular phenomena among serial killers and popular media.

Jack the Ripper -are you crazy user ( no better name )
Crazy user - Yes
Jack the Ripper -good your my next kill,say bye to the world,say Bye bye dark alley
Crazy user - noo!
( stabs you and the a messy scene occurs related to knife and a human neck )

Waiting at Whitechapel station be like:

Get ready to find dead prostitutes

16 Stephen Hawking Stephen William Hawking (January 8, 1942 - March 14, 2018) was an English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge. His most famous research was on the theory of Black Holes.
17 Shrek Shrek is a fictional ogre and titular character of the Shrek franchise. He debuted in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. He is voiced by Mike Myers.

This one would be more likely to be in "Top Ten Best things that you could meet in an alleyway".

He'd teach me his ways of godhood.

18 An Aspiring Janitor Who Wants Your Help to Get His Career Off the Ground

This sounds like some kind of movie

19 A Half-Man, Half-Goose
20 Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American actor and martial artist. He is a black belt in Tang Soo Do, Brazilian jiu jitsu and judo. After serving in the United States Air Force, Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline Chun Kuk Do. Shortly after, in Hollywood, Norris trained celebrities in martial arts. Norris went on to appear in a minor role in the spy film The Wrecking Crew (1969). Friend and fellow martial artist Bruce Lee invited him to play one of the main villains in Way of the Dragon (1972). While Norris continued acting, friend and student Steve McQueen suggested him to take it seriously. Norris took the starring role in the ...read more.

As long as Chuck Norris said "Hi there, buddy" to you, it would be just fine, no matter who or what else might be lurking.

You'd be lucky if your spared.

21 Applejack Applejack is a female Earth pony and one of the main characters of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. She lives and works at Sweet Apple Acres with her grandmother Granny Smith, her older brother Big McIntosh, her younger sister Apple Bloom, and her dog Winona. She represents the element of honesty. ...read more.

She Would Sort Of Be Running Around The Alley Saying "AAAPPPLLEEESS! "

22 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, Donald Trump took charge of his family's real estate and construction firm, Elizabeth Trump... read more
23 Freddy Krueger Fred "Freddy" Krueger is the main antagonist of the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series. He first appeared in Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).
24 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
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