Top Ten Weirdest People/Characters to Run Into In a Dark Alley


The Top Ten

1 Patrick Star Patrick Star Patrick Star is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is voiced by actor Bill Fagerbakke, who also voices numerous other characters on the show . Created and designed by marine biologist and cartoonist Stephen Hillenburg, the series creator, Patrick more.

My worst nightmare has been confirmed. - PositronWildhawk

Why? - TwilightKitsune

2 Flo the Progressive Girl

I don't want to buy insurance! - xXHATERXx

What an odd place to look for people to give discounts to.

Might be good though. - bobbythebrony

Yep. Flo giving discounts to drug dealers.

3 Squidward Tentacles Squidward Tentacles Squidward Tentacles is a fictional character voiced by actor Rodger Bumpass in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants.

He's just hiding in the alley, behind the bins, closely hugging his clarinet, and he says to you: "Any spare change...? " - Rocko

After getting so annoyed by SpongeBob, the alley was the only place he could run to.

He will karate chop your ass - bobbythebrony

4 Eminem Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce more.


The Worst Thing That Could Happen Is That You Bump Into Him And He Says "F*** You" And His Bodyguards Beat You To Death.

The Only Person Worse Than Eminem For Bumping To Is Jay Z. That Guy Has No Temper - 12cc

5 The Pizza Delivery Boy

He's gotta be lost.

6 Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants SpongeBob SquarePants is a fictional character and the titular character and protagonist of the American animated television series of the same name.

Then he'd go "BAHAHAAH" and start running in circles

If it's the new one I'm ganna make a run for it


7 Barney the Dinosaur Barney the Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series more.

This is a hilarious list! - Userguy44

Everyone knows that Barney is a rapist! I'd be terrified I saw Barney in an alley

Goodbye childhood. - TheAlbinoWolf

Then I would been scarred for life

8 Daniel Lamb and Leo Kaspar

They will kill everyone - bobbythebrony

9 A Random Guy Obsessed With Tornadoes

Hello, Could I trouble you for a few minutes to tell you about our lord and savior cyclone?

I would be scared and just run like hell - RustyNail

My name is cyclone and I'm obsessed with cyclones - Cyclone97

Lmao that is the most random obsession ever

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10 Subliminal Message Girl

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11 Frankie Boyle Frankie Boyle Francis Martin Patrick "Frankie" Boyle is a Scottish comedian and writer, well known for his pessimistic and often controversial sense of humour.
12 Barack Obama Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt more.

I'd Thank Him For All He's Done 1000 Times Honestly and Truthfully - 12cc

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14 Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Joseph Jackson was an American singer, dancer, and songwriter born on August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana and passed away on June 25, 2009. He donated (at least) a remarkable 500,000,000 dollars to charity. Michael is also known as The King of Pop (a title given to him by Elizabeth Taylor) or under more.

Looks like I need to get a new pair of underwear!

Now I know where that OW! Sound is coming from.

He's Dead So That'll Be Scary - 12cc

15 Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking Stephen William Hawking (January 8, 1942 - March 14, 2018) was an English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge.
16 An Aspiring Janitor Who Wants Your Help to Get His Career Off the Ground

This sounds like some kind of movie

17 A Half-Man, Half-Goose
18 Jack the Ripper Jack the Ripper "Jack the Ripper" was the alias of an unknown serial killer in Whitechapel, London who brutally murdered 5 women (mainly prostitutes) between August and November of 1888. To this day, he has remained a mysterious and popular phenomena among serial killers and popular media.

Waiting at Whitechapel station be like: - Rocko

Get ready to find dead prostitutes - bobbythebrony

Jack the Ripper -are you crazy user ( no better name )
Crazy user - Yes
Jack the Ripper -good your my next kill,say bye to the world,say Bye bye dark alley
Crazy user - noo!
( stabs you and the a messy scene occurs related to knife and a human neck ) - Toucan

19 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. more.

Jesus Christ stop adding him to EVERY GODAMN LIST - InsertCleverName

Guess I have somebody to torture, so he will be the one that's running. ^^ - Gehenna

Why is he 76°? - Gabriponte22

20 Applejack Applejack Applejack is a female Earth pony and one of the main characters of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. She lives and works at Sweet Apple Acres with her grandmother Granny Smith, her older brother Big McIntosh, her younger sister Apple Bloom, and her dog Winona. She represents the element of honesty. more.


She Would Sort Of Be Running Around The Alley Saying "AAAPPPLLEEESS! "

21 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.

As long as Chuck Norris said "Hi there, buddy" to you, it would be just fine, no matter who or what else might be lurking.

22 Shrek Shrek Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.

He'd teach me his ways of godhood. - Cyri

When I thought this list couldn’t get more random. - Userguy44

23 Tom Green Tom Green Michael Thomas "Tom" Green is a Canadian actor, rapper, writer, comedian, producer, director, talk show host, and media personality.
24 Mettaton Mettaton Mettaton is a character in the popular 2015 RPG game, Undertale. He is a robot with a soul built by Dr. Alphys, and is the sole television star of the underground. Mettaton is a popular character in the fanbase. His notable features include his legs, and his catchphrase "OH YESSSS!"

I would shoot him with a rifle.

Not that I'd be complaining, of course

25 Amalgamates (Undertale) Amalgamates (Undertale)


26 Dan the Egg - The Crack
27 Carrot Top Carrot Top Scott Thompson, known by the stage name Carrot Top, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, and best known for his bright red hair, prop comedy, and self-deprecating humor.

Like Carrot Top From MLP?

28 A Clone of You

I'd make friends with her.

Weird - 12cc

29 A Prostitute Mugging a Taxi Driver

Yeah, I'm just going to walk away now... - ethanmeinster

30 A Man Running on a Treadmill

I don't know how I'd react in this situation. - Catlover2004

31 Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, film producer, and author.
32 Kurt Cobain Kurt Cobain Kurt Cobain was born February 20, 1967, in Aberdeen, Washington. In 1987, he started the grunge band Nirvana, which became one of the most successful bands ever. He was a talented yet troubled grunge performer. Kurt Cobain became a rock legend in the 1990s with his band. He committed suicide at his more.

I’d love to but he’s dead :( - InsertCleverName

33 Captain Falcon Captain Falcon Douglas Jay Falcon, known commonly as Captain Falcon, is a playable character in the racing video game series F-Zero.


34 Bill Cosby Bill Cosby William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr., is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author. more.
35 Kuniki - Plastic Nee San
36 Principal (To Love-Ru) Principal (To Love-Ru)
37 Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician who was a Democratic presidential candidate in the 2008 and 2016 elections.


38 Tomska Tomska Thomas James Ridgewell, known online as TomSka, is a British YouTube celebrity, actor, writer, producer, director, voice actor and filmmaker, as well as founder of the Turbopunch Ltd.
39 Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool is a fictional antihero created by Marvel who appears in their comics. Deadpool's first appearance was in New Mutants #98 by Rob Liefeld and Fabian Nicieza in February of 1991. His powers include self-healing and super strength. He is regarded as one of the funniest characters in comics due more.
40 Drake Drake Aubrey Drake Graham, known professionally as Drake, is a Canadian rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer and actor, born on October 24, 1986 in Toronto, Canada. He started his career on Canadian reality show "Degrassi: The Next Generation".
41 The Powerpuff Girls The Powerpuff Girls The Powerpuff Girls is an American animated television series created by animator Craig McCracken for Cartoon Network. The main characters of this show are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. The show is about the Professor Utonium creating three little superhero girls that save the day from villains. more.

They Would Save Your Life

42 Luigi Luigi Luigi is a fictional character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger but taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Mario more.

Danteem would die of happiness.

43 A Man with Oddly Feminine Legs

In other words, Mettaton - xandermartin98

44 Santa
45 Glenn Quagmire Glenn Quagmire Glenn Quagmire, often referred to as just Quagmire, is a character from the animated television series Family Guy.

Oh, So That's Where The "Giggity" sound was coming from.

46 Your Stalker
47 Agent 47 Agent 47 Agent 47 is a fictional character and main protagonist of the Hitman video game series released by IO Interactive and Square Enix Europe.
48 Slender Man

You probably wouldn't be able to say you saw him

49 PewDiePie PewDiePie Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg (born October 24, 1989), better known by his online alias PewDiePie, is a Swedish web-based comedian video producer, and commentary channel. He is best known for his Let's Play commentaries and Vlogs on YouTube. He is known for being the most subscribed-to YouTuber on the website, more.

Imagine going into a dark alley and randomly hearing "Notice me senpai! "

50 Michael Bay Michael Bay Michael Benjamin Bay is an American filmmaker known for directing and producing big-budget action films characterized by fast cutting, stylistic visuals and extensive use of special effects, including frequent depiction of explosions.

The alley would explode

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Updated 24 Jun 2019

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1. Patrick Star
2. Barney the Dinosaur
3. Frankie Boyle
1. Squidward Tentacles
2. Patrick Star
3. Spongebob Squarepants
1. Flo the Progressive Girl
2. Squidward Tentacles
3. Eminem

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