Top Ten Weirdest People/Characters to Run Into In a Dark Alley

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The Top Ten

1 Patrick Star Patrick Star Patrick Star is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is voiced by actor Bill Fagerbakke, who also voices numerous other characters on the show . Created and designed by marine biologist and cartoonist Stephen Hillenburg, the series creator, Patrick ...read more.

My worst nightmare has been confirmed. - PositronWildhawk

Why? - TwilightKitsune

2 Flo the Progressive Girl

I don't want to buy insurance! - xXHATERXx

What an odd place to look for people to give discounts to.

Might be good though. - bobbythebrony

Yep. Flo giving discounts to drug dealers. - SomeRandomStickboy

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3 Squidward Tentacles Squidward Tentacles Squidward Tentacles is a fictional character voiced by actor Rodger Bumpass in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants.

After getting so annoyed by SpongeBob, the alley was the only place he could run to.

He's just hiding in the alley, behind the bins, closely hugging his clarinet, and he says to you: "Any spare change...? " - Rocko

He will karate chop your ass - bobbythebrony

4 Eminem Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce ...read more.

RAP GOD RAP GOD

The Worst Thing That Could Happen Is That You Bump Into Him And He Says "F*** You" And His Bodyguards Beat You To Death.

The Only Person Worse Than Eminem For Bumping To Is Jay Z. That Guy Has No Temper - 12cc

5 The Pizza Delivery Boy

He's gotta be lost.

6 A Random Guy Obsessed With Tornadoes

Hello, Could I trouble you for a few minutes to tell you about our lord and savior cyclone?

I would be scared and just run like hell - RustyNail

My name is cyclone and I'm obsessed with cyclones - Cyclone97

Aack I hate tomatoes...

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7 Barney the Dinosaur Barney the Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series ...read more.

Everyone knows that Barney is a rapist! I'd be terrified I saw Barney in an alley

Goodbye childhood. - TheAlbinoWolf

Then I would been scarred for life

I'd shoot him.

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8 Spongebob Squarepants Spongebob Squarepants SpongeBob SquarePants is a fictional character and the titular character and protagonist of the American animated television series of the same name.

Then he'd go "BAHAHAAH" and start running in circles

If it's the new one I'm ganna make a run for it

Hey, Mr, look at me! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME?

9 A Clone of You

I'd make friends with her.

Weird - 12cc

10 Daniel Lamb and Leo Kaspar

They will kill everyone - bobbythebrony

The Contenders

11 A Centaur
12 Frankie Boyle Frankie Boyle Francis Martin Patrick "Frankie" Boyle is a Scottish comedian and writer, well known for his pessimistic and often controversial sense of humour.
13 A Man with Oddly Feminine Legs

In other words, Mettaton - xandermartin98

14 Funnyuser
15 An Aspiring Janitor Who Wants Your Help to Get His Career Off the Ground

This sounds like some kind of movie

16 Agent 47 Agent 47 Agent 47 is a fictional character and main protagonist of the Hitman video game series released by IO Interactive and Square Enix Europe.
17 Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking Stephen William Hawking (January 8, 1942 - March 13, 2018) was an English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge.
18 Subliminal Message Girl
19 A Half-Man, Half-Goose
20 Albert Einstein Albert Einstein Albert Einstein was a German-born theoretical physicist who developed the theory of relativity, one of the two pillars of modern physics. His work is also known for its influence on the philosophy of science.

Yeah - 12cc

21 Jack the Ripper Jack the Ripper "Jack the Ripper" was the alias of an unknown serial killer in Whitechapel, London who brutally murdered 5 women (mainly prostitutes) between August and November of 1888. To this day, he has remained a mysterious and popular phenomena among serial killers and popular media.

Get ready to find dead prostitutes - bobbythebrony

Waiting at Whitechapel station be like: - Rocko

Jack the Ripper -are you crazy user ( no better name )
Crazy user - Yes
Jack the Ripper -good your my next kill,say bye to the world,say Bye bye dark alley
Crazy user - noo!
( stabs you and the a messy scene occurs related to knife and a human neck ) - Toucan

22 Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Joseph Jackson was an American singer, dancer, and songwriter born on August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana and passed away on June 25, 2009. He donated (at least) a remarkable 500,000,000 dollars to charity. Michael is also known as The King of Pop (a title given to him by Elizabeth Taylor) or under ...read more.

Now I know where that OW! Sound is coming from.

He's Dead So That'll Be Scary - 12cc

23 Barack Obama Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt ...read more.

I'd Thank Him For All He's Done 1000 Times Honestly and Truthfully - 12cc

24 Android 19 Android 19
25 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

Jesus Christ stop adding him to EVERY GODAMN LIST - InsertCleverName

Guess I have somebody to torture, so he will be the one that's running. ^^ - Gehenna

Why is he 76°? - Gabriponte22

26 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.

As long as Chuck Norris said "Hi there, buddy" to you, it would be just fine, no matter who or what else might be lurking.

27 Shrek Shrek Shrek is a character debuting in the 2001 animated movie of the same name. The popular franchise has 4 films and the character himself has become recognizable to people of all ages. He has since spawned into what is most likely the most widely recognized internet meme to ever come into the world.
28 Tom Green Tom Green Michael Thomas "Tom" Green is a Canadian actor, rapper, writer, comedian, producer, director, talk show host, and media personality.
29 Mettaton Mettaton Mettaton is a character in the popular 2015 RPG game, Undertale. He is a robot with a soul built by Dr. Alphys, and is the sole television star of the underground. Mettaton is a popular character in the fanbase. His notable features include his legs, and his catchphrase "OH YESSSS!"

Not that I'd be complaining, of course

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30 Amalgamates (Undertale) Amalgamates (Undertale)

YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE ALMIGHTY SPOILERS - xandermartin98

31 Dan the Egg - The Crack
32 Carrot Top Carrot Top Scott Thompson, known by the stage name Carrot Top, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, and best known for his bright red hair, prop comedy, and self-deprecating humor.

Like Carrot Top From MLP?

33 A Prostitute Mugging a Taxi Driver

Yeah, I'm just going to walk away now... - ethanmeinster

34 A Man Running on a Treadmill

I don't know how I'd react in this situation. - Catlover2004

35 Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, film producer, and author.
36 Kurt Cobain Kurt Cobain Kurt Cobain was born February 20, 1967, in Aberdeen, Washington. In 1987, he started the grunge band Nirvana, which became one of the most successful bands ever. He was a talented yet troubled grunge performer. Kurt Cobain became a rock legend in the 1990s with his band. He committed suicide at his ...read more.

I’d love to but he’s dead :( - InsertCleverName

37 Captain Falcon Captain Falcon Douglas Jay Falcon, known commonly as Captain Falcon, is a playable character in the racing video game series F-Zero.

FALCON PUNCH! You died.

38 Bill Cosby Bill Cosby William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr., is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author. ...read more.
39 Kuniki - Plastic Nee San
40 Principal (To Love-Ru) Principal (To Love-Ru)
41 Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician who was a Democratic presidential candidate in the 2008 and 2016 elections.

Scream

42 Tomska
43 Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool is a fictional antihero created by Marvel who appears in their comics. Deadpool's first appearance was in New Mutants #98 by Rob Liefeld and Fabian Nicieza in February of 1991. His powers include self-healing and super strength. He is regarded as one of the funniest characters in comics due ...read more.
44 Drake Drake Aubrey Drake Graham, known professionally as Drake, is a Canadian rapper, singer, songwriter, record producer and actor, born on October 24, 1986 in Toronto, Canada. He started his career on Canadian reality show "Degrassi: The Next Generation".
45 The Powerpuff Girls The Powerpuff Girls The Powerpuff Girls is an American animated television series created by animator Craig McCracken for Cartoon Network. The main characters of this show are Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. The show is about the Professor Utonium creating three little superhero girls that save the day from villains. ...read more.

They Would Save Your Life

46 Luigi Luigi Luigi is a fictional character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger but taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Mario ...read more.

Danteem would die of happiness.

47 Santa
48 Glenn Quagmire Glenn Quagmire Glenn Quagmire, often referred to as just Quagmire, is a character from the animated television series Family Guy.

Oh, So That's Where The "Giggity" sound was coming from.

49 Your Stalker
50 Slender Man

You probably wouldn't be able to say you saw him

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1. Patrick Star
2. Barney the Dinosaur
3. Frankie Boyle
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1. Squidward Tentacles
2. Patrick Star
3. Spongebob Squarepants
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1. Flo the Progressive Girl
2. Squidward Tentacles
3. Eminem
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