Top Ten Weirdest Pickup Lines
Some pickup lines that'll surely get your crush to drop everything and marry you!Are you my appendix because I don't know how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out!
Drops limes
Tries and fails at picking them up
Sorry. I'm not good at pickup limes!
Are you a cornfield? Cause I'm stalking you!
Me: FAT PENGUIN!
Them: What?
Me: I just wanted to say something to break the ice...
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I like to meet people the old fashioned way, by buying their dad a sheep.
You feel this sweater? It's made of girlfriend material.
I'm laughing so hard right now...
Wow! You are so gorgeous, you made me forget my pickup line!
I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night! creep face
Girl, are you a paprika 'cause you are spicy!
Are you Arby's? 'Cause you got the meats.