Top Ten Weirdest Pickup Lines

Some pickup lines that'll surely get your crush to drop everything and marry you!
The Top Ten
1 Appendix

Are you my appendix because I don't know how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out!

2 Limes

Drops limes
Tries and fails at picking them up
Sorry. I'm not good at pickup limes!

3 Corn

Are you a cornfield? Cause I'm stalking you!

4 Penguin!

Me: FAT PENGUIN!
Them: What?
Me: I just wanted to say something to break the ice...

5 Noticing

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

6 Old Fashioned
7 Stalking
8 Old Fashion

I like to meet people the old fashioned way, by buying their dad a sheep.

9 Sweater

You feel this sweater? It's made of girlfriend material.

I'm laughing so hard right now...

10 Forgetful

Wow! You are so gorgeous, you made me forget my pickup line!

The Contenders
11 Homework

I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night! creep face

12 Google Google is an American multinational technology company specializing in Internet-related services and products. These include online advertising technologies, search, cloud computing, and software.
13 Spicy

Girl, are you a paprika 'cause you are spicy!

14 Arby's Arby's is the second-largest quick-service fast-food sandwich restaurant chain in America in terms of units with more than 3,300 restaurants system wide and third in terms of revenue. In October 2017, Food & Wine called Arby's "America's second largest sandwich chain (after Subway)".

Are you Arby's? 'Cause you got the meats.

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