Top Ten Weirdest Pickup LinesSome pickup lines that'll surely get your crush to drop everything and marry you!
The Top Ten
Are you my appendix because I don't know how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out! - theevilsquiddancer
Tries and fails at picking them up
Sorry. I'm not good at pickup limes! - theevilsquiddancer
Are you a cornfield? Cause I'm stalking you! - theevilsquiddancer
Me: FAT PENGUIN!
Me: I just wanted to say something to break the ice... - theevilsquiddancer
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. - theevilsquiddancer
I will stalk you! JK, not really. - RiverClanRocks
I like to meet people the old fashioned way, by buying their dad a sheep. - theevilsquiddancer
You feel this sweater? It's made of girlfriend material. - theevilsquiddancer
I'm laughing so hard right now... - keycha1n
Wow! You are so gorgeous, you made me forget my pickup line! - theevilsquiddancer
I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night! creep face - theevilsquiddancer
Girl, are you a paprika 'cause you are spicy!
Are you Arby's? 'Cause you got the meats.