Top Ten Weirdest Pickup Lines

Some pickup lines that'll surely get your crush to drop everything and marry you!

The Top Ten

1 Appendix

Are you my appendix because I don't know how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out! - theevilsquiddancer

2 Limes

Drops limes
Tries and fails at picking them up
Sorry. I'm not good at pickup limes! - theevilsquiddancer

3 Corn

Are you a cornfield? Cause I'm stalking you! - theevilsquiddancer

4 Penguin!

Them: What?
Me: I just wanted to say something to break the ice... - theevilsquiddancer

5 Noticing

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. - theevilsquiddancer

6 Old Fashioned
7 Stalking

I will stalk you! JK, not really. - RiverClanRocks

8 Old Fashion

I like to meet people the old fashioned way, by buying their dad a sheep. - theevilsquiddancer

9 Sweater

You feel this sweater? It's made of girlfriend material. - theevilsquiddancer

I'm laughing so hard right now... - keycha1n

10 Forgetful

Wow! You are so gorgeous, you made me forget my pickup line! - theevilsquiddancer

The Contenders

11 Homework

I'll treat you like my homework. I'll slam you on the table and do you all night! creep face - theevilsquiddancer

12 Google Google is an American multinational technology company specializing in Internet-related services and products. These include online advertising technologies, search, cloud computing, and software.
13 Spicy

Girl, are you a paprika 'cause you are spicy!

14 Arby's Arby's is the second-largest quick-service fast-food sandwich restaurant chain in America in terms of units with more than 3,300 restaurants system wide and third in terms of revenue. In October 2017, Food & Wine called Arby's "America's second largest sandwich chain (after Subway)".

Are you Arby's? 'Cause you got the meats.

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