Top Ten Weirdest Pizza Toppings

Weird a** pizza toppings that you can order at pizza restaurants around the world.

P.S. I just like plain cheese pizza tbh...
The Top Ten
1 Kangaroo

A popular topping choice in some parts of Australia apparently...

Hit the road Jack, hit the road...

I'm Australian and I don't eat kangaroo and any other weird kinds of meat!

If I ate this, it would essentially count as cannibalism.

So delicious! I love kangaroo pizza!

2 Haggis

Who in God's name would put a mix of vital organs from a sheep onto a pizza?

3 Smoked Reindeer

I have the most messed up picture of Santa Claus eating this...

4 Mustard

I feel like this would taste like sheet, but I also have a strange feeling that I would like this...

5 Doritos
6 Shrimp

I doubt that seafood and Italian mix well together.

7 Pineapple

I've never tried Hawaiian pizza, but I think it would taste... like Hawaii? I don't know, maybe I'll try it one day, I mean I love pineapples and pizza, so I guess the only sensible thing would be to simultaneously shove them into various holes in my body.

How is this weird?

8 Sour Cream

Sour Cream's nice, I don't see how it's weird on pizza...

The thing I'm whiter than.

9 Bacon

My favorite topping. Only if it's cooked right like Dominoes and Papa Johns. Pizza Hut Bacon Is always raw

Comes with insulin.

This isn't weird

10 Jalapeño

Maybe they could make jalapeño sauce instead of tomato. That actually sounds like a good joke.

The Contenders
11 Spam
12 Fried Chicken
13 Goat Liver
14 Mushrooms

Seriously, how am I the only one who thinks this? I mean, come on people! They are disgusting and unusually squishy and slimy! No offense to those mushroom lovers, but I just think mushrooms are nasty.

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