Weirdest Places to Have a Picnic

Sure, have a picnic - just not in any of these places, wally! Think of an odd place yourself? Oh do please add. I want to see some REALLY BIZARRE places make this list.
The Top Ten
1 Public Toilets

Get your sandwiches out by the toilet bowl. Hmm...nice!

2 Tube/subway Station
3 Library
4 At Work
5 In Bed
6 On Public Transport

Just asking for trouble

7 On a Highwire
8 At a Funeral
9 Inches Away From Another Family's Picnic

I like this one. Thank you. This would be weird - and embarrassing. You'd be close enough to smell every syllable of their beef and onion sentence.

10 On a Rollercoaster

How would you hold it down?

The Contenders
11 During the Two Minutes' Silence
12 Underground
13 On a Bike
14 In a Car
15 Homeless Camp
16 Traffic Island
17 In Space
18 At a Dump
19 At a Zoo
20 Next to a Wasp Nest
21 In a Minefield
22 Next to a "No Picnics" Sign
23 In Church
24 In a Cave
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