Top Ten Weirdest Predictions for 2016

These are just predictions! It would be weird if it wasn't predictions.

The Top Ten

1 John Cena Becomes President

Better than any of the actual candidates

Still better than Hillary Clinton

Better than Trump

2 Everyone Thinks It's 2017

Perhaps it really is 2017 but secret government officials have lead the US to believe we're a year behind and the rest of the world knows the truth but won't tell us due to a warning of death.
Just a hunch.

Not true its 2016. I should know I'm not US

3 The Harlem Globetrotters Lose

The most underrated one on this list. This is damn hilarious.

4 Hoverboards Are Actually Hoverboards

What they're calling hover boards and what hover boards actually are are actually very similar in technological functions and development.

5 Donald Trump Becomes Street Performer

6 Barbara Streisand Changes Her Name to Barbara Streisand

Back when she was growing up her name was in fact Barbara Streisand. At around age 21, she changed the spelling to Barbra Streisand [dropped an "a"], so in essence she would be changing her name back to what it was originally.

7 The 2016 Song of the Summer is from 2002

8 The Green Bay Packers Win the World Series

Nah, it will probably be the Lakers.

9 Cats the Musical Gets a Spinoff, Dogs the Play

10 Tyra Banks Owns a Bank

The Contenders

11 Shawn Mendez Has to Get Stitches In His Head After Falling Down the Stairs

12 Justin Bieber Sews His Lips

Hey! Leave that poor, innocent girl alone!

Hey. Leave Bieber alone

Hey I didn't put it here!

13 Los Angeles finally has a football team

14 Sheep Shear Themselves

15 Crush 40 Become Massively Popular

16 Hiroshi Kawaguchi Surpasses Justin Bieber In Popularity

Bieber is most popular no one surpasses his popularity.

17 Nintendo NX Gets Cancelled

18 People Realize How Stupid and Uneducated Modern Slang Sounds

I really wish the students in my school would understand how stupid and uneducated they sound when they speak.

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