Weirdest Replies to Receive After Calling 911

The Top Ten

1 (Sir, Three Burglars Have Broken Into My House) What? Only Three! We'll Send More.

2 (Sir, It's an Emergency...) Stop Bickering! We Have Taken the 911 Officers As Hostages. Just Keep the 1 Million Dollars Ready

Well, that is certainly comforting. Thanks for this list.

3 (Sir, It's an Emergency...) "Honey, Who's That?" ---- "Don't Worry Babe! Just a Wrong Number!"

4 (Sir, it's an Emergency...) It's an Emergency! a Fire Broke Into Our Headquarters. Can't Help!

5 (Sir, it's an Emergency...) Don't Worry. We'll Come Tomorrow.

"... ,or the day after... Or whenever... YAWN! "

6 (Sir, it's an Emergency...) Stop Trolling!

Laugh out loud not good to hear!

7 (Sir, it's an Emergency...) Oh! I've to Go to Poop. Sorry!

8 (Sir, it's an Emergency...) ---after 2 Minutes--- My Fellow Officer Is Deaf. Could You Please Repeat What You Said.

Duh, it's an emergency!

9 (Sir, it's an Emergency...) I'm Seeing a Good Movie. Call Later.

10 (Sir, it's an Emergency...) You Didn't Book an Appointment for This. Sorry, We Can't Help!

Just like at the doctors office.

The Contenders

11 (Sir, It's an Emergency...) Then Go to the Bathroom!

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