Weirdest School MomentsThese are the weirdest things that happen at school and yes, they have all happened at mine. Some are unbelievable, but nothing is impossible.
The Top Ten
Thanks I needed this nightmare... - Norrisofchuck
Teacher: Selena, what would happen to this school if I didn't show up and I didn't tell anyone?
Me: We would have a party!
Teacher: I don't like you
Me: That's fine with me
Teacher: Get to work, brat - Pikachulover1
Why would a teacher even have the nerve 2 say this 2 a kid/student
That is onething you should not tell none of your classmates cause they might tell the teacher - tkmkmc7
Aaakwwarrd... But true. Trololo. - Lotsaspaghetti12
Kindergarten: We're hungry!
Teacher: But someone fell down the stairs and they're in the way!
Kindergarten: But we're hungry!
Kindergarten: We're hungry! - Pikachulover1
Then you make those really loud rumbling noises...
Or it was a shart...
If I did that I would have been like, "Run! " to the people with me. That way no one gets in trouble.
It was still raining outside. - Pikachulover1
It was raining outside. What else is there to do? - Pikachulover1
I've done this every year and they didn't notice. Then I got all worked up and they didn't know why. And they just gave me this look lol like what the heck is wrong with you? Then another time this kid was like, "Mom, can I sharpen my pencil. Almost every kid did this in third grade and she did notice.
This is the most common thing. I don't know how we get this mixed up yet we somehow do
I don't know why but this happened to me many times - Righteous
Thatt's nothing, I called a complete strsnger mum once!
Teacher: What is it now, Lindsay?
Lindsay: I just pictured you bald after you collected the tests.
Teacher: What are you laughing at Selena
Me: I'm not the only one laughing!
Teacher: Brat - Pikachulover1
Girl: Joey I picked up your balls
Me: You just said picked up your balls
Girl: Yea I picked up his balls
Joey:*looks at me*
Me: Never mind you'll figure it out
Ten Minutes Later
Me: You get it?
Girl: no. - Pikachulover1
Oh god lol
Teacher: You guys should make it on time! You know that-
Teacher: DETENTION FOR ALL OF YOU! YES ALL OF YOU
Social studies and science teacher hang champ jacket to rub the glory in math teachers face
S. S teacher: its a little chilly, is there a jacket any where?
teach leaves the room
later in day
science teach walks in
missy: he called you a bastard!
math teacher emails band teach saying why missy doesn't go to band
Ew. It was pretty long too. - Pikachulover1
I have a fat ass teacher too.
Why couldn't it be one of the hot girls in class instead?!?
This has happened way too many times to me, the worst!
In S. S we were learning bout mummies
so our SS teacher says who wants to mummify me!
we all raise our hands
we then mummify him for 30min
then we go to Math teach's class
then we go to the science classroom
the science teacher says what the heck then the socisl studies teacher says lets go back to the room
then we went to keyboarding and had a party!
In other words we wrapped him iin toilet paper. - Pikachulover1
My math teacher said "Oh, s***" once... And I go to a Christian school!
My 7th grade social studies teacher had a crush on me. She thinks that I am her baby. It was so awkward!
That would be cool - Nic427
This happened twice to the same kid in the same year. Just watch.
Kid: Can I have some Pringles?
Sub: No, you need to be on a diet.
Kid: Ha your face turns red when you bend over.
Sub: Says the kid who has a few extra pounds.
My school is weird isn't it? - Pikachulover1
That happened to one of my friends once... He pranked her hard
Kid: Can I have some Pringles?
Sub: No you need to go on a diet. - Pikachulover1
Hello2 that sounds like a sexy teacher
We were doing our spelling and the word was petite and for an example she said "i will never be a petite because I'm' tall, have long arms, broad shoulders and a big butt" we all laugh then she says "its true I'm big boned and have a big butt" - hello2
No, like how do you go from Star Wars to Baby Jesus?