Top 10 Weirdest Soccer Transfers in the Summer of 2017

The Top Ten
1 Paulinho (Guangzhou to Barcelona)

Ummm, why Barca? After doing his best to dyfy the myth that all Brazillians are good at football, he got his move to Barca. Barca, buy someone like Gabi, Fernandinho or Stephanko but NOT PAULINHO. 30 million euros you will never see again.

2 Fabio Borini (Sunderland to Milan)

Some greats to have worn the Milan shirt: Ronaldinho, Maldini Kaka, Erik Stevnchko. Seriously? Borini flopped at Sunderland put no effort, if he succeeds he will be backup to Suso anyways.

3 Ousmane Dembele (Dortmund to Barcelona)

Someone who scored 6 league goals in a season last year, now costs 100 million. Yet Yarmolenko costs 27 and Kolasinac nothing. Seriously? Why, I bet he might flop, and Dortmund will laugh their heads and so will I.

4 Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Arsenal to Liverpool)

35 million for someone who scores 6 league seasons now costs 35 million and will be a flop, why did this happen lads? I want a explaination.

5 Ruben Neves (Porto to Wolves)

How? Neves will win PFA player they had Kenny Miller 10 years and broke Portugal's record, when Wolves go up, he will play alongside Matt Doherty and John Ruddy.

6 James Vaughan (Bury to Sunderland)

When they get promoted, Vaughan will score a grand total of 0 goals. And he will be backup to Lewis Grabban. This is just silly.

7 Grzegorz Krychowiak (PSG to West Brom)

WOW. WHAT A SIGNING. Honestly, how did he choose this, he is so much better than WBA. No offense, but seriously. He was a star for Sevilla and WBA look good.

8 Neymar (Barcelona to PSG) Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior, born 5 February 1992, commonly known as Neymar or Neymar Jr., is a Brazilian professional footballer who plays for Ligue 1 club Paris Saint Germain (PSG) and the Brazil national team as a forward or winger, and is also the captain of the national team. Neymar was born on 5th February 1992 in Sao Paulo of Brazil. He started playing international matches at the age of 17. Neymar salary is 9.18 million Euro. As a result, his net worth is about $75 million.

How? When they go out the CL in March, he will be back to playing Caen and Troyes, and he will go 1000 goals, in France.

9 Renato Sanches (Bayern to Swansea)

WOW. Gylifi moved, and they bought Sanches. Sometimes, he will be a star, linked to top clubs and he signed for Swansea playing alongside Angel Rangel and Wayne Routledge.

10 Jese (PSG  to Stoke)

He is talented, and should realistically not be at Stoke. He will think to himself, what the hell and I am doing here? Jese is a great talent.

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