Top Ten Weirdest Sodomy Laws in the United States of America

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The Top Ten

1 In Washington State, it is legal for a man to have sex with an animal, provided that it weighs less than 40lbs (18.1437kg)

Why would you do that in the first place...? - Randomator

"It"? Oh, probably means the animal... - Billyv

So chickens and porcupines are OK? LOL - Metal_Treasure

2 In Florida, it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine In Florida, it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine

Why would you do that. How high would you have to be? - Randomator

That sounds immensely painful for all involved parties. - Sop

Dang it, gotta move again. - SoldierOfFortune

Please tell me how many Floridians committed this act before it became a crime. - PositronWildhawk

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3 In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to operate a firearm while his female partner has an orgasm

Um okay - Randomator

Very considerate law if you ask me. - Britgirl

That's "bang" out of order. - IronSabbathPriest

Known informally as the "Nutbush City Limits Law."

4 In Washington DC, all sex positions except missionary are illegal

Lol What - Randomator

I am dying to know how many people were in jail for that. - Metal_Treasure

5 In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on

Why? Lol - Randomator

And yet they say Virginia is for lovers. - NuMetalManiak

Well, have you ever seen their women? ;) (boo, hiss) - Billyv

6 In California, it is illegal to sell "boobie pillows" within 1000 feet (304.8m) of a highway

What? - Randomator

You really have to ponder the mind of whoever thought this up. - Sop

7 In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth

Now he tells me. - PetSounds

8 Oral sex is illegal in 17 states: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, North & South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah & Virginia

That’s almost half the US - Randomator

LOL. You wanna have oral sex? Take the next flight to a state where it's legal. Simple. - Metal_Treasure

Not Sweet Home Alabama... - EliHbk

Yes Alabama it's not an illusion and I could get use to it not I'm moving because of my goal - Kevinsidis

So many people are gonna be arrested. - Skullkid755

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9 In Texas, it is illegal for any household to contain more than six dildos

I wonder why - Randomator

So if I live there and have 5 kids, my 5th kid will have to live without a sex toy? Poor kid... - Metal_Treasure

That's why my cousins had to move out! - Billyv

Over my dead body. - Sop

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10 In Iowa, men with moustaches cannot kiss women in public

Better shave then - Randomator

What about women with moustaches? - Billyv

The Contenders

11 In Iowa, kisses may not last longer than five minutes

Hmm, the guy without a mustache isn't so lucky after all. Be careful when you kiss - SpectralOwl

12 In Bakersfield, California, it is illegal to have sex with Satan without a condom.

Lol what - XxembermasterxX

13 In Mississippi, it is illegal to explain polygamy to anyone

What's this? - XxembermasterxX

14 Necrophilia is legal in Louisiana
15 Premarital sex is illegal in Mississippi
16 In Massachusetts, it is illegal to have sex with a rodeo clown in the presence of a horse.

What, does it make the horse jealous? - BlarchBlaces

17 In Indiana, it is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public

Those Indiana chicks though... - PositronWildhawk

18 It's illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65 — or 55 if you can prove both parties are infertile.

I see the reasons behind this law. And I agree with it. - Metal_Treasure

19 In Newcastle, Wyoming, it is illegal to have sex in a walk-in meat freezer.
20 All sex toys are illegal in Alabama.
21 In Oblong, Illinois, it is illegal to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
22 In Utah, it is legal to have sex with animals, as long as you're not doing it for money.
23 In Hastings, Nebraska, all hotels are required to provide their guests with a white cotton nightshirt. It is illegal for a couple to have sex unless they are wearing said nightshirts.
24 In Ottumwa, Iowa, it is illegal for a man to wink at any woman with whom he is unacquainted.
25 In Minnesota, it is illegal to make love to a live fish. Dead fish are OK.
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1. In Washington State, it is legal for a man to have sex with an animal, provided that it weighs less than 40lbs (18.1437kg)
2. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to operate a firearm while his female partner has an orgasm
3. In Washington DC, all sex positions except missionary are illegal
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1. In Washington State, it is legal for a man to have sex with an animal, provided that it weighs less than 40lbs (18.1437kg)
2. In Washington DC, all sex positions except missionary are illegal
3. In Florida, it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine
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1. In Washington State, it is legal for a man to have sex with an animal, provided that it weighs less than 40lbs (18.1437kg)
2. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to operate a firearm while his female partner has an orgasm
3. In California, it is illegal to sell "boobie pillows" within 1000 feet (304.8m) of a highway
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