1 In Washington State, it is legal for a man to have sex with an animal, provided that it weighs less than 40lbs (18.1437kg)
Why would you do that in the first place...?
"It"? Oh, probably means the animal...
2 In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to operate a firearm while his female partner has an orgasm
Known informally as the "Nutbush City Limits Law."
Very considerate law if you ask me.
That's "bang" out of order.
3 In Florida, it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine
Please tell me how many Floridians committed this act before it became a crime.
That sounds immensely painful for all involved parties.
Why would you do that. How high would you have to be?
Dang it, gotta move again.
4 In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on
And yet they say Virginia is for lovers.
5 In Washington DC, all sex positions except missionary are illegal
I am dying to know how many people were in jail for that.
6 In California, it is illegal to sell "boobie pillows" within 1000 feet (304.8m) of a highway
You really have to ponder the mind of whoever thought this up.
7 In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth
Now he tells me.
8 Oral sex is illegal in 17 states: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, North & South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah & Virginia
So many people are gonna be arrested.
Since that I live in Alabama well I guess that oral sex don't appeal to me
9 In Texas, it is illegal for any household to contain more than six dildos
So if I live there and have 5 kids, my 5th kid will have to live without a sex toy? Poor kid...
That's why my cousins had to move out!
Over my dead body.
10 Necrophilia is legal in Louisiana
The Contenders
11 In Iowa, men with moustaches cannot kiss women in public
What about women with moustaches?
Better shave then
12 In Mississippi, it is illegal to explain polygamy to anyone
13 In Iowa, kisses may not last longer than five minutes
Hmm, the guy without a mustache isn't so lucky after all. Be careful when you kiss
14 Premarital sex is illegal in Mississippi
15 In Massachusetts, it is illegal to have sex with a rodeo clown in the presence of a horse.
What, does it make the horse jealous?
16 In Indiana, it is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public
Those Indiana chicks though...
17 In Bakersfield, California, it is illegal to have sex with Satan without a condom.
18 In Utah, it is legal to have sex with animals, as long as you're not doing it for money.
19 In Hastings, Nebraska, all hotels are required to provide their guests with a white cotton nightshirt. It is illegal for a couple to have sex unless they are wearing said nightshirts.
20 In Minnesota, it is illegal to make love to a live fish. Dead fish are OK.
21 In Ottumwa, Iowa, it is illegal for a man to wink at any woman with whom he is unacquainted.
22 It's illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65 — or 55 if you can prove both parties are infertile.
I see the reasons behind this law. And I agree with it.
23 In Newcastle, Wyoming, it is illegal to have sex in a walk-in meat freezer.
24 All sex toys are illegal in Alabama.
25 In Oblong, Illinois, it is illegal to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.