1 In Washington State, it is legal for a man to have sex with an animal, provided that it weighs less than 40lbs (18.1437kg)
Why would you do that in the first place...? - Randomator
"It"? Oh, probably means the animal... - Billyv
So chickens and porcupines are OK? LOL - Metal_Treasure
2 In Florida, it is illegal to have sex with a porcupine
Why would you do that. How high would you have to be? - Randomator
That sounds immensely painful for all involved parties. - Sop
Dang it, gotta move again. - SoldierOfFortune
Please tell me how many Floridians committed this act before it became a crime. - PositronWildhawk
3 In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to operate a firearm while his female partner has an orgasm
Um okay - Randomator
Very considerate law if you ask me. - Britgirl
That's "bang" out of order. - IronSabbathPriest
Known informally as the "Nutbush City Limits Law."
4 In Washington DC, all sex positions except missionary are illegal
Lol What - Randomator
I am dying to know how many people were in jail for that. - Metal_Treasure
5 In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on
Why? Lol - Randomator
And yet they say Virginia is for lovers. - NuMetalManiak
Well, have you ever seen their women? ;) (boo, hiss) - Billyv
6 In California, it is illegal to sell "boobie pillows" within 1000 feet (304.8m) of a highway
What? - Randomator
You really have to ponder the mind of whoever thought this up. - Sop
7 In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth
Now he tells me. - PetSounds
8 Oral sex is illegal in 17 states: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, North & South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah & Virginia
That’s almost half the US - Randomator
LOL. You wanna have oral sex? Take the next flight to a state where it's legal. Simple. - Metal_Treasure
Not Sweet Home Alabama... - EliHbk
Yes Alabama it's not an illusion and I could get use to it not I'm moving because of my goal - Kevinsidis
So many people are gonna be arrested. - Skullkid755
9 In Texas, it is illegal for any household to contain more than six dildos
I wonder why - Randomator
So if I live there and have 5 kids, my 5th kid will have to live without a sex toy? Poor kid... - Metal_Treasure
That's why my cousins had to move out! - Billyv
Over my dead body. - Sop
10 In Iowa, men with moustaches cannot kiss women in public
Better shave then - Randomator
What about women with moustaches? - Billyv
11 In Iowa, kisses may not last longer than five minutes
Hmm, the guy without a mustache isn't so lucky after all. Be careful when you kiss - SpectralOwl
12 In Bakersfield, California, it is illegal to have sex with Satan without a condom.
Lol what - XxembermasterxX
13 In Mississippi, it is illegal to explain polygamy to anyone
What's this? - XxembermasterxX
14 Necrophilia is legal in Louisiana
15 Premarital sex is illegal in Mississippi
16 In Massachusetts, it is illegal to have sex with a rodeo clown in the presence of a horse.
What, does it make the horse jealous? - BlarchBlaces
17 In Indiana, it is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public
Those Indiana chicks though... - PositronWildhawk
18 It's illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65 — or 55 if you can prove both parties are infertile.
I see the reasons behind this law. And I agree with it. - Metal_Treasure
19 In Newcastle, Wyoming, it is illegal to have sex in a walk-in meat freezer.
20 All sex toys are illegal in Alabama.
21 In Oblong, Illinois, it is illegal to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
22 In Utah, it is legal to have sex with animals, as long as you're not doing it for money.
23 In Hastings, Nebraska, all hotels are required to provide their guests with a white cotton nightshirt. It is illegal for a couple to have sex unless they are wearing said nightshirts.
24 In Ottumwa, Iowa, it is illegal for a man to wink at any woman with whom he is unacquainted.
25 In Minnesota, it is illegal to make love to a live fish. Dead fish are OK.