Top 10 Weirdest Songs to Lose Your Virginity To

What if people actually lost their virginities to these songs?

The Top Ten

1 182 - F*ck a Dog - Blink

This is only sexy if you're a zoophile. I don't recommend anyone to play this while making love.

Why did the song title and name of the band get all messed up? That's another con of this site.

2 I Love You - Barney

Pretty much an incest anthem when you think about it. Blegh!

3 Rape Me - Nirvana

Oddly enough, this was written as an anti-rape song.

4 Smack My Bitch Up - The Prodigy

I know some people like their sex rough but this is going a little too far.

5 Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash

When I think of Ring of Fire, I immediately think of a woman who just got diagnosed with AIDS. Avoid STDs at all costs.

6 She's Got Balls - AC/DC

Would easily turn off men (although this would be appropriate if you're turned on by transvestites).

7 Lavatory Love Machine - Edguy

So you plan on having sex in the bathroom. I would rather go for a much cleaner place to make love to.

8 Too Drunk to F*** - Dead Kennedys

That is if you're so drunk you wouldn't be able to hook up with your lady.

9 Korsakov - Flight of the Bumblebee - Nikolai Rimsky

Just imagine trying to keep in rhythm to this.

10 Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell

Having sex is supposed to be private so why would you want some stalking perv to spy on you and your lover?

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