Top 10 Weirdest Stories You Can Tell

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The Top Ten

1 Dimash Kudaibergen is attacked by an army of Dears, so he starts singing a beautiful version of Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse and it defeats the dears as they turn into corpses of Professor Dementor from Kim Possible Dimash Kudaibergen is attacked by an army of Dears, so he starts singing a beautiful version of Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse and it defeats the dears as they turn into corpses of Professor Dementor from Kim Possible

What the actual fun... - CloudInvasion

2 Fred Durst eating Marceline from Adventure Time while singing Love Me Do by The Beatles with Hobbit cast members

Guess the list isn't lying. These stories ARE weird... and out of the blue. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

WEIRDEST STORY EVER - 445956

3 I crushed my computer with Tom Cruise's butt, and when it is crushed, it will reform into a giant Salma Hayek made of computer bits that can only say "Logan Paul and an evil George Carlin"
4 Casper the Friendly Ghost possesses Ajit Pai to make him dance to Watch Me by Silento, and the user christiangrant sees it and yells "POSITRONWILDHAWK LIKES TOP GEAR" and transforms into a drunk Optimus Prime that talks in Fran Drescher's voice
5 Let's sing a death metal version of It's Everyday Bro to this little strawberry with a gun named Wade, and it'll start shooting photos of Hillary Clinton making out with Superman in our face

That would be scary! - 445956

6 Disney1994 went and watched The Fox And the Hound when all of a sudden, Sanjay and Craig ambush him, with Sanjay having Scarlett Johansson's voice, and Craig having Gilbert Gottfried's voice, with both of them singing "Sexting" by Blood on the Dance Floor

This killed my boner. Sanjay having a voice of a goddess sounds very absurd.

7 George W. Bush and Howie Mandel riding on Twilight Sparkle with George Clooney's face in the air while singing a rap version of Beds Are Burning by Midnight Oil while George Clooney is singing Look What You Made Me Do
8 Kim Jong-un reading Where the Wild Things Are to the Moomins right as James Corden jumps in while singing a song about Try Not to Laugh challenges
9 Christopher McDonald and Joseph Stalin performing music with a chocolate trumpet
10 A Despicable Me Minion dressed as Two-Face punched Duncan Trussell and Brian Posehn in the face

The Contenders

11 Anthropomorphic redheaded sheep with the body of a sexy college girl turns everything she holds into a guitar (UmJammer Lammy storyline)

yes please - EliHbk

12 An anchovy dressed as a pirate licks a robot called thetoptens
13 A giant purple squid swims in sand and is attacked by a wild Meshuggah mosh pit, and proceeds to defeat them with Dream Theater time signatures
14 An Oreo cookie who has the voice of Hillary Clinton recreates the USSR by singing This is America in a pop version to Buddha moments before riding a goldfish car
15 A giant guy with a giant nose who is allergic to flowers finds goldenrod and keeps sneezing on the whole city covering everyone with his snot
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1. Fred Durst eating Marceline from Adventure Time while singing Love Me Do by The Beatles with Hobbit cast members
2. I crushed my computer with Tom Cruise's butt, and when it is crushed, it will reform into a giant Salma Hayek made of computer bits that can only say "Logan Paul and an evil George Carlin"
3. Casper the Friendly Ghost possesses Ajit Pai to make him dance to Watch Me by Silento, and the user christiangrant sees it and yells "POSITRONWILDHAWK LIKES TOP GEAR" and transforms into a drunk Optimus Prime that talks in Fran Drescher's voice
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