Top Ten Weirdest Things to Do in a Restaurant

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The Top Ten

1 Try To Sell The Cashier Something
2 Order Water, Get Lemonade Instead
3 Yell "WHERE'S MY PICKLE?"
4 Go To Another Table and Steal Food From Their Meal
5 Say That You Got Pepsi When You Actually Have Coca Cola
6 Call Jimmy Johns Inside Another Restaurant
7 Start Dancing
8 Play "Baby Got Back"
9 Recommend other restaurants to the diners and rattle on about how good they are

Can you just imagine how badly people would look at you?

10 Go from table to table and ask the diners how they like the food and if they need to borrow something from your table

I can already see the faces of what the heck

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