Top 10 Weirdest Things to Do at Your Own Birthday Party

My birthday is coming soon! So, I'm making special list about birthday, gifts and all of that! Now, shut up and let's start!

The Top Ten

1 Scream "It's my birthday" and then slap somebody for no reason and say "BIRTHDAY SLAP!"

2 Sit on your cake

3 Take out a bottle of alcohol and smash it with your knee and say "THIS IS KARATE"

4 Write "GET NAKED" on your stomach and run around the whole neighborhood naked

5 Kiss somebody and then write "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY" on their cheeks

Look, you guys have to finish this, I really can't come up with anymore ideas.

6 Pee on the cake

Piss cake lol

7 Wear your cake as a hat

8 Twerk bare bottom and slap your butt at the end

9 Put dynamite in your cake

10 Rap

The Contenders

11 Fart on the birthday cake

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