Weirdest Things to Dress As for Halloween


The Top Ten

1 A Thetoptens Member

Wow, so I don't have to dress up at all! - PositronWildhawk

I guess I have to defecate myself out! Yeah, guys, wait, I need to defecate my suit! - Wafzal2

I don't have to dress up at all then, because I'm a member myself - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

If you know who they look like. - funnyuser

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2 Nutella

Weird, but a tasty costume! (Please don't try to eat your costume, that would not be good)

3 Alarm Clock

And you ring when its time to go Trick or Treating - toptenzen

4 Dirt

"What have you arrived as?! "

"Tsk! Can't you tell? I've come as dirt! "

Never change, funnyuser, you are a tonic! - Britgirl

Yeah, Britgirl, I've dressed as dirt! Do you like it? It's so awesome! - funnyuser

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5 An Animated Version of a Person In Your Family
6 A Brick Wall
7 A Door
8 A Ceiling

A costume for your head - funnyuser

9 A Penis


Only for someone who is a giant penis in real life. But also Dara O' Briain. - PositronWildhawk

Boy in a penis costume:trick or treat
Old man:oh... these day, boy dress up as a penis how kids can get perverted these day in Halloween
CerealGuy in a penis costume:ahh... the irony - CerealGuy

10 The KKK

Not a good idea at all...


The Contenders

11 A Blow-Up Bounce House

I would love to see someone dress in one. - funnyuser

12 A Justin Bieber Fan

Go around the neighborhood and get stuff thrown at you! Great! - letdot52

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13 Jacob Sartorius Jacob Sartorius Jacob Sartorius was born in Oklahoma . Jacob is a singer known for his top 90 hit Sweatshirt, which amassed over a million YouTube dislikes in less than a year, and other singles ABC remix and musical .ly clips. Jacob Sarorius has a YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, and other Social Media.
14 Deodorant
15 Your Enemy
16 Dresser
17 Right Shoe

I don't think that would work out, half of your head would have to be taller - funnyuser

18 A Tennis Racket
19 A Bra
20 A Gun
21 Poop
22 A Man
23 Harry Styles Harry Styles Harry Edward Styles is an English singer and song writer, known as a member of the boy band One Direction .
24 The Pink Guy from Filthy Frank

Then fall down in the middle of a road and scream "i'm HAVING A SEIZURE! "

25 A Banana
26 A Condom
27 A Box of Chocolate
28 A Bedsheet Ghost
29 Daffy Duck Daffy Duck Daffy Duck is an animated cartoon character produced by Warner Bros. Styled as an anthropomorphic black duck, the character has appeared in cartoon series such as Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies, where he usually has been depicted as the best friend and occasional arch-rival of Bugs Bunny.
30 Pornstar
31 FilthyFrank
32 Pink Guy Pink Guy
33 Donald Trump Supporters Donald Trump Supporters
34 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, song writer, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada (despite once claiming he was Part-Indian) and he is Christian. He is the son of an author, Pattie Mallet. more.
35 Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.
36 Sega Dreamcast

I'm not joking. I actually dressed up as this video game console for Halloween last year. I wore a t-shirt that I made to resemble it and I had a Sonic the Hedgehog plush and an actual SEGA Dreamcast controller as props. - PerfectImpulseX

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