Weirdest Things to Dress As for Halloween


The Top Ten

1 A Thetoptens Member

Wow, so I don't have to dress up at all! - PositronWildhawk

I guess I have to defecate myself out! Yeah, guys, wait, I need to defecate my suit! - Wafzal2

I don't have to dress up at all then, because I'm a member myself - BlueFrostOfThunderClan

If you know who they look like. - funnyuser

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2 Nutella

Weird, but a tasty costume! (Please don't try to eat your costume, that would not be good)

3 Alarm Clock

And you ring when its time to go Trick or Treating - toptenzen

4 Dirt

"What have you arrived as?! "

"Tsk! Can't you tell? I've come as dirt! "

Never change, funnyuser, you are a tonic! - Britgirl

Yeah, Britgirl, I've dressed as dirt! Do you like it? It's so awesome! - funnyuser

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5 An Animated Version of a Person In Your Family
6 A Brick Wall
7 A Door
8 A Ceiling

A costume for your head - funnyuser

9 A Penis


Only for someone who is a giant penis in real life. But also Dara O' Briain. - PositronWildhawk

Boy in a penis costume:trick or treat
Old man:oh... these day, boy dress up as a penis how kids can get perverted these day in Halloween
CerealGuy in a penis costume:ahh... the irony - CerealGuy

10 The KKK

Not a good idea at all...


The Contenders

11 A Blow-Up Bounce House

I would love to see someone dress in one. - funnyuser

12 A Justin Bieber Fan

Go around the neighborhood and get stuff thrown at you! Great! - letdot52

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14 Deodorant
15 Your Enemy
16 Dresser
17 Right Shoe

I don't think that would work out, half of your head would have to be taller - funnyuser

18 A Tennis Racket
19 A Bra
20 A Gun
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