Top Ten Weirdest Things to Find On Your Front Porch

The Top Ten
1 A black mamba eating all the cat food
2 A possum mating with a raccoon
3 A dog giving birth to a giraffe
4 Two strangers tongue wrestling
5 Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking Steve Urkel
6 Anonymous hackers looking through your window
7 Your most hated celebrity drinking a beer
8 The ghost of Hitler having a rap battle with the ghost of Stalin
9 A human liver
10 Fred Flintstone yelling "My name is John Cena!"
The Contenders
11 Dora and Caillou making out
12 A second front porch
13 A chair
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