Top Ten Weirdest Things People Do In School

School is so boring which is why people do weird crap in this place (I literally make lists at school)

The Top Ten

1 Not ask to go to the toliet becase the teacher will complain

I think everyone does this at least once in their lifetime, haha the feeling of getting rejected by a mean teacher. I have to admit this is very weird though.

In first grade I was raising my hand for like ten minutes. Eventually I wet myself. This happened twice. Stupid teachers.

One time in third grade my teacher complained that I never went to the bathroom in lunch/recess, so I had to hold it in a lot lol

I've done this once, the teacher was nice but 5000 kids wanted to go so yeah - Lunala

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2 When the fire alarm starts, go outside, and have some hope and desire that it's a real one and you can go home

I would probably want my school to get burned down but I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt - Ajkloth

Hate me all you want by saying this, but if there's ever a real fire at my school, I want my bullies and least favorite teachers to trip, so they can get burned.

I hope my least favorite teacher got tripped so she can burn

I always do this I always hope the school burns down

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3 Constantly look at the clock

How is this weird? I do it all of the time! - Minecraftcrazy530

And hope it's lunch, recess or dismissal. - funnyuser

Can someone please tell me how that's weird? I look at the clock all the time at school so I can count down to the end of the day!

I do it - Lunala

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4 Walk down the hall singing Sexy and I Know it

Then strip down! PARTY!

Hahaaahahaah there was that kid at my school that did that it was so funny (without the striping down)

When this song was new, I was in third grade, and I heard one of the kids singing Sexy and I Know it - Iamcool

If I get 8 likes I''ll do it

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5 Fart

Oh my God! People's farts at my school STINK! One time on the bus, we were going on a field trip, and the most hated kid in the class cut the cheese, and it reeked of mold. I think my nose has stopped working now... Oh no... (Sarcasm) - Powerfulgirl10

Right, there is this ugly, fat, sweaty guy in my class, and his farts smell of eggs and poo with corn in it... Sorry if I got an image in your head. - DapperPickle

They're good as long as it is my fart. - Animefan12


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6 Scroll through pages to know how many pages left til there's no room

I can't be the only one who does this. Haha! - LemonComputer

7 Daydream without knowing it

I did that once. I wasn't thinking at all, but I usually because I'm a girl. And my teacher asked me a question and I probably looked like I was paying no attention, and then I stopped and she said," Hey, what's the answer. And is said," uh... I don't know. Then she called on another person. When I did that I felt weird and stupid and now I laugh at that moment. laugh out loud! - funnyuser

When aren't we daydreaming in school? For me it's usually something like "Oh, my God! Shut up, no one cares about your 'Pretty Little Liars'..." followed by some mildly psychotic violent thoughts that make me laugh and forget about what's annoying me in the first place. - theOpinionatedOne

Do this all the time! Mostly while taking a test!

I love staring out the window in maths,then snapping out of it minutes minuites later realising I've learnt absolutely NO algebra.

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8 Secretly chew gum in class

Do this while taking a test. It makes you smarter.

Students in my class do that

Chewing gum is one of the things that you have to hide from the teachers, but everybody does it. - SwagFlicks

Kids in my class are always chewing gum
Teacher does not approve. - Lunala

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9 Swing your chair

The chairs are connected to the desks here, so I can't. Only the science and art rooms have movable stools, and it's really easy to fall off if you're leaning back, it's happened before many times. - Pegasister12

I used to do this with my friends all the time when I was was a miracle none of us ever fell off! - Entranced98

I do this all the time - RockStarr

I did this and I fell off. It hurt

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10 Instead of bringing it to the pupil, throw the rubber to them

To all Americans out there, we call an eraser a rubber, as opposed to a contraceptive. - PositronWildhawk

We do this all the time. About 5-6 erasers have gone outside the window. - Animefan12

Some kid threw a pen in class, the pen landed at the teacher's feet. The person got a detention or something.

Kids in my class always throw stuff at each other - Lunala

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The Contenders

11 Masturbate

Why would any sane person masturbate in school? - RickyReeves

Imagine there being an awkward silence in the classroom, and you hear the sounds of masturbation. This would be very strange. - Icantbelieveitsnotbutter

There was this one kid who masturbated in my English class once...

Now I can't stop seeing kids masturbating in my mind


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12 Kiss a girl/boy in the hallway

Definitely not something I'd do in a hallway, considering people would make up rumors and people would talk about it for days... - BoredJeff02

I'm NEVER kissing anybody at school. Especially since I'm not even interested in dating. - Powerfulgirl10

When I was in 2nd grade I used to kiss a boy in the classroom, (I'm an boy too), *sigh*. - darthvadern

That's so disgusting people do it in my school a lot and I hate it

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13 Fling cheetos across the classroom

I love Cheetos they are so DELICIOUS! (who would waste them? )

Well not in my classroom, but on my bus they do. Flaming hot Cheetos.

14 Pick your nose

I swear, some of these things on this list are just plain idiotic and random. :/ - LemonComputer

15 Start a flash mob
16 Pass notes

I have never passed a note , I a good girl :) - funnyuser

You have to be really sneaky to pass notes but just do it on the teachers back

I DO IT EVERY TIME - TheMultiNinjah

This makes me laugh. I usually text people or even just go call them in the bathroom if it's that urgent. - theOpinionatedOne

There was a love letter that my teacher read out loud once. She embarrassed one of my friends during class. - Powerfulgirl10

It's not exactly weird. I don't do it, but it's understandable that maybe people want to talk. - LemonComputer

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17 Color with a pencil on literally everything

I added this. I do this every day. From folders to tables to paper, anything but my body and clothes. Trust me you do not want to see my math notebook. - Anonymousxcxc

I have expensive pencils so I can't afford to unnecessarily waste any of the lead. - LemonComputer

Gray crayons have become obsolete. - MrLoser

I do the same

18 Acting Like Daffy Duck

I do that all the time

Hi. I'm Daffy Duck. I'm ssso awesssome! - Powerfulgirl10

19 Try to whisper a pupil next to you

I'm so good at whispering. That's what I do in History class. - Animefan12

I have not wish of talking to the class idiots - Ananya

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20 Stick bubblegum under the desk

Even lab benches aren't always safe. Once in a chemistry lab I made the stupid mistake of accidentally putting my hand under one of the benches, only to find out there was a fresh blob of chewing gum stuck there along with, like, ten more rock-hard ones (who knows how many years they'd been sitting there? ) - Entranced98

Our desk has these pipes that make the desk stand but also to keep the top from falling off. I used to stick my finger in the pipe that was under the top of the desk. Why I did it I have no clue but one day I did it and I met gum. I never did it again. - sdgeek2003

Like the teachers see that gum and they only have so many classes. Some classes may have no one in that seat. It wouldn't be that hard to know you're the one who put it there.

Once I put my hand under my desk.
There's lots of gum.
And it is so old it was probably was chewed by the TEACHERS when they were kids. - Lunala

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2. Start erasing the board
3. Start a flash mob
1. Kiss a girl/boy in the hallway
2. Fling cheetos across the classroom
3. When the fire alarm starts, go outside, and have some hope and desire that it's a real one and you can go home
1. Constantly look at the clock
2. Not ask to go to the toliet becase the teacher will complain
3. Walk down the hall singing Sexy and I Know it

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