Top Ten Weirdest Things People Do In School

School is so boring which is why people do weird crap in this place (I literally make lists at school)
The Top Ten
1 Not ask to go to the toliet becase the teacher will complain

I think everyone does this at least once in their lifetime, haha the feeling of getting rejected by a mean teacher. I have to admit this is very weird though.

They complain that you didn't go earlier, but that was because earlier you could hold it in and knew you should do it when you need to.

In first grade I was raising my hand for like ten minutes. Eventually I wet myself. This happened twice. Stupid teachers.

In my social studies class as long as the teacher isn't talking we can go whenever the heak we want.

2 Constantly look at the clock

Can someone please tell me how that's weird? I look at the clock all the time at school so I can count down to the end of the day!

Nothing weird about this - we all have that one boring class we just can't wait to rush out of the second it finishes.

Not weird, normal. Everyone wants to know how much longer they have to wait until they can break out of that place.

What? I can't pay attention to this stupid lecture, I need to know how much longer until Lunch is!

3 When the fire alarm starts, go outside, and have some hope and desire that it's a real one and you can go home

Not only do I hope that there is a real fire, but I also hope that the school will burn down when it's too late for some people to leave.

I'm always hoping for this; my brother told me that too. But it's always a drill ever since I got to this school. All the teachers are like, " Okay, stay calm, we are going to exit from the multi-purpose room quickly and quietly. " What if it's a real fire!?! It's the same thing on the bus in 5th grade. When we're doing our bus evacuation, everyone in the back will die while the kindergarteners go very. Very. Slowly. So yeah. We are wasting our lives waiting for them to get the heck outta the way. Seriously, I'm crossing my fingers every time.
~Owlpaw

Hate me all you want by saying this, but if there's ever a real fire at my school, I want my bullies and least favorite teachers to trip, so they can get burned.

I actually hope it's the opposite because I can't afford my stuff getting burnt. At school we are taught to keep our items in the building. :/

4 Scroll through pages to know how many pages left til there's no room

Say mayonnaise! Police gave me a stern talking to

I can't be the only one who does this. Haha!

Oh I am weird then

I knew I wasn’t the only one

5 Swing your chair

Ok story time:

In like 2nd grade, I was swinging on my my chair when it broke and I hit my mouth on the edge of the table. I had to go to the nurse and I had a massive hole in my lips I felt her finger inside it!

The chairs are connected to the desks here, so I can't. Only the science and art rooms have movable stools, and it's really easy to fall off if you're leaning back, it's happened before many times.

I used to do this with my friends all the time when I was little...it was a miracle none of us ever fell off!

Same here, pegasister. However, our chairs aren't connected, so we can. I once swung them in a science lesson and I almost fell off. - astroshark

6 Walk down the hall singing Sexy and I Know it

When this song was new, I was in third grade, and I heard one of the kids singing Sexy and I Know it

Once with clothes on. We used to do aerobics to that song. Its not weird

And this is the point where I ask what you do in school

Well I kinda whistle down the hall but not sing

7 Secretly chew gum in class

Chewing gum is one of the things that you have to hide from the teachers, but everybody does it.

My Teachers let us chew gum, but we can't make those popping sound when we make a bubble.

Do this while taking a test. It makes you smarter.

One of my friends secretly had gum in the class once.

8 Daydream without knowing it

I did that once. I wasn't thinking at all, but I usually because I'm a girl. And my teacher asked me a question and I probably looked like I was paying no attention, and then I stopped and she said," Hey, what's the answer. And is said," uh... I don't know. Then she called on another person. When I did that I felt weird and stupid and now I laugh at that moment. laugh out loud!

When aren't we daydreaming in school? For me it's usually something like "Oh, my God! Shut up, no one cares about your 'Pretty Little Liars'..." followed by some mildly psychotic violent thoughts that make me laugh and forget about what's annoying me in the first place.

I always daydream about violent stuff and then I end up looking like I'm out of my mind.

I do this anywhere anytime if I don't have anything else to do

9 Fart

Oh my God! People's farts at my school STINK! One time on the bus, we were going on a field trip, and the most hated kid in the class cut the cheese, and it reeked of mold. I think my nose has stopped working now... Oh no... (Sarcasm)

Right, there is this ugly, fat, sweaty guy in my class, and his farts smell of eggs and poo with corn in it... Sorry if I got an image in your head.

This year I have a few black people in my class and they are so gassy...

Nah, with black people, it's usually that one of them is really fat and sweaty but doesn't wear deodorant, at least in my experience.

TheOpinionatedOne, that was racist.(even though I'm not black)

10 Instead of bringing it to the pupil, throw the rubber to them

Some kid threw a pen in class, the pen landed at the teacher's feet. The person got a detention or something.

To all Americans out there, we call an eraser a rubber, as opposed to a contraceptive.

We do this all the time. About 5-6 erasers have gone outside the window.

Kids in my class always throw stuff at each other

The Contenders
11 Masturbate

Teacher: Tom can you go get Billy from the bathroom? He has been in there for so long.
Tom: Sure
Tom *enters bathroom"
Tom: Hey dude can you please-
*sounds of masturbation"
Tom: DUDE what

I wouldn't do this at school, cause I wouldn't want to make a fool of myself! If you want to jerk your fly or well the other thing, do it at home with the door locked not in a classroom with 20 students that can hear you doing it! Just my advice >:(

Imagine there being an awkward silence in the classroom, and you hear the sounds of masturbation. This would be very strange.

The teacher wouldn't like to see an explosion of grey paint all over your penis

12 Start a flash mob
13 Pass notes

There was a love letter that my teacher read out loud once. She embarrassed one of my friends during class.

You have to be really sneaky to pass notes but just do it on the teachers back

I DO IT EVERY TIME

This makes me laugh. I usually text people or even just go call them in the bathroom if it's that urgent.

It's not exactly weird. I don't do it, but it's understandable that maybe people want to talk.

Passing notes is something I haven't seen anybody do in a long time.

14 Try to whisper a pupil next to you

I used to do that, then my teacher moved me (despite my bff Josh was whispering to a kid at that table [(not saying names)] more, no offense to him.) Now there is nobody to talk to. Even worse it was on tech day. But my teacher probably regrets it. As now he is going to try to either move Josh or that other kid. Either way, whether it is the kid or Josh, I will probably beg for one of them (since we are like an art trio) to move to my table just to get in trouble by that teacher. Feel free to skip this if you want. But this was how it defeated the purpose for me.

I'm so good at whispering. That's what I do in History class.

I don't have any wish of talking to the class idiots

15 Wear Makeup

I wouldn't say wearing makeup is weird itself, but when girls break out the big Old Lady Bag with the entire kit and the little prop-up mirror IN CLASS, that's when it's weird!

I never wear make up.
It's pointless

Love makeup and all but it’s just school. I’m not gonna look good to go somewhere I hate

what? we only wear like 3 tons of makeup

16 Stick bubblegum under the desk

Even lab benches aren't always safe. Once in a chemistry lab I made the stupid mistake of accidentally putting my hand under one of the benches, only to find out there was a fresh blob of chewing gum stuck there along with, like, ten more rock-hard ones (who knows how many years they'd been sitting there? )

Our desk has these pipes that make the desk stand but also to keep the top from falling off. I used to stick my finger in the pipe that was under the top of the desk. Why I did it I have no clue but one day I did it and I met gum. I never did it again.

Like the teachers see that gum and they only have so many classes. Some classes may have no one in that seat. It wouldn't be that hard to know you're the one who put it there.

All of the bottoms of the desks are covered in gum, and I keep putting my hands in it. The most I counted in my boredom was about one hundred. Bad!

17 Ask if algebra wouldn't mind if you dated the ex

The worst part is, I probably have done this in the past

Sounds like something I'd say

That IS damn weird.

18 Forget to do homework and lie saying it's at home

Never needed to do this myself but in one of my classes there's these three guys who use this excuse every single time we're due to hand homework in. It baffles me how the teacher's never caught on.

I heard of a funnier one in my old 4th grade class: some kid said his grandma threw away his homework, and I think he was telling the truth. anyhow he got in trouble.

Sometimes it works for my class, depending on the teacher and their mood. Often, the teacher goes on about "NO EXCUSES! "

Do this not a lot of the time. But some people do it every week

19 Ask if you are going to eat pie

I ask that to my religion teacher. *wink wink*

My teacher would do this

20 Start erasing the board

I vandalize it. In my high school some students would draw elephant farts on the board and I would add farts and poop to them XDDD

A strange new craze in my school (')_(')

And vandalize it.

People wrote with a pencil. ON THE WHITEBOARD!

21 Color with a pencil on literally everything

I added this. I do this every day. From folders to tables to paper, anything but my body and clothes. Trust me you do not want to see my math notebook.

I have expensive pencils so I can't afford to unnecessarily waste any of the lead.

Gray crayons have become obsolete.

I do the same

22 Watch a movie

People watch movies in school

23 Take a selfie

But first let me take a-
Teacher: Sit down and stop taking selfies!

What if the teacher joins?

The teachers at my school sometimes take selfies 😂

Lemme take a...
Teacher: no child don't u know I GOTTA JOIN IN

24 Kiss a girl/boy in the hallway

Definitely not something I'd do in a hallway, considering people would make up rumors and people would talk about it for days...

If I ever see that really cute boy from my primary school again, I'll snog him sensless, in a corridor, at the bus park, anywhere.

I'm NEVER kissing anybody at school. Especially since I'm not even interested in dating.

When I was in 2nd grade I used to kiss a boy in the classroom, (I'm an boy too), *sigh*.

25 Take a phone call
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