Top Ten Weirdest Things People Do In School

School is so boring which is why people do weird crap in this place (I literally make lists at school)

The Top Ten

1 Not ask to go to the toliet becase the teacher will complain

One time, my 8th grade science teacher gave us a 30-minute lecture that we should stop asking to go to the bathroom in class

I think everyone does this at least once in their lifetime, haha the feeling of getting rejected by a mean teacher. I have to admit this is very weird though.

In first grade I was raising my hand for like ten minutes. Eventually I wet myself. This happened twice. Stupid teachers.

They complain that you didn't go earlier, but that was because earlier you could hold it in and knew you should do it when you need to.

2 Constantly look at the clock

We just count down the seconds of class until we get to actually do something.

How is this weird? I do it all of the time!

And hope it's lunch, recess or dismissal.

I used to do this when I was in public school but I also used to ask what time it was

3 When the fire alarm starts, go outside, and have some hope and desire that it's a real one and you can go home

Not only do I hope that there is a real fire, but I also hope that the school will burn down when it's too late for some people to leave.

I would probably want my school to get burned down but I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt

I hope my least favorite teacher got tripped so she can burn

Hate me all you want by saying this, but if there's ever a real fire at my school, I want my bullies and least favorite teachers to trip, so they can get burned.

4 Scroll through pages to know how many pages left til there's no room

Say mayonnaise! Police gave me a stern talking to

I can't be the only one who does this. Haha!

Oh I am weird then

I knew I wasn’t the only one

5 Swing your chair

Ok story time:

In like 2nd grade, I was swinging on my my chair when it broke and I hit my mouth on the edge of the table. I had to go to the nurse and I had a massive hole in my lips I felt her finger inside it!

The chairs are connected to the desks here, so I can't. Only the science and art rooms have movable stools, and it's really easy to fall off if you're leaning back, it's happened before many times.

I used to do this with my friends all the time when I was was a miracle none of us ever fell off!

I do this all the time

6 Walk down the hall singing Sexy and I Know it

Then strip down! PARTY!

Hahaaahahaah there was that kid at my school that did that it was so funny (without the striping down)

When this song was new, I was in third grade, and I heard one of the kids singing Sexy and I Know it

If I get 8 likes I''ll do it

7 Secretly chew gum in class

My school allowed gum chewing as long as we didn’t stick out gum anywhere

Do this while taking a test. It makes you smarter.

My Teachers let us chew gum, but we can't make those popping sound when we make a bubble.

Students in my class do that

8 Daydream without knowing it

I did that once. I wasn't thinking at all, but I usually because I'm a girl. And my teacher asked me a question and I probably looked like I was paying no attention, and then I stopped and she said," Hey, what's the answer. And is said," uh... I don't know. Then she called on another person. When I did that I felt weird and stupid and now I laugh at that moment. laugh out loud!

When aren't we daydreaming in school? For me it's usually something like "Oh, my God! Shut up, no one cares about your 'Pretty Little Liars'..." followed by some mildly psychotic violent thoughts that make me laugh and forget about what's annoying me in the first place.

Do this all the time! Mostly while taking a test!

Story of my life

9 Fart

Oh my God! People's farts at my school STINK! One time on the bus, we were going on a field trip, and the most hated kid in the class cut the cheese, and it reeked of mold. I think my nose has stopped working now... Oh no... (Sarcasm)

Right, there is this ugly, fat, sweaty guy in my class, and his farts smell of eggs and poo with corn in it... Sorry if I got an image in your head.

They're good as long as it is my fart.

You guys are overreacting. It's just a tiny smell, and you're screaming over it? You guys are stupid.

10 Instead of bringing it to the pupil, throw the rubber to them

To all Americans out there, we call an eraser a rubber, as opposed to a contraceptive.

We do this all the time. About 5-6 erasers have gone outside the window.

Some kid threw a pen in class, the pen landed at the teacher's feet. The person got a detention or something.

Kids in my class always throw stuff at each other

The Contenders

11 Masturbate

Teacher: Tom can you go get Billy from the bathroom? He has been in there for so long.
Tom: Sure
Tom *enters bathroom"
Tom: Hey dude can you please-
*sounds of masturbation"
Tom: DUDE what

Why would any sane person masturbate in school?

Imagine there being an awkward silence in the classroom, and you hear the sounds of masturbation. This would be very strange.

There was this one kid who masturbated in my English class once...

12 Start a flash mob
13 Pass notes

I have never passed a note , I a good girl :)

You have to be really sneaky to pass notes but just do it on the teachers back


This makes me laugh. I usually text people or even just go call them in the bathroom if it's that urgent. - theOpinionatedOne

There was a love letter that my teacher read out loud once. She embarrassed one of my friends during class.

I troll note passers by shredding their notes.

14 Try to whisper a pupil next to you

I don't have any wish of talking to the class idiots

I'm so good at whispering. That's what I do in History class.

I used to do that,then my teacher moved me(despite my bff Josh was whispering to a kid at that table[(not saying names)] more,no offense to him.)Now there is nobody to talk to.Even worse it was on tech day.But my teacher probably regrets it.As now he is going to try to either move Josh or that other kid.Either way,whether it is the kid or Josh,I will probably beg for one of them(since we are like an art trio)to move to my table just to get in trouble by that teacher.Feel free to skip this if you want.But this was how it defeated the purpose for me.

15 Wear Makeup

I wouldn't say wearing makeup is weird itself, but when girls break out the big Old Lady Bag with the entire kit and the little prop-up mirror IN CLASS, that's when it's weird!

what? we only wear like 3 tons of makeup

I never wear make up.
It's pointless

Love makeup and all but it’s just school. I’m not gonna look good to go somewhere I hate

16 Stick bubblegum under the desk

Even lab benches aren't always safe. Once in a chemistry lab I made the stupid mistake of accidentally putting my hand under one of the benches, only to find out there was a fresh blob of chewing gum stuck there along with, like, ten more rock-hard ones (who knows how many years they'd been sitting there? )

Our desk has these pipes that make the desk stand but also to keep the top from falling off. I used to stick my finger in the pipe that was under the top of the desk. Why I did it I have no clue but one day I did it and I met gum. I never did it again.

Like the teachers see that gum and they only have so many classes. Some classes may have no one in that seat. It wouldn't be that hard to know you're the one who put it there.

All of the bottoms of the desks are covered in gum, and I keep putting my hands in it. The most I counted in my boredom was about one hundred. Bad!

17 Ask if algebra wouldn't mind if you dated the ex

That IS damn weird.

The worst part is, I probably have done this in the past

Sounds like something I'd say

18 Forget to do homework and lie saying it's at home

Never needed to do this myself but in one of my classes there's these three guys who use this excuse every single time we're due to hand homework in. It baffles me how the teacher's never caught on.

Sometimes it works for my class, depending on the teacher and their mood. Often, the teacher goes on about "NO EXCUSES! "

Do this not a lot of the time. But some people do it every week

I do this sometimes.

19 Ask if you are going to eat pie

I ask that to my religion teacher. *wink wink*

My teacher would do this

20 Start erasing the board

A strange new craze in my school (')_(')

And vandalize it.

I vandalize it. In my high school some students would draw elephant farts on the board and I would add farts and poop to them XDDD

People wrote with a pencil. ON THE WHITEBOARD!

21 Color with a pencil on literally everything

I added this. I do this every day. From folders to tables to paper, anything but my body and clothes. Trust me you do not want to see my math notebook.

I have expensive pencils so I can't afford to unnecessarily waste any of the lead.

Gray crayons have become obsolete.

I do the same

22 Watch a movie

People watch movies in school

I relate

23 Kiss a girl/boy in the hallway

Definitely not something I'd do in a hallway, considering people would make up rumors and people would talk about it for days...

I'm NEVER kissing anybody at school. Especially since I'm not even interested in dating.

When I was in 2nd grade I used to kiss a boy in the classroom, (I'm an boy too), *sigh*.

Gross, who kisses in the hallway!

24 Take a phone call
25 Take a selfie

What if the teacher joins?

But first let me take a-
Teacher: Sit down and stop taking selfies!

Lemme take a...
Teacher: no child don't u know I GOTTA JOIN IN

The teachers at my school sometimes take selfies 😂

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