Top Ten Weirdest Things to Say on the Bus
The Top Ten
1 When will we be at the north pole?
Which loony posted this?
2 I know this is sudden but, will you marry me?
I know we've just only met this second, but will you get into bed with me?
Yes! Yes, Bobby! I will!
3 The wheels on the bus go round and round
We all did this in baby school! Goo goo ga ga, where's my boobie milk?!
4 I want my phone call!
I know some kids think school is jail, but...
5 HURRY UP BUS!
Nah, did you know most bus drivers are drunk and will!
This is pretty normal
6 Baby, baby, baby!
7 I like trains. *train hits bus*
8 Oh look! There's a tiger outside!
Nah, they'll all turn around and shoot it.
9 Help me! I'm being impaled by my carrot stick!
Nobody's gonna take that seriously, dude!
10 This is boring
The Contenders
11 I'm knocked up with your kid!
They'll think you're going crazy!
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