Top Ten Weirdest Things to Say to a Limo Driver

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The Top Ten

1 "Can we stop at the Strip club? I need to pick up my husband/wife."

I could just imagine the look on the drivers eyes if he heard this. - nintendofan126

2 "Hurry! I don't wanna miss the Nicki Manaj concert!"

I would throw the tickets out the window and tell him to turn around. - nintendofan126

3 "WHERE'S MY DAMN MOUNTAIN DEW?!?"

I don't even like mountain dew that much. - nintendofan126

4 "Wanna hook up?"

I'm a male. And I'm only attracted towards females. - nintendofan126

5 "You're a horrible driver you know that?"

That's really mean! Who would say this? - nintendofan126

6 "Go Faster Like Sonic!"

Unless the limo is blue, you're not gonna go that fast… - nintendofan126

7 "Oh you're driving? Are you getting ready to play Mario Kart?"

Playing real life Mario kart with a limo? How would that even work? - nintendofan126

8 "Is it possible to drive in your sleep? You take a nap so we can find out"

That's just asking for death. - nintendofan126

9 "Why would I pay you? I though this was a free ride."

That's what I would say if the fee was "1000,000$" - nintendofan126

10 "When will you realize that Xbox is better than PlayStation?"

I like them both. But I would pick Xbox because I've had it longer. But I still like play station. - nintendofan126

The Contenders

11 "Can you stop at McDonald's?"
12 Where is my supersuit?
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