Top Ten Weirdest Things Schools Have Banned

The Top Ten

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Apeerently, engesh is bad in schol fr kids. U ned engesh for lerning in schul (as you can see, I was faking the bad english, because I am a more sophisticated individual since MY school actually taught english).

Ahh... the older than dirt tradition of looking up bad words in the dictionary at school, from the lava age to the mid 2000s it was perfect until recently in which teachers treat 10th graders like kindergartners like showing them clean versions of rap in music class, showing SafeTube on the projector screen and using a "Dictionary for kids ages 6-12".

It has been banned. At least in one school about which I read at the web. The school said they caught their students searching for vulgar and bad words in the dictionary. Pretty weird, but true.

Teacher: we are gonna learn about this flipping word, amateur?
Me: hold the brick up, what the brick is amateur?
Teacher: it is the meaning of someone or something is very unprofessional
Somebody: okay, what is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (actual word)?
Teacher: excuse me, the what the fu-

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They claimed it is offensive to kids with 2 moms despite the fact that some people have 2 dads

My high school special ed teacher FORCED the class to make Father's Day cards

What if some one doesn't have a dad? They'll be left out or upset

What if Father's Day didn't exist when my mum was in school.

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I read recently that the colour red can negatively affect test results. If only I knew this before I got red carpets for my room and a red blanket for my bed.

Um... no they use red pens to correct, they need red pens to see if their wrong or right

I want to cover my teacher in red ink and when I say ink I mean blood

The teachers in my school cover our papers in red or blue ink, LOL.


It's actually banned. Why would they ban tag? I played tag when I was a kid and nothing bad has ever happened to me or any other kid who has played it.

After my school banned this, we started playing Grounders. After my school banned Grounders ( they're eyes are closed and they're on playground equipment? What if they fall! ) we started playing Red Rover. Then they banned that too so now we have nothing to do.

Schools are retarded. Grounders and Red Rover I can understand. But tag? Come on! You're just running around and you have to touch someone else so they become it. (okay that sounds wrong)

Schools: Banning a timeless game that children have been playing for decades all because a few people roughhouse too much.

Great logic.


Schools: Yay, starving children at schools was SUCH a good idea! Plus, money is better than people! Maybe we could make the children do labor and make our staff only get half the pay for TWICE the work!

If kids don't have enough money, sometimes schools deny them food. Also, if those kids already got a lunch, sometimes the teacher makes them THROW IT AWAY. It's so sad cause a lot of kids may be poor and that's the only meal they will get for the day. Teachers obviously want them to either starve to death or suffer from severe malnutrition.

Banning lunch would be enough to convince me that public schools want to mass murder innocent children. I bet the people running the schools worship Hitler and their ultimate goal is to recreate the holocaust.

That's not good. We all need food, so please bring lunch back. It's illegal to deprive us of our food, because then we could all starve to death. If they ban lunch, that makes them wanna kill us.

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One the other hand, some schools ban shirts with bible quotes on them, and saying anything that has to do with religion. If only we could get along. It's a free country

Schools influenced by the FFRF (Freedom FROM Religion Foundation, a hyper-atheist, hyper-Darwinist group) ban Christian phrases yet ban Darwinist shirts?! Hypocrisy of hyper/militant atheists.

I am an atheist, but I can see this being banned, as it could offend some Christian kids.

Who thought that this was Darwin watterson before looking at the replies?


Dancing isn't banned at my school. Heck, my best friend does the robot and the moonwalk all the time in wood shop. At least it's better then the whip nae nae or the dab.

The teachers are just afraid that the students will out-dance them! Chickens!

Honestly, I can understand this, I'm not saying all dances, but many of them are inappropriate

Are the teachers afraid that kids will fall and hurt themselves or something?

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I hate my school uniform, it feels like you are going to school-of-worst-dress-sense. Why can't we just wear a simple jeans and top? Our uniform for girls is, brown check shirt, brown divider skirt, two braids down the sides with ribbons, can you believe it?!? Ribbons! I don't understand what's the point of dress code in school. We are there to study, so teach us and don't interfere with anything else! I can understand banning crop tops, mini skirts and all that revealing crap, but normal clothes!?!? Like, is your brain dead or something!?!?

I understand when it comes to crop tops and blouses but regular clothes? What?! Having to wear school uniforms! Stupid! Wearing itchy and uncomfortable tops and shirts, and putting brains in your hair with ribbons! Ribbons! And I hate braids in MY hair. How stupid to ban regular clothes. Back in my childhood, I was glad my school didn't ban the clothes we wear now. Kids, go to Pettigrew! It's the nicest school!

I understand banning half-shirts and similar, but banning regular clothes! The stupidest thing I've ever heard. On top of that most school uniforms are butt-ugly and I would never be caught DEAD wearing anything a SCHOOL makes me wear. My school never did that but I had a cousin who's did, and I felt SO bad for her. She wasn't allowed to wear any shirt that went down to above her waist.

You're the best school in the city. I have good teachers, nice classmates, but dumb uniform. Once there was a fire alarm and we were standing at more than 50 degrees CELSIUS. I took off my blazer, and guess what? I had to stand away from my friends. I was just trying to avoid sun stroke for god's sake.

Bathroom Stalls

Wow, privacy doesn't exist now in school bathrooms. How wonderful, two middle school kids looking at each other while they take dumps. Wonderful.

OK, l have never been more confused when I thought of this: why the hell would you ban the bathroom stalls? The reason they're even invented is so people can have private times doing you-know-what. Boy, if I went to that school... well, I think I've said enough.

Why do schools ban those. Is it because they're trying to ruin students lives. I mean it's bad enough they ban dancing and regular clothes but bathroom stalls! What has society come to.

People need privacy while using the bathroom, so why did they think it was a good idea to rip off the bathroom stall doors?


Secondary School we have a school break, its not kiddy recess. Its just a break we have in school.

That would suck then kids couldn't play after lunch and the first few classes

This is just an elementary school thing.

That's stupid kids need playtime

The Newcomers

? Soda

I was not allowed to drink pop at school in elementary and junior high, and in elementary they took out the pop vending machines

The Contenders

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What the hell, you can't even see the socks if you wear pants of have short socks! Plus, it seems like schools want to force you into American culture like pRiDE iN oNLy aMeRIcA.

My school has a whole uniform, including special socks but I wish I could wear lunala socks

They're telling us what socks to wear? What's happening to schools?

This is a truly bizarre thing to ban. But it happened.

Best Friends

They banned it because other students might feel bad. The way people have to not offend anybody and be nice all the time is just dumb. You can hardly say or do anything now without offending some prick.

This is the best thing about school! What cruel and undesirable school would ban this?

That's just cruel... I guess some schools don't want friendship to be real..

That would be the worst then how can we have close friends

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I gotta say, this is the stupidest ban I've ever heard in my life. My high school has fully wooden floors with tile that cracks every time someone steps on them, so this would be uncomfortable to sit on the floor. Also, my school was built in 1898 so it's very old. Who is with me on my opinion?!

Your school probably isn't up to earthquake code if the floor cracks like that! Get out of there!

That would be the worst it would be uncomfortable to sit on the floor

Sure, just let me sit on the cabinets instead

What do I sit on then? The desk? The floor?

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This goes for all other holiday related things, but some schools have people who are Jehovah's witnesses, which is a religion where they don't celebrate holidays. They do other stuff, to, but that's not very important for this matter. I go to school with a girl who's a Jehovah's witness, and she's really nice.

This would suck if they did then you may not know when it's your friends birthday

Celebrate my birthday or else your dead school

Good thing my birthday's in August.

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Teenagers these days are consuming alarming rates of spicy foods, which can harm your digestive system. Regularly, people are being sent to the hospital for these kinds of problems. Sure, some hot food is good, but if that's the only thing you eat, well that's a problem.

Cheetos often get a bad rap, but Flaming Hot Cheetos are apparently the biggest culprit. With their dangerous heat and alarming red color, no school cafeteria is safe. (Source: The Huffington Post)

Why would they ban a silly thing like that that's really weird that's like banning food

My little cousin says that her school sells them in the cafeteria

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Once I went to daycare during the summer, and I brought my Pokemon cards to with me. Other kids brought theirs too, and we all started to play. When a teacher came in she told us to put away the cards, and that we weren't allowed to have them. That partiicular daycare also wouldn't have any teachers let us watch the show or play the video games either. Most teachers didn't even have to be told the rules about Pokemon because they were against it anyway.

They were banned at MY school because someone dropped one and someone else picked it up. Then the teacher gave us a lecture about stealing other people's things and talked to the principle. After that we snuck them in and we never got caught.

In elementary school, Pokemon was very big and everybody brought Pokemon cards to school. Even the popular kids! Anyways the principal banned them. Then Beyblade was popular and then it got banned!

Everybody in my first grade were bringing Pokemon cards until the teachers banned them, along with Silly Bands. WE all tried to sneak them into class and trade while doing assignments.

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Why is this banned? I have a bunch of One Direction and Big Time Rush shirts I wear to school every day and my friends love them

Even if the songs have bad words, there's a kid in English who wears a deadpool shirt all the time, which is R, and he doesn't get in trouble! Yes, I know some band shirt have gore and stuff on it but not every band!

What if they need to tell their mom or dad maybe family member something, or what if two people are alone and one of them is having a medical emergency but they can't take out their phones then that person has to just stare at that person... think about it

I can understand if its for some of the more obscure metal bands like the ones I listen to, like Cannibal Corpse etc because of the graphic nature of their merchandise, but for them to ban band shirts outright is just too much.

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I'm that guy that said yay no art but I have to suffer and I'm glad It's summer

That would suck if they banned art class.

Yay I hate art


Bake Sales

It's a way students make money for charities, fundraisers, and other good causes.

How you know if someone didn't poison your food or let a dog lick their spoon lol

Bake sales are nice it would suck if they got banned

What's wrong with these? They're for charity.

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The school that had banned Christmas had probably Ebeneezer Scrooge or The Grinch as the Principal. Or the Principal might be even worser than the guys I mentioned!

Gee, the principal or the school board must have been a real Scrooge or Grinch to ban something like this.

Christmas is the best time of the year! Why would anyone bank Christmas? That's weird!

Probably due to different religions and things, because not everyone celebrates Christmas...

Your not in school for Christmas.

The Word "Meep"

Two words: the cuss? (Dialga king is my name even though I don't have a account)

I automatically thought of meep from phineas and ferb

Whatever, I'm going to say Meap instead as an excuse.

"Meep" is a similar form of "Meap". Meap is from Phineas & Ferb.

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South Park is a good show, but I'm surprised it's ran for how long it has since it's very inappropriate. Makes Family Guy look like a baby show.

Generally, you would have to be 15 or 16 to watch that show because of it's inappropriate content. So you can't walk around wearing that if you're in elementary or middle school.

I once saw a South Park clothing item at Clear Creek High School (while getting dressed) and asked the principal to remove the item.

I can understand because SP is for a mature audience and I guess the teachers don't want little kids to get the big idea..

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Liberal: You see, the flag that represents the land of the free is a symbol of white supremacy. Because that makes sense.

What's next? They're going to ban the pledge or the national anthem? How stupid can schools get with banning things?

They chose to ban the American flag because it would offend minorities? How is it offensive to them? How?

That's disrespectful to America. Why would the teachers ban that?

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What on earth did Air Jordans do to the principal?

A kid threw them at his principal and he suddenly became triggered.

this is just ridiculous smh

The Words "Mom" and "Dad"

I think it's because girls are calling grown men daddy

This is getting weirder by the minute...

This list is getting weirder and weirder...

This rule is stupid

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