Top Ten Weirdest Things Schools Have BannedKiteretsunu
The Top Ten
This didn't get banned in my school, they did have dictionaries in my school - trains45
It has been banned. At least in one school about which I read at the web. The school said they caught their students searching for vulgar and bad words in the dictionary. Pretty weird, but true. - Kiteretsunu
I think they banned these because kids were looking up inappropriate words in the dictionary
WE NEED IT BECAUSE WE NEED TO SPELL THE WORDS CORRECTLY SO WE WONT PISS OF THE TEACHERS. AND NO, I'm NOT SORRY THAT I'm SPELLING IN CAPITALS/CAPS AND I'm NOT ANGRY
Yea thanks dad for getting drunk and divorced - willow
What if some one doesn't have a dad? They'll be left out or upset
Fathers Day is in summer! - EpicJake
Lmfao but they don't ban mothers day cards what
My school always used red pens for marking - trains45
My primary school did this,its "bad luck "apparently or" its rude ". It's a PEN. What bad luck is there in ink?
I read recently that the colour red can negatively affect test results. If only I knew this before I got red carpets for my room and a red blanket for my bed. - PositronWildhawk
Banning lunch would be enough to convince me that public schools want to mass murder innocent children. I bet the people running the schools worship Hitler and their ultimate goal is to recreate the holocaust. - shadomatrix
Banning lunch would be bad, kids need a time to eat - trains45
@Dovewing3030-Unfortunately yes they do. It's called lunch shaming.
"Some school in North Korea maybe"
This happens in the US.
They banned this because kids starting pushing kids a little too hard and they fell - Yoshidude
It's actually banned. Why would they ban tag? I played tag when I was a kid and nothing bad has ever happened to me or any other kid who has played it. - MrColgate
Now there's Air Tag, where you play tag without touching eachother. You simply point to the person you want to tag.
Nowadays playgrounds are inconsistent, they "trust" the news team (which always shows news about topics people think is important like ROBLOX, Minecraft, Princess Diana and Murder Mysteries) to petition the graffiti (which only happens when they need filler) and keep the big "F**K YOU" Text on the other side of the rock wall until the said news team comes, but ban tag because of germs, I have touched over 9000 (sorry for the DBZ joke) people in my lifetime, AND I'M ONLY 13, so what's the problem, so after they banned the TGRR (Tag, Grounders, Red Rover) kids just get bored and teens do not get a positive role model (unlike the teachers micro-brain thinks) but just the only thing to do other than sliding (which they are bored of) and talking (also bored of) is to take out their huge Sharpie, aka Paint Brush, and write another big "F**K YOU" on said spot. THE END. - Maddox121
It's not Darwin Watterson. It's actually Charles Darwin. - Kiteretsunu
Charles Darwin, Not Darwin Watterson. - aarond09
One the other hand, some schools ban shirts with bible quotes on them, and saying anything that has to do with religion. If only we could get along. It's a free country - ethanmeinster
Sees this. Me: whaa? I like Darwin waters- oh
At least it never happened in my school time - trains45
Why the heck can't we wear regular clothes in schools!? I'm so tired of wearing the idiotic school uniform! Dammit! - PlatinumTheHitgirl
Yeah my uniform has a very uncomfortable jumper and trousers - which hardly fit me! (I work out by the way) - sryanbruen
Expensive and a waste of time
I hate school uniform as mines green the worst colour in the world
The teachers are just afraid that the students will out-dance them! Chickens! - NerdyPweeps
I HATE FORTNITE BUT I DO THE FLOSS JUST FOR FUN. AND I'm ALSO THAT CAPITAL/CAP KID WHO IS NOT SORRY OR ANGRY FOR USING CAPITALS THAT APPEARED IN NUMBER 1 DICTIONARY
Stupid, but they probably just don't want a bunch of kids twerking. (that's all they do anymore)
I do Fortnite dances - sadical
This would be the worst no privacy when taking a dump - trains45
Oh my goodness this can't be happening
So does that mean people can watch you using the toilet EW - Bobomate
They're all out in the open now, because of "stuff"
This is a truly bizarre thing to ban. But it happened. - PositronWildhawk
What is wrong with Pokemon socks? - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
What good would banning Pokemon socks do - Gamer4life
NO! Pokemon is awesome and should be allowed anything. - letdot52
Fun fact,kids need at least 1 hour of playtime.
That's stupid kids need playtime
This is just an elementary school thing. - JoeBoi
Secondary School we have a school break, its not kiddy recess. Its just a break we have in school.
My school banned them. -CandyBlood13
In 4th grade My teacher banned them because this kid was throwing a fit in front of the whole class because he made a bad pokemon trade the whole class laughed at him including me
My school did not ban it
They were banned at MY school because someone dropped one and someone else picked it up. Then the teacher gave us a lecture about stealing other people's things and talked to the principle. After that we snuck them in and we never got caught.
Teenagers these days are consuming alarming rates of spicy foods, which can harm your digestive system. Regularly, people are being sent to the hospital for these kinds of problems. Sure, some hot food is good, but if that's the only thing you eat, well that's a problem.
My little cousin says that her school sells them in the cafeteria
IF THIS HAPPENED I WOULD DIE - sadical
Cheetos often get a bad rap, but Flaming Hot Cheetos are apparently the biggest culprit. With their dangerous heat and alarming red color, no school cafeteria is safe. (Source: The Huffington Post) - Kiteretsunu
We are allow to have best friends
This is a lie, and if it isn't, I'm homeschooling.
I wonder what Twilight would think of this. - shadomatrix
What would be considered best friends though?
I feel feel bad for you guys
Sorry dr king - willow
This goes for all other holiday related things, but some schools have people who are Jehovah's witnesses, which is a religion where they don't celebrate holidays. They do other stuff, to, but that's not very important for this matter. I go to school with a girl who's a Jehovah's witness, and she's really nice.
Good thing my birthday's in August. - Cyri
I can understand if its for some of the more obscure metal bands like the ones I listen to, like Cannibal Corpse etc because of the graphic nature of their merchandise, but for them to ban band shirts outright is just too much. - emeraldfennekin
If my school banned band shirts, I wouldn't have a wardrobe. - Plonderss
They said I'm not allowed to wear megadeth shirts. Rip - danimey
A school banned Marilyn Manson shirts. I know worst thing ever.
How you know if someone didn't poison your food or let a dog lick their spoon lol - Bobomate
There jealous that people would rather give money to a cancer research instead of a fundraiser for the shcool to waste on break room coffee and chalk
What's wrong with these? They're for charity.
It's a way students make money for charities, fundraisers, and other good causes. - Connor360
I automatically thought of meep from phineas and ferb
ThEy ReALeY mUsT haTe MeeP ciTY!
What if you was playing Roblox in the playground? You can’t play Meep City! - Carly19781
This has no meaning whatsoever. ITS JUST A WORD LIKE - LAURENRL
It's so simple just sit on the air or something,its actually really comfortable
OK this list is getting pretty weird now...
What do I sit on then? The desk? The floor? - 3DG20
Where do I sit then? On the hard floor?
that's sad - willow
I'm that guy that said yay no art but I have to suffer and I'm glad It's summer
Yay I hate art
What HOW HOW JUST HOW SCHOOLS ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE ART WHAT THE HELL - venomouskillingmachine
South Park is a good show, but I'm surprised it's ran for how long it has since it's very inappropriate. Makes Family Guy look like a baby show. - shadomatrix
well duh - willow
Generally, you would have to be 15 or 16 to watch that show because of it's inappropriate content. So you can't walk around wearing that if you're in elementary or middle school. - JoeBoi
Lmao really? My teachers know I love South Park and they think it’s cool. Why would they ban these T-shirts but not the revealing crop tops the girls wear? It does make sense for elementary school kids but for late middle school and high school..really? - Limeyy
Kids need presents
Your not in school for Christmas. - The_Random_Content_Guy
Christmas is the best time of the year! Why would anyone bank Christmas? That's weird!
Probably due to different religions and things, because not everyone celebrates Christmas... - Deer4Life
The school that had banned Christmas had probably Ebeneezer Scrooge or The Grinch as the Principal. Or the Principal might be even worser than the guys I mentioned! - HowToTrainYourDragonFan1001
The why does every classroom has one?
Liberal: You see, the flag that represents the land of the free is a symbol of white supremacy. Because that makes sense.
A school in California banned clothing with the American flag on it because the hispanic kids felt "threatened" - ryanrimmel
They chose to ban the American flag because it would offend minorities? How is it offensive to them? How? - JoeBoi
What on earth did Air Jordans do to the principal?
A kid threw them at his principal and he suddenly became triggered. - AlphaQ
This list is getting weirder and weirder... - KingSlayer93316
Umm, why? - RogerMcBaloney
MOM AND DAD NOW GIMME A DETENTION IDIOTS
This rule is stupid - Th3Zm0nst3r
Welp, the First Amendment was just thrown out the window - KingSlayer93316
FREEDOM OF SPEECH MY DUDES - willow
What if the teacher asked a question - sadical
This list is getting weirder and weirder - Carly19781
Gonna happen anyways - willow
They usually ban them unless the kid invites every single kid in the class to their party.
Tell me... WHO TF BANS BIRTHDAY PARTY INVITATIONS?
I think in grade 2 or 1 I brought in a comic book then my teacher said "read a real book" I mean...what!?!?!?
INVITE ME HERE PLEASE - willow
Yes s best rule
Isn’t that how kids learn in the first place? If you ban books, then how are students going to learn? - KingSlayer93316
I had this rule in middle shool
we had to use cheap string bags instead because
backpacks hide guns? so can everything else stupid. - willow
Okay, hold on. You're telling me that schools, which mind you, give tons of textbooks, papers and other supplies are not allowing students to carry a bag to put their supplies in? Umm okay... - emeraldfennekin
My high school special ed teacher would not allow her class to have backpacks in her homeroom
In the 6th grade, the school tried to institute uniformed backpacks. They weren't even backpacks, they were poorly made drawstring bags. By the way, we had to take all of our material home with us everyday.
When I was in 4th grade, whenever someone said "what the" they had to run a whole mile around the track. Stupid teachers
In my school someone said "what the" in class and the teacher told them to not say that. Another time most of the boys in the class said "deez nuts" all at the same time and the teacher didn't say anything. School makes no sense. - Imreallyboredrightnow
They banned in my P.E. class. - The_Random_Content_Guy
Two very common words in the English language and some adult in some school thinks that they're words of the heathens and blasphemers. Seriously? - NuMetalManiak
Those deformed donkeys deserved to get banned
My little pony: detention is magic.
I am on the boys side gumball. - Ilovestephanie
I remembered that I watched the news and they said they the principal from the school putted an boy in detention JUST BECAUSE HE HAD AN MLP BACKPACK!, they even bullied the poor guy, many people in internet are on the boy's side, and the boy even made an Kickstarter campaing so he could bring his backpack again. - GumballWatterson
I remember when they were popular - Yoshiandaglover
They were made to help disabled kids pay attention in class and a bunch of people who don't need them played with them. If you didn't need a fidget spinner in class but you used one anyways that was cruel. But thank you because the noise of them hurts my ears - HelloUniverse
Yeah, I had one that made this annoying sound. Only disabled kids should be able to use this. - Deer4Life
What where these again? - myusernameisthis
Forget about fidget spinners, they suck now. - JoeBoi
The administration must be on drugs or something. - Cyri
Makes sence here - willow
This makes sense
We shouldn't joke about or talk about drugs anyway, because drugs are illegal. - PhilTheCorgi
NO! NOT THE FRIES! - RogerMcBaloney
My high school used to serve French fries but they discontinued that in my junior or senior year I think?
"They're unhealthy so there's nothing wrong with banning them - Bobomatenew" shut up gay vegan
They're unhealthy so there's nothing wrong with banning them - Bobomate
Any food can become unhealthy if you have too much of them. Banning french fries is a bit too much, at least allow the kid to make a choice. - Deer4Life
Jojo should go here - willow
Jojo Siwa is a bad signer, so her bows should be banned. - Videogamesgal
Jojo Siwa (a crappy singer) would be mad if she found out about this - Lunala
Like the hair decoration or the old form of weapon?
What about pistol - willow
Is Trigun (anime) allowed in school?
Oh yeah, think about school shootings. - JoeBoi
It depends. Once in high school in a government class we had to draw pictures on the Amendments in the Bill of Rights. For the 2nd amendment I drew a gun and I didn't get in trouble for it. The same thing goes for the rest of the class.
I remember when my mom got mad at me for saying "Jesus Christ" lol - Crizz
I HAVE THE FREEDOM OF RELIGION - willow
When I was in Senior Infants (Kindergarten for y'all Americans) I was in church for some kind of dumb mass. I wasn't allowed to say Jesus at home, so I decided if I was in church it was acceptable.
So, I screamed "JESUS! " at the top of my lungs in the middle of the mass.
Surprised I didn't get a detention or at least extra homework for that.
I remember back in Grade 5, I literally got in trouble for saying that.
I got my beanie hat taken away once because I was wearing it in class. The teacher said it was "disrespectful." How is wearing a hat disrespectful?
No hoods in my school but hats in the summer are fine.
My school won't even let you wear ANY type of clothing on your head! Hoods, hats, beanies, tinfoil, everything! All because they think it's disrespectful. Apparently my school is full of hillbillies who are still living in 1910 - SirSkeletorThe3rd
My school banned hats AND beanies. That is stupid. "There are gangs in the area" yeah right. - Pegasister12
The only gangs in our school area is the hillbillies who live in the trailer park next to school - SirSkeletorThe3rd
It's not like they'll sniff your armpits, I could easily get away with this one.
My last school would send letters home to people that didn't wear deodorant lmao - Bobomate
This is a stupid ban, because if you don't wear deodorant, you will stink. - PhilTheCorgi
So we what, go stinky all day especially for kids in marching band, gym, and athletics? - SirSkeletorThe3rd
Eh, this one isn't stupid. The idiots in my grade would probably be sitting around on their phones all day if it weren't for the fact that they're banned. We're allowed them in the mornings and after all classes are over anyway, and I'm pretty sure they'd let us use them in an emergency. - Thevideogameboy
well duh - willow
My school banned it this year because some kids don’t know how to mute their phone so we have to keep phones in our lockers but some people (including me) just put it in our pockets or binders lmao - Limeyy
In my school they even banned mp3 players and anything to do with music they really hate us
They are life - willow
Why! - Bobomate
This is weird because sugar and energy are as important as vitamins and iron, there was a kid that was kicked out of his primary school because he had a chocolate bar, an apple, mini cheddar and some other food I don't remember, anyway this kid was underweight and his lunch is literally the most healthy lunch I've ever seen, even his lunch was healthier than school dinners - Harri666
My school doesn't mind what you eat. - Lunala
That's a sad story Harri666. - funnyuser
They banned sweets in my old school, stupid, my new school doesn't ban Rainbow Looms, Chocolate Bars, iPhones. :D
Yea the boys will get DIStrACteD - willow
How are tank tops bad? - 906389
My school has done this. But kids in my school still wear tank top though. - EpicJake
In my school tank tops are only banned for boys - NicholasYellow
Perfectly reasonable. - Cyri
duh - willow
Well, this is understandable because it’s a symbol of racism. - JoeBoi
The confederate flag has evolved into a hate symbol and should be banned
That's the dumbest thing I've seen on this list so far. Why ban high fives? - RogerMcBaloney
Germs? sickness is they only reasoning behind this - willow
School gets closed if it snows witch is rare where I live - willow
We were not allowed to even GO NEAR IT
I got in trouble for touching snow. Its stupid!
We aren't even allowed out in the snow at my school! never mind having snowball fights. - LAURENRL
I would want to go to that school (if I was still in school though) - KingSlayer93316
Can I go to this school - willow
I would like this cause I hate getting my picture taken - sadical
School banned dragon ball manga - wyanut122
My school banned nothing so yay
Didn't happen for me. There's an anime club at my school. It was fun! - HelloUniverse
I mean I can kinda understand I guess but not very anime has hentai...
How can you ban computers?
Please happen atmy school - willow
If this happened, I would die of happiness - sadical
Banning gym is taking it too far. As much as I hate PE, people should have the choice to go to gym.
As much as I hate gym, why would it be banned? - AliciaMae