Weirdest Things Ever Stolen

Misfire
Here is a list of some of the strangest things ever stolen over the years, which could make you question what this world has come to.

The Top Ten

1 5,000+ jars of Nutella 5,000+ jars of Nutella

That was probably my evil twin brother form a parallel universe. - TriggerTrashKid

How does one manage to get away with stealing that many? - Randomator

I'd steal all those

I'd do that. Nice list. - Luckys

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2 Beach sand Beach sand

An estimation of around 500 truck-loads of sand, which is believed to have been sold to rival resorts, vanished from a Coral Spring beach in Jamaica. Over the months, no arrests were made nor is there sign of sand. - Misfire

That’s weird. Beach sand of all things? - Randomator

3 Bull semen Bull semen

In 1989, $10,000 worth of frozen bull semen and embryos were stolen from the California Polytechnic University. The embryos were later found, but the semen was never located.
Years later in early 2016, three tanks of bull semen worth of $50,000 had also been stolen out of a truck parked in Turlock, California, but these, unfortunately, has also never been recovered. - Misfire

I don't really want to think about why they might have stolen this - SirSheep

Why would anyone want that?! - BorisRule

What!? That's so gross!

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4 Inflatable gorilla Inflatable gorilla

Mom can I have an inflatable gorilla for Christmas? :< - CrypticMemory

A 350-pound inflatable gorilla anchored on a roof had been taken in 2010. No one was ever caught for this theft, but it is believed a number of people may have stolen it due to the large size of the item. - Misfire

Um I have a lot of questions about this - Randomator

I hear the word "inflatable" and choose not to think further - TwilightKitsune

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5 A condom machine A condom machine

Keith Bradford stole a condom machine off the wall in the toilet of a pub in 1994, carrying it as he walked his way home. The man was so drunk that he didn't notice that police followed him on his way. - Misfire

Why would there be a condom machine in public? I don’t get it. - Randomator

6 300 manhole covers 300 manhole covers

Those people must have been dedicated. - Randomator

In Los Angeles back in 1990, manholes all over the entire area had been stolen. The two culprits were later caught when police found them selling the covers to scrap-material dealers. - Misfire

But... Why?! - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy

7 A 10-ton steel bridge A 10-ton steel bridge

In 2012, a group of metal scrappers stole a 10-ton steel bridge, claiming that they have been hired to take it down. According to a Railways spokesman, the theft was worth millions. The bridge hasn't been returned since, and it is believed that the thieves sold it for scrap metal. - Misfire

How did they do this? - Randomator

Umm how?! That is amazing! - 2storm

Seems difficult to steal - SirSheep

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8 Fake bison testicles Fake bison testicles

As part of an event held in Edmonton, Canada back in 2001, the city made bison statues painted in the colors of the flags represented in championships. However, 20 of the statues' private parts were snatched for whatever reason. What do you plan to do with THESE? - Misfire

Okay uh... - Randomator

Wow um - BananaBrain

9 A cabin A cabin

A couple went out to their cabin, only to find it completely missing. In addition, even the furniture and camping gear inside have been stolen, and all that is left are the concrete blocks the cabin was standing on. - Misfire

First of all how? Second of all why? - Randomator

A kids' Little Tikes cabin would be much easier to steal

10 Disney Stuffed Animals Disney Stuffed Animals

Either this person has a stuffed animal fetish or really likes a certain character - Randomator

I would steal Hercules plushes

Was it Disney1994? - Userguy44

The Contenders

11 Buttons Buttons

A woman stole $305 worth of buttons from a department store off of some clothes in Miami back in 1992. It later turned out that the woman was Felicidad Noriega, the wife of Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega. - Misfire

12 Dragon Ball Z Toys Dragon Ball Z Toys
13 Butter Bars Butter Bars

Why does that image look tasty- - IceFoxPlayz

14 A Glacier A Glacier

In 2012, a entrepreneur from Chile, armed with a refrigerated truck, stole 5 tons of ice to make into "Designer Ice Cubes".

15 Emperor Penguins Emperor Penguins The emperor penguin is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica.

In 2011, SeaWorld stole baby emperor penguins for their exhibit, yet emperor penguins are known for being dedicated caretakers and this must've been </3 for their parents'.
It's penguin napping and SeaWorld haven't been arrested since. - Gregory

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