Top Ten Weirdest Things to Unexpectedly Ejaculate

The Top Ten

1 Blood

2 Sulfuric Acid

3 Feces

4 Liquid Cyanide

That sounds like a great way to kill someone unexpectedly. That is, if it doesn't kill you first!

5 Body Wash

6 Green Goo

7 Grease

8 Shampoo

9 Hand Soap

10 Toothpaste

The Contenders

11 Urine

12 Oil

13 Mysterious Green Goo

14 Pollen

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