Weirdest Yahoo Answers Questions Related to Farting

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"Every time I fart I have urges to smell it. I try to keep it a secret, but it's very hard to.

I usually cup my farts and throw them at my nose, and even gone as far as farting on my bare hand so the smell stays for awhile.

Any advice to get rid of my problem?

As a child I was forced to smell my father's farts. One day we were on an elevator and had to go up to the 63rd floor and he passed gas around the 15th floor."

Its normal happens to me as well. I don't know but why but I always do it. It may be disgusting to other because its not their fart, however if it where they would yuck at it.

Haha I'm in FART heaven! My mother would have a fit if I flatulated in public - it's "most unladylike" I have to admit that without the nearness of my mother, I have accidentally let out the odd one... Sorry...

Should I call it a myth or prank but this is one of the most asked questions at yahoo answers.

Clearly, girls don't go and answer those questions.

Is it ignorance or too much fan boying/girling?

they farts but you can't see them farting

A creative question full of smell.

Best question about farting... Ever!

Everyone would die of suffocation

This is a good question actually

Well, it never always happens with me. In fact it rarely happens with me.

I'm a lady and sometimes I fart while I'm peeing, too!

Yes and then your fart will turn into poop.

Solid gold poop none the less

Yes, and it will kill you

Talk about training in farting.

Just let it all out 1 bubble at a time.

This more likely question

I saw a friend do this once. The dog rushed crazily all around the ground and didn't want to get close to my friend. I hate animal cruelty!

Well, if the dog bites you, don't come to me.

Yeah, very normal thing to do with your dog.

Because of the thrust, like in an space rocket

Full question:
I was at the beach and some random dog started smelling my butt. I then let out the loudest, nastiest fart I could right in its face. It was running around and looked quite traumatized. Did I go too far?

I wasn't exact, but that's all the details.

Wow. I used to do that. Until my dog died of smelling too much.

No, I do it all of the time.

I don't know ask the dog

This guy has a golden fart. Everyone at the yahoo answers answered like this "Please fart in my mouth."

At least they smell better than rotten egg farts

Duh. It smells like the last food you have eaten.

I am a man but I know that women don't fart, my girlfriend hasn't farted once the whole relationship

What the heck? Both men and women fart!

NO Men pass gas or poot and WOMEN fart. The stupidest question and answer ever.

And that's the death of humanity

I'm a lady and my farts smell bad sometimes

Yes, in fact it is recommended

Only if you're a fart smeller

No, Women don't fart

Yes, everyone farts in their sleep even you.