Weirdest Yahoo Answers Questions Related to FartingKiteretsunu So farting is a hot topic at the Yahoo answers, I've chosen some of the weirdest of them.
The Top Ten
THIS IS THE FULL QUESTION:
"Every time I fart I have urges to smell it. I try to keep it a secret, but it's very hard to.
I usually cup my farts and throw them at my nose, and even gone as far as farting on my bare hand so the smell stays for awhile.
Any advice to get rid of my problem?
As a child I was forced to smell my father's farts. One day we were on an elevator and had to go up to the 63rd floor and he passed gas around the 15th floor." - Kiteretsunu
Because it's your personal view on things. - PositronWildhawk
Its normal happens to me as well. I don't know but why but I always do it. It may be disgusting to other because its not their fart, however if it where they would yuck at it.
Because your farts "smell like flowers". - 7357V 5 Comments
Haha I'm in FART heaven! My mother would have a fit if I flatulated in public - it's "most unladylike" I have to admit that without the nearness of my mother, I have accidentally let out the odd one... Sorry... - Britgirl
Should I call it a myth or prank but this is one of the most asked questions at yahoo answers. - Kiteretsunu
Clearly, girls don't go and answer those questions. - Minecraftcrazy530
Ye- *Farts* - 3DG20V 1 Comment
Is it ignorance or too much fan boying/girling? - Kiteretsunu
Um, I'm pretty sure they do... - RockFashionista
With a lot of training. - Anton110
They do. They fart money when the cameras aren’t on them. - 3DG20
A creative question full of smell. - Kiteretsunu
Best question about farting... Ever!
This is a good question actually
There would be a lot of farting. - 3DG20V 2 Comments
Yes and then your fart will turn into poop.
Solid gold poop none the less
Yes, and it will kill you - Anton110
Talk about training in farting. - Kiteretsunu
This more likely question
Don't fart - Anton110
Well, it never always happens with me. In fact it rarely happens with me. - Kiteretsunu
I saw a friend do this once. The dog rushed crazily all around the ground and didn't want to get close to my friend. I hate animal cruelty! - keyson
Well, if the dog bites you, don't come to me. - Kiteretsunu
Yeah, very normal thing to do with your dog. - Anton110
Yes, but be careful the dog doesn’t bite you there. - 3DG20
So the chair doesn't smell.
This is so really funny, Ksunu! Enjoyed this list! :0 - HezarioSeth
Because of the thrust, like in an space rocket - Anton110
Cus if they don't they will inflate like a balloon and explode
I was at the beach and some random dog started smelling my butt. I then let out the loudest, nastiest fart I could right in its face. It was running around and looked quite traumatized. Did I go too far?
I wasn't exact, but that's all the details.
Wow. I used to do that. Until my dog died of smelling too much.
I don't know ask the dog
No, I do it all of the time. - 3DG20V 1 Comment
And that's the death of humanity
This guy has a golden fart. Everyone at the yahoo answers answered like this "Please fart in my mouth." - Kiteretsunu
What the heck? Both men and women fart! - Minecraftcrazy530
They mean the same thing
NO Men pass gas or poot and WOMEN fart. The stupidest question and answer ever. - funnyuser
LET ME TELL OYU, HONEY. I'm A LADY, AND I don't "POOT" I HARDCORE FART. I LOVE FARTING AND THE SMELL OF THEM.
Yes, in fact it is recommended
Only if you're a fart smeller
Only some people.
Not at a- *Farts* uh... That was thunder. - 3DG20
No, I'm a robot from Apple - Anton110
Yes I fart
Yes, I do it when I go to school. - 3DG20
Yes, everyone farts in their sleep even you. - AaronCoolness
Only if he isn't awake
Yes, as long as it doesn’t stink. - 3DG20
Yeh, they’re called love farts. c: - 3DG20
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2. Why do I like the smell of my own fart?
3. How come famous people dont fart?