Weirdest Yahoo Answers Questions Related to PetsSadly the trolls don't even leave out the pet animals.
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Depends on how you're training it. - Kiteretsunu
I make my cat do the kitty dance and he loves it! He gets so excited and digs his claws deep in me with happiness.
Which kind of dance is it? - DogsUnleashed
Just play a beautiful tune with your guitar, I guess. - Kiteretsunu
Shibas dance, too!
Oh! Mine can sing too! - Kiteretsunu
Some of the items on the top and bottom of this list are SO funny! This Q. is so crazy haha... I really liked this list, Kiteret... As Posron would say, "Hilarioso! "
Waiting for more... - HezarioSeth
I'll answer after you learn how to read. - Kiteretsunu
Pretty sure that this should be #1
My dog cannot do anything because I don't have a dog - leah2006
Nope. But he can play piano. - Kiteretsunu
Yep and he’s surely going to become the next guitar legend. - 3DG20
Oh really?! Do you have a Pegasus too?
That's wonderful, why you should be scared. - Kiteretsunu
Because it's its nature. Nothing peculiar. It is as if saying why we dance on music. - Kiteretsunu
I don't know. I don't have a cat - Kiteretsunu
Cats can't fly, only pigs can
Huskies can talk
Well they technically do but not in the way we talk to each other. More in facial gestures.
You must be watching Martha Speaks if you even have that idea in your mind. - Minecraftcrazy530
Are you sure its not your girlfriend bro
No, not mine. Or maybe he is so smart that I can't understand how he solves a problem. - Kiteretsunu
This would be an interesting one to put into effect. - PositronWildhawk
No, not mine he can even barley sit when we tell them. - funnyuser
Me: Mom, I want a Shiba Inu
Mom: you want dog, you need to get your own house. No dogs in my house!
Just sing 'worth it' by fifth harmony in front of your parent
Say to them you need it for show and tell
First eat bacon.
Next explode the universe.
Finally ask Harry Potter if he can pizza.
And it was asked thrice, no less. First in December 2018, then March, and then again in August. - KalloFox34