Weirdest Yahoo Answers Questions Related to Pets

Kiteretsunu
Sadly the trolls don't even leave out the pet animals.

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1 Is making a cat dance considered animal abuse?

Depends on how you're training it. - Kiteretsunu

I make my cat do the kitty dance and he loves it! He gets so excited and digs his claws deep in me with happiness.

Which kind of dance is it? - DogsUnleashed

No cats love dancing - lovingicecreams

2 How can i make my dog dance better and properly?

Just play a beautiful tune with your guitar, I guess. - Kiteretsunu

Teach your dog to listen to music - lovingicecreams

3 Why does my dog dance?

Oh! Mine can sing too! - Kiteretsunu

Because the dog likes to dance - lovingicecreams

Some of the items on the top and bottom of this list are SO funny! This Q. is so crazy haha... I really liked this list, Kiteret... As Posron would say, "Hilarioso! "
Waiting for more... - HezarioSeth

4 I am a dog and want to walk two legs. Give me suggestion on how can walk with two legs with ease?

I'll answer after you learn how to read. - Kiteretsunu

Pretty sure that this should be #1

Well... I don't know - lovingicecreams

5 My dog can fly! Scared?

Oh really?! Do you have a Pegasus too?

That's wonderful, why you should be scared. - Kiteretsunu

Cool. My fish can breathe fire. How's that? - FireWasp2004

You should be proud of your dog - lovingicecreams

6 Why does my dog do a poo dance?

Because it's its nature. Nothing peculiar. It is as if saying why we dance on music. - Kiteretsunu

7 Can your dog play guitar?

Yes, my dog always break a guitar so I think my dog can become a famous guitarist (i don't have a dog to be honest I'm just joking) - lovingicecreams

My dog cannot do anything because I don't have a dog - leah2006

Nope. But he can play piano. - Kiteretsunu

Yeah. She plays the guitar like Slash do - FireWasp2004

8 How do cats fly?

I don't know. I don't have a cat - Kiteretsunu

Cats can't fly, only pigs can

Put a wing on that cat - lovingicecreams

9 My dog talks to me... ?

Well they technically do but not in the way we talk to each other. More in facial gestures.

You must be watching Martha Speaks if you even have that idea in your mind. - Minecraftcrazy530

Are you sure its not your girlfriend bro

Dog: Hi - lovingicecreams

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10 Can your dog solve math problems?

No, not mine. Or maybe he is so smart that I can't understand how he solves a problem. - Kiteretsunu

This would be an interesting one to put into effect. - PositronWildhawk

No, not mine he can even barley sit when we tell them. - funnyuser

Yeah. She's helped me on some algebra problems - FireWasp2004

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The Contenders

11 How do I convince my parents to let me get a pet?

Just sing 'worth it' by fifth harmony in front of your parent

Say to them you need it for show and tell

First eat bacon.
Next explode the universe.
Finally ask Harry Potter if he can pizza.

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