Weirdest Yahoo Answers Questions Related to Pets

Kiteretsunu
Sadly the trolls don't even leave out the pet animals.

The Top Ten

1 Is making a cat dance considered animal abuse?

Depends on how you're training it. - Kiteretsunu

I make my cat do the kitty dance and he loves it! He gets so excited and digs his claws deep in me with happiness.

Which kind of dance is it? - DogsUnleashed

2 How can i make my dog dance better and properly?

Just play a beautiful tune with your guitar, I guess. - Kiteretsunu

3 Why does my dog dance?

Oh! Mine can sing too! - Kiteretsunu

Some of the items on the top and bottom of this list are SO funny! This Q. is so crazy haha... I really liked this list, Kiteret... As Posron would say, "Hilarioso! "
Waiting for more... - HezarioSeth

4 I am a dog and want to walk two legs. Give me suggestion on how can walk with two legs with ease?

I'll answer after you learn how to read. - Kiteretsunu

Pretty sure that this should be #1

5 Can your dog play guitar?

My dog cannot do anything because I don't have a dog - leah2006

Nope. But he can play piano. - Kiteretsunu

Yep and he’s surely going to become the next guitar legend. - 3DG20

6 My dog can fly! Scared?

Oh really?! Do you have a Pegasus too?

That's wonderful, why you should be scared. - Kiteretsunu

7 Why does my dog do a poo dance?

Because it's its nature. Nothing peculiar. It is as if saying why we dance on music. - Kiteretsunu

8 How do cats fly?

I don't know. I don't have a cat - Kiteretsunu

Cats can't fly, only pigs can

9 My dog talks to me... ?

Huskies can talk

Well they technically do but not in the way we talk to each other. More in facial gestures.

You must be watching Martha Speaks if you even have that idea in your mind. - Minecraftcrazy530

Are you sure its not your girlfriend bro

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10 Can your dog solve math problems?

No, not mine. Or maybe he is so smart that I can't understand how he solves a problem. - Kiteretsunu

This would be an interesting one to put into effect. - PositronWildhawk

No, not mine he can even barley sit when we tell them. - funnyuser

No but he is my math teacher

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The Contenders

11 How do I convince my parents to let me get a pet?

Me: Mom, I want a Shiba Inu
Mom: you want dog, you need to get your own house. No dogs in my house!

Just sing 'worth it' by fifth harmony in front of your parent

Say to them you need it for show and tell

First eat bacon.
Next explode the universe.
Finally ask Harry Potter if he can pizza.

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