Top Ten "What's the Difference Between" Jokes

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1 What's the difference between a battery and my ex girlfriend? A battery has a positive side.
2 What's the difference between your mother and an ironing board? An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

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3 What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 kg.
4 What's the difference between an egg and yourself? The egg will actually get laid.
5 What's the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a lightswitch? My ex is easier to turn on.
6 What's the difference between a black guy and Batman? A black guy can't go out at night without Robin.
7 What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks.
8 What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
9 What's the difference between the school principal and an elephant? One is big, heavy, has a goofy nose, and smells terrible, and the other is an elephant.
10 What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
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1. What's the difference between a battery and my ex girlfriend? A battery has a positive side.
2. What's the difference between your mother and an ironing board? An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
3. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 kg.
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