Why Blaze and the Monster Machines Suck

The Top Ten
1 It's all about blaze

We cannot stand the trucks!

2 It' boring
3 They are too annoying
4 Blaze wins at every race

What a Gary Stu! Blaze Never loses, and I started to hate him for that reason.

5 Crusher is a crybaby
6 There are only two humans
7 Everyone in the show has wheels, except two people
8 The monster cars are ugly
9 Zed  kisses everything he likes
10 There female characters only show up in a few episode
The Contenders
11 Blaze is a ripoff of Lightning McQueen in Cars

I see how you feel. I mean, Lightning McQueen is one of the best Anthropomorphic Motorsports vehicles and, I do wish He and Blaze would race one another, and See who wins in the end.

12 Blaze is a jerk that cares about super speed

He doesn't need Nitrous Oxide to win a Race! I mean, his Blazing Speed engine is Literally Three Exhaust Pipes connected nearby a V8 Engine casing his Nitrous Tanks. How does he refill them at the pit stops?

13 The show can really annoy lots of people
14 Crusher keeps on getting hurt and getting into the wrong things
15 Blaze is a bigger jerk than Crusher
16 Zeg is gross and ugly
17 Blaze is a cheater

Crusher cheats every episode, but it's only because he wants to win and never can. When he does get ahead of Blaze, Blaze uses his "Blazing Speed"... something none of the other monster machines have. He also turns himself into other things to help him along the race. Blaze cheats every single episode because he can't stand to have anyone else win. Sometimes people cheat to get ahead in life, and it doesn't always bite them. That's life. You can't win every time.

18 Zeg kisses everything he likes
19 The songs are annoying and not catchy
20 The theme song only talks about blaze, which makes the show even worse

Why can't this show be a Japanese Anime about a Newly Built Monster truck who dreams to become one of the Fastest Monster trucks and learn stuff from Highly experienced Monster Trucks and Drivers?

I would turn on Initial D Super Eurobeat Songs whenever I watch the show.

21 The episodes are pointless and annoying
22 Blaze and AJ are usually the first characters to ever appear on the theme song or an episode
23 Blaze never lets anyone win in a race except himself

Despite winning the race together, Blaze always finishes first place!

24 Blaze is the only monster car with a super power

Seriously?! His Blazing Speed is Literally NOS, Anyone can install that if they want to!

25 The only monster car faster than any monster car
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