Why Blaze and the Monster Machines Suck


The Top Ten

1 It's all about blaze

We cannot stand the trucks!

2 It' boring
3 Blaze wins at every race

What a Gary Stu! Blaze Never loses, and I started to hate him for that reason. - WilsonAsmara

4 Crusher is a crybaby
5 They are too annoying
6 There are only two humans
7 Everyone in the show has wheels, except two people
8 ZedĀ  kisses everything he likes
9 There female characters only show up in a few episode
10 Blaze is a ripoff of Lightning McQueen in Cars

I see how you feel. I mean, Lightning McQueen is one of the best Anthropomorphic Motorsports vehicles and, I do wish He and Blaze would race one another, and See who wins in the end. - WilsonAsmara

The Contenders

11 Blaze is a jerk that cares about super speed

He doesn't need Nitrous Oxide to win a Race! I mean, his Blazing Speed engine is Literally Three Exhaust Pipes connected nearby a V8 Engine casing his Nitrous Tanks. How does he refill them at the pit stops? - WilsonAsmara

12 The show can really annoy lots of people
13 Crusher keeps on getting hurt and getting into the wrong things
14 Blaze is a bigger jerk than Crusher
15 Zeg is gross and ugly


16 The monster cars are ugly
17 Zeg kisses everything he likes
18 The songs are annoying and not catchy
19 The theme song only talks about blaze, which makes the show even worse

Why can't this show be a Japanese Anime about a Newly Built Monster truck who dreams to become one of the Fastest Monster trucks and learn stuff from Highly experienced Monster Trucks and Drivers?

I would turn on Initial D Super Eurobeat Songs whenever I watch the show. - WilsonAsmara

20 The episodes are pointless and annoying
21 Blaze and AJ are usually the first characters to ever appear on the theme song or an episode
22 Blaze never lets anyone win in a race except himself

Despite winning the race together, Blaze always finishes first place! - WilsonAsmara

23 Blaze is the only monster car with a super power

Seriously?! His Blazing Speed is Literally NOS, Anyone can install that if they want to! - WilsonAsmara

24 The only monster car faster than any monster car
25 Monster cars don't really look like Monsters
26 Starla is the only female monster car
27 Blaze and his friends become different at every season
28 Blaze barely is friends with Crusher
29 When Crusher almost made it to the Finish line, Blaze and his friends pushed him aside which was mean

That is just So retarded! - WilsonAsmara

30 Zeg should learn how to talk properly
31 Every single episode begins with rock music

Why not J-Pop and or Heavy Metal ones?! - WilsonAsmara

32 Blaze is a showoff
33 Pickle should learn how to follow up on Crusher
34 They waste food when it makes a mess when eating it is better
35 Crusher should really get his victory

Once he did with Blaze in one episode. - WilsonAsmara

36 The good parts of the show are boring
37 When Blaze opens his mouth to smile, he looks ugly

Yeah, when he smiles it creeps me out!

38 Crushers machines should stop Blaze forever
39 All the Monster trucks have the same eye color
40 Everyone is always so happy and cheerful and that is not how life works.
41 Blaze is a cheater
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