Why Nicki Minaj is Better Then Metallica

The Top Ten

1 Metallica are too loud

"If the music is to loud you are old" - maverick88

Ignore this troll list people.

A very, very amazing loud. - PhoenixAura81

Only some songs. - RiverClanRocks

2 Nicki Minaj can sing

Listen to The Unforgiven, Enter Sandman, and Nothing Else Matters if you think Metallica doesn't have good music.

This list doesn't even make sense with some of it's points and it's just overall retarded. - AGK

She doesn't even sing - maverick88

Don't feed the troll.

3 Nicki Minaj is cute

She's neither ugly nor cute. Just plain fake with her plastic surgery. - TheRegular1227

She's basically 90% plastic - maverick88

No. She isn't. She's ugly. - RiverClanRocks

4 Metallica is overrated

So does Nicki Minaj. - TheRegular1227

Meh this one is kinda true - maverick88

5 Anyone who likes Metallica is nostalgia blind

Anyone, huh? Then you're a music blind. - TheRegular1227

Does this one even make sense - maverick88

6 Metallica is Satanic

Metallica is in no way satanic. - PhoenixAura81

They aren't. - RiverClanRocks

7 Metallica ripped off Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj is terrible rap music, Metallica is metal. And Metallica came first! - RiverClanRocks

Um, EXCUSE ME?!?! Metallica (the band itself) was founded a year before Nicki Minaj was BORN! - PhoenixAura81

This is the moment you know it's a troll - maverick88

8 Their lyrics are dumb

Nicki Minaj's lyrics are so much worse than Metallica's. Metallica's songs have some of the best lyrics of all time. - PhoenixAura81

My anaconda don't. my anaconda don't. - maverick88

9 Overrated guitarist

Yes, overrated in a good way, at least. - TheRegular1227

This is so true. Dave Mustain is a better guitarist.

10 They're a metal band

Thrash/heavy metal actually - maverick88

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