Wimpiest Sports


The Top Ten

1 Soccer Soccer Association football, more commonly known as football or soccer, is a sport played between two teams of eleven players with a spherical ball. The goal is to score the ball on the other team's goal.

How is soccer wimpy. I've been paying for almost ten years and I've had so many injuries including broken nose, broke wrist, multiple broken fingers (being the goalie) and even multiple broken ribs. Yes in the national levels there's a lot of fake falling but you don't know how hard they're actually getting rammed into until you're out there getting hit every 10 seconds. Soccer is not a wimpy sport and you're not one to comment until you've played the sport at a high level.

I am not a big big fan of soccer, but I still have to say it is definitely not a sport for wimps. They play 90 minutes and some players have to play every single one of them, proving that soccer players must have a lot of stamina. I hear they also practice 24/6 excluding Sundays of course. I'm a football (American) guy and still I do not see how soccer is wimpy.

The best soccer player in the world "messi" looks like a twelve year old gap model. Soccer is by far the wimpiest sport. There are more fake injuries than goals... What more can I say.

Soccer is for big pussies like frenchy and oniell

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2 Tennis Tennis Tennis is a racket sport that can be played individually against a single opponent or between two teams of two players each.

Tennis players are NOT WIMPY

How are tennis players wimps?

Tennis is by far the wimpiest sport

Just hitting a ball back and forth... over a net, no less. Zero contact and lame as hell.

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3 Basketball Basketball Basketball is a sport played by two teams of five players on a rectangular court. The objective is to shoot a ball through a hoop 18 inches in diameter and 10 feet high mounted to a backboard at each end.

Basketball is not gay

I really hate when basketball players make it look like a hard foul and they get up all angry that it wasn't called. You wouldn't need to do that if you were any good... - Lauber

Basketball is a sport for real MANS! If your some lanky wimp, go play another sport. MY BOI Lebron and Kobe are real MANS! Not a bunch of pussies! You get mad PUSS if you ball bruh. 1 v 1 me ill show you a real mans game! That's all for my rant

Capt. Crossfit OUT!


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4 Golf Golf Golf is a club and ball sport in which players use various clubs to hit balls into a series of holes from a range of 80 to 600 yards on a course in as few strokes as possible.

All I can say is "It's golf" I mean really the only thing you need to watch out for is a stray golf ball landing in your beer. - Lauber

Gals Only Lads Forbidden. Common Man we all know that Golf are for guys who are not athletic and afraid of getting more than a blister for an injury.

Does this even count as a sport?

Super wimps!

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5 Bowling

These guys are just a bunch of guys who lived in there mom's basement and got good playing in their work's bowling league. - Lauber


Wimpyest sprot known to man

6 Baseball Baseball Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of nine players each who take turns batting and fielding.

Ok, I play baseball personally, it's much tougher than most people give it credit for. Trust me, getting hit by a leather ball going 100 mph feels really really nice. - Lauber

You are ignorant to the game of baseball if you think it is a wimpy sport.

You don't even have to be athletic to play baseball there are people who are like 300 pounds that are in the starting lineup

Just two guys kissing

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7 Fishing

Boring as hell but if you think about it, the fisherman are not exactly what one would call the athletic type so they have to end up on here. - Lauber


8 Badminton Badminton Badminton is a racquet sport played using racquets to hit a shuttlecock across a net. Although it may be played with larger teams, the most common forms of the game are "singles" and "doubles".

So wimpy makes me want to kill my self


Becuase its the only sport out oof the list that requires skill, fitness and mental concentration


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9 Football Football American football is a sport played by two teams of eleven players on a rectangular field with goalposts at each end.

This is such a wimpy sport. All you do is run, tackle, maybe catch, then you are done.

Ouch I got a concussion and broke my arm.

Big Deal! This happens in tins of other sports too.

The players of American football simply run for 10 seconds wait 1 minute and repeat they even make sports like soccer seem like a hard sport. The American football players have so many pads. Rugby is a real sport for me not wossies

Football is one of the toughest sports out there.

Little girls dressed in kapok and fiber glass

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10 Cricket Cricket Cricket is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of eleven players on a cricket field, at the centre of which is a rectangular 22-yard-long pitch with a wicket, a set of three wooden stumps sited at each end.

It is for the most wimpiest people ever and only wimps play it because they have no other options to play any other sports because they are to bad

Crickets gay

The Newcomers

? Rugby Rugby Rugby league football, usually called rugby league, league, rugby or football , is a full contact sport played by two teams of thirteen players on a rectangular field.

The Contenders

11 Swimming Swimming Swimming is an individual or team sport and activity. Competitive swimming is one of the most popular Olympic sports, with events in freestyle, backstroke, breaststroke, and butterfly.

How is swimming on here? Anyone who says swimming is a wimpy sport has never competitively swam before. If you say swimming is wimpy, than I challenge you to practice with a swim team. You will see. If you voted this, shame on you!

Bro it takes no skill and you do not get hit

Actually, swimming is easily the most difficult sport of all time. Swimmers practice EVERY.SINGLE.DAY. twice a day, practicing at excruciatingly early hours such as me, only being 13, practicing my entire summer at 6 AM- 8:45AM and again at 3PM-5PM. I'd like to see any baseball player swim a 100 fly without dying. And for the retard that says you don't get hit, the lane line murders every swimmer at least once a practice. So get the hell outta here. Swimmers are definitely the most ripped and dedicated athletes. I haven't seen any football player that is even half as muscley as olympic swimmers. Swimming is not easy and requires the most mental strength out of any sport. Swimming is so hard that I am afraid to go to practice because I know how painful it will be.

12 Figure Skating

Are you kidding? THIS is the gayest sport of all time! Football, baseball, basketball, and hockey are definitely not wimpy.

13 Curling

Requires no. Physical. Abilities. At all.


14 Field Hockey

Field Hockey is where girls go when they don't want to feel endangered and want to be good at something even though they are still pretty bad

They miss the ball

15 Lacrosse Lacrosse Lacrosse is a contact team sport played between two teams using a small rubber ball and a long-handled stick called a crosse or lacrosse stick.
16 Diving

DIVING IS THE OPPOSITE OF WIMPY! I did diving for about a year and it is really hard. A lot of people are afraid of heights and the amount of pain from barely doing a dive wrong - even on 1 meter - is excruciating. I did a belly flop off of 7 meters. How is this sport wimpy?

I'm also really mad that badminton is on this list. Professional badminton is super hard (I take lessons) but of course backyard badminton isn't! That's like saying running is a wimpy sport because everyone can easily do it. It's not though.

17 Teeball

Dang man not sporto

18 Hockey

Just gliding on the ice and getting hit by a small puck

19 Skating


20 Water Polo

Suit grabbing... Enough said

21 Beach Volleyball Beach Volleyball Beach volleyball is a team sport played by two teams of two players on a sand court divided by a net. It has been an Olympic discipline since the 1996 Games.
22 Cheerleading

It just is


23 Marathon
24 Cross Country Running

They got guts

25 Fencing

Wimpiest around

26 Wrestling Wrestling Wrestling is a combat sport involving grappling type techniques such as clinch fighting, throws and takedowns, joint locks, pins and other grappling holds.

Why would anybody willingly put on a tight ball squeezing suit and then grope other men? It seems like a gay cover up to me.. Just saying rolling around with sweaty men for a sport seems pretty whimpy to me

27 Australian Football League

Wimpy women trying to touch each other.

28 Women's Rugby

Gayest sport

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