Top Ten Winx Club Characters That Should Beat Up Barney the Dinosaur

This list is just for fun. And I nocied there were no "--Beat Up" lists that had Winx Club. But seriously, look at all these worthy people to beat up this threat to humanity.

The Top Ten

1 Wizards of the Black Circle

They are immune to the magics and are ruthless beings, killing anyone and everyone who dares stop them from completing their one mission: To erase magic on Earth. Anyway, Barney will be shredded to shreds by them. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

2 Nebula

She and her warrior faries will stop at nothing to defend their kingdom against this monstrosity called Barney. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

3 Aisha

I like how she fights. She kicks butt and is fast and smooth. Maybe she could use hand-to-hand combat, along with Morphix earmuffs so she won't hear his terrible singing while fighting. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

4 Bloom

Her Dragon Flame would be epic! Maybe she could pin Barney down while he's singing that annoying song, and then the Dragon Flame would curl up around Barney (for distraction), and shoot a huge fire ball, burning and exploding Barney to pieces. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

5 Thoren

Thoren's hammer would pound and shake him to death, while Barney sings about sharing stuffed animals. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

6 Tecna

Her electricity will shock him to death. Wouldn't it be funny if we saw his bones? Plus, it could be one of those classical electric shocks where his body is tilted slightly to the side and he's heavily shaking. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

7 Icy

She'd throw sharp ice pellets at him so he'd have a torturous survival and a horrible death. I was going to put "The Trix" as a whole but I decided to change it up a bit and put it seperate. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

8 The Pixies The Pixies The Pixies are an American alternative rock band formed in 1986 in Boston, Massachusetts. The group disbanded in 1993 in acrimonious circumstances, but reunited in 2004. The group currently consists of founders Black Francis, Joey Santiago, and David Lovering.

Oh man, Barney will have a whole bunch of trouble! All the powers being thrown at the same time would cause a big problem. I can just imagine that him on so many spells. He would look like he was on drugs and drunk at the same time. That would look so funny! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

9 The Fairy Pets

All those little animals growling and nipping at Barney until his death. This also includes the Love & Pet animals. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 Stella

The sun of Solaria will roast him to death, or Stella will magic some tight clothes on him that will slowly (and painfully) squeeze him to death. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

She can damn beat him to hell

The Contenders

11 The Selkies

They'd shoot their cute little bubbles, rays of light, and some of them would stab with their spears. Barney would be destroyed for good. However, its very unlikely Barney would ever go near water, much less a different dimension plus water, so The Selkies are at the bottom because of this. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

12 Musa

For starters, Musa will make Barney dead with her "Sonic Blast" spell, then kick his booty hard, am right?

13 Flora
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