Top Ten Words that Would Be Weird to Consider Offensive

The Top Ten
1 Nice
2 Hi

Might even be double-reverse homophobic, possibly with underlying cultural appropriation.

Person 1: Hi!
Person 2: Oh my god! You said hi to me! Don't you know that is racist, sexist, and offensive?! You're seriously triggering me

3 Garfunkel

I can live with Garfunkel. It's Simon that's truly offensive.

4 Love
5 Cool

Ooh...The opposite of warm. Can get in all kinds of trouble here.

6 Sun
7 Eggs

Definitely patriarchal, misogynistic, and might even indicate a presumption of white privilege.

8 Illuminati
9 Elmo
10 Racist

Me: I hate when people are racist
Friend: you are racist! Wait now I’m racist!
Me: what?
Friend: don’t you know the word racist is racist? Now I said racist twice I must stop being racist. Oh no, I said it two more times!
Me: how is racist racist?
Friend: why did you say it?
Me: uh oh

The Contenders
11 Grammar

A good many on this site find any mention of grammar offensive. Apparently, it's just too much work to learn to write and spell and speak correctly.

12 Beautiful
13 Wow
14 Marshmallow
15 Green
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