Top Ten Words You Wouldn't Hear In a Simon & Garfunkel Song

Props to PositronWildhawk for coming up with 50% of these. His are odd, mine are even.

The Top Ten

1 Bae

Unless it's an acronym for "best album ever". - PetSounds

2 Bituminous
3 Fornicate

They'd rather 'beat around the bush' and sing "making love in the afternoon with Cecelia up in my bedroom. I got up to wash my face when ki come back to be someone's taken my place" - Billyv

4 Artichokes
5 Tits

This would be so weird in the late 60s to hear the great Simon and Garfunkel, lyrical geniuses, use this... I don't know what would happen, but it's cool to think about. - Donut

6 Muonic

I think this might be the most poetic hypothetical lyric that I suggested. - PositronWildhawk

7 Livermorium
8 Swag

"Hello swag my old friend, I've come to talk with you once again."

Huh. Interesting. - MontyPython

9 Horny
10 Nudes

The Contenders

11 Anaconda

Perhaps if Paul Simon were to write a song about his travels around the world, including exploring the Amazon jungles?

12 Glock

Maybe if you use it to hold up and rob a hard liquor store. - PetSounds

13 Booty
14 Bitches
15 Milkshake
16 Doughnut
17 F***
18 C**t
19 N*****
20 F****t
21 Motherf*****
22 Ass
23 Bitch
24 Balls
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