Top Ten Words You Wouldn't Hear In a Simon & Garfunkel SongPetSounds Props to PositronWildhawk for coming up with 50% of these. His are odd, mine are even.
The Top Ten
Unless it's an acronym for "best album ever". - PetSounds
They'd rather 'beat around the bush' and sing "making love in the afternoon with Cecelia up in my bedroom. I got up to wash my face when ki come back to be someone's taken my place" - Billyv
This would be so weird in the late 60s to hear the great Simon and Garfunkel, lyrical geniuses, use this... I don't know what would happen, but it's cool to think about. - Donut
I think this might be the most poetic hypothetical lyric that I suggested. - PositronWildhawk
"Hello swag my old friend, I've come to talk with you once again."
Huh. Interesting. - MontyPython
Perhaps if Paul Simon were to write a song about his travels around the world, including exploring the Amazon jungles?
Maybe if you use it to hold up and rob a hard liquor store. - PetSounds
If Paul Simon were talking about his old basement, maybe - IronFist13
"I wrote a new song and it was dope." - Gg2000
Imagine Paul writing about his little shawty. No, I don't want to think about it either. - Gg2000
This ain't Mary Poppins. - Gg2000
Does anyone use that word nowadays? No, really... - Gg2000
Unless it is used like "I lit a candle to see during the stormy night" - IronFist13
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