Top Ten Words You Wouldn't Hear In a Simon & Garfunkel Song

Props to PositronWildhawk for coming up with 50% of these. His are odd, mine are even.

The Top Ten

1 Bae

Unless it's an acronym for "best album ever". - PetSounds

2 Bituminous
3 Fornicate

They'd rather 'beat around the bush' and sing "making love in the afternoon with Cecelia up in my bedroom. I got up to wash my face when ki come back to be someone's taken my place" - Billyv

4 Artichokes
5 Tits

This would be so weird in the late 60s to hear the great Simon and Garfunkel, lyrical geniuses, use this... I don't know what would happen, but it's cool to think about. - Donut

6 Muonic

I think this might be the most poetic hypothetical lyric that I suggested. - PositronWildhawk

7 Livermorium
8 Swag

"Hello swag my old friend, I've come to talk with you once again."

Huh. Interesting. - MontyPython

9 Horny
10 Nudes

The Contenders

11 Anaconda

Perhaps if Paul Simon were to write a song about his travels around the world, including exploring the Amazon jungles?

12 Booty
13 Glock

Maybe if you use it to hold up and rob a hard liquor store. - PetSounds

14 Dank

If Paul Simon were talking about his old basement, maybe - IronFist13

15 Bitches
16 Milkshake
17 Doughnut
18 F***
19 C**t
20 N*****
21 F****t
22 Motherf*****
23 Ass
24 Bitch
25 Balls
26 Homies
27 Bling
28 Masturbate
29 Dope

"I wrote a new song and it was dope." - Gg2000

30 Shawty

Imagine Paul writing about his little shawty. No, I don't want to think about it either. - Gg2000

31 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

This ain't Mary Poppins. - Gg2000

32 Scrumptious

Does anyone use that word nowadays? No, really... - Gg2000

33 Yeet
34 Woke
35 Lit

Unless it is used like "I lit a candle to see during the stormy night" - IronFist13

36 Normies
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