Worst '80s Songs
The Contenders: Page 2
I really wish that Love is Like A Rock was on this list because that song really is the most pointless song of all time. And it was a massive hit for some reason. But eh I'll just vote for this because I also dislike this song a lot. - Anonymousxcxc
This ain't a bad song. Don't like female empowerment or something?
This is actua lly a good song. And It was made in the 70s.
The Cyndi Lauper version came out in '83 and because the list is referring to the Lauper version it qualifies as a candidate on this list. - Anonymousxcxc
Sung with no emotion. It's a laughable song.
True. "oh listen to us, we're SO naughty..."
We were so starved for novelty we paid attention to this piece of schlock
This song is disgusting. I have no idea why it charted so well. - shnoziyahu
This song is the epitome as to why the 80's sucked and are overrated!
Hold on, man. I know this song is one of the worst songs ever, but the 80s were quite good. - TheMusicNerd
How dare you put such a good song on this list
and the people below me are dicks
I even hate the covers >:-( - Interrogator
One of the most overrated songs of all time. Michael Jackson is one of my favorite musical artists ever. This is my least favorite song from him.
Over produced video, incessant radio play and a question mark to a lot of his fans
Yeah very overrated
It sucks... Why it so overrated?
This song should be way higher. This is one of the many bad songs the 80s had. - TheMusicNerd
Hate this song. Hated it when it was new and hate it even more now. "I just called to say.. I'm Gaay".
Why is this here? This song is great.
By the way you qaz9999 he is amazing and most influential artist of all time. Bad is a funk song. You may not like it. But that doesn't means he sucks, He rocks
Just to clarify:
The most influential artist of all time?
The biggest-selling artist of all time?
Most #1's of all time?
Most successful musicians of all time?
Thanks for your time.
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The most terrible thing to happen to music when I was in school, flat flat sharp! Really are they all tone deaf? And who wants to make love in a rusty old dirty shack? Yuck!
One of the most overplayed songs of the 80's. Maybe it was good the first couple of plays, but after hearing it 24+ times a day, every single day for more than a year, that's it, no more. GTFOH with this. If I never hear this song again in this lifetime, it will still be too soon!
This song needs to be higher. It is, in my opinion, a terrible song. The man talking on all the verses has a very annoying voice, and the chorus is really the only listenable and halfway interesting part of the song. Also, lyrics aren't impressive whatsoever either:
"Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail
I got me a car, like, it seats about 20
So come on and bring your jukebox money" - Element119
Whoever adds one of David Bowie's songs to this list is an absolutely ironic hipster!
He went really downhill in the 80s. - gemcloben
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