Worst Albums of 2017

Please Note That This Will Change When More Crappy Albums Come And If They Do,Please Add Them Here And I Will Put Them On The List, And I Know Its Only March 2017 But I Just Wanted To Be Quick
The Top Ten
1 No Plan - David Bowie

That stupid Bowie hating troll who votes for this everyday needs to get a life and go away forever.

Who the heck decided listening to David Bowie was worse than listening to Jacob Sartorius?

The fact that this is #1 is making me contemplate leaving this website.

The David Bowie troll needs to make like a tree and leave.

2 The Last Text EP - Jacob Sartorius

Great, Justin Bieber 2.0, who is even worse than Justin Bieber 1.0, has made another crappy album with no good songs? Wonderful.

Hooray! More talentless hacks joined the industry! Let's celebrate by having bleach as a toast.

Come on this has to be ahead of David Bowie. Even though I mostly think that Jacob Sartorius needs to be ignored more rather than hated but still it’s better to have this junk here than David Bowie.

Unnecessary fgt needs to stay in 2016 where people flip bottles which spill onto his CDS so no one can listen to them.

3 The Click - Ajr

I want to be totally transparent. AJR is not a bad band, I don't think there is such a thing as a bad band, however AJR is one of the closest things to it, and this is the prime example. There are two tracks I like and return too, but Come Hang Out is the only one that I don't feel weird listening too. The Good Part sampling one of Bach's saddest pieces makes me feel a little odd, but I still enjoy it. Every other track has something bad, the magnum opus of horridness on this record is the Overture. Starts pleasant and then 80s EDM trap song, sound good, right.

I think I'm the only one who (for the most part) likes this.

Wonka Dimez 999 Says This Is Worse Than Honest. Hmmm...I Got Halfway Through And Yes He Was Sorta Right.

Get this to Number 1 please. Absolute hell.

4 Witness - Katy Perry

Whatever happened to the fun that typified Katy Perry's music? This 'purposeful' woke pop is boring and uncomfortable. Also layering two blatant sex songs back to back is just bordering on insanity. There's one or two songs that are alright but man, this is an album that should be avoided at all costs.

What happened to the good old Katy Perry?
She used to be a good artist but last year, she gone bad.

Put this in the top ten please because it is horrible.

You thought Bong Apetoot was bad? Wait till you listen to the rest of the album.

5 Revival - Eminem

Eminem's album Revival. I'm not gonna cut any corners here, this album was one of the worst I've heard in a long time. The only semi good track is Walk On Water. The worst track by far is River. The song didn't sound good and Eminem decided to have Ed Sheeran hop on the track. Really, the worst part about this album is how Em got so many people to buy it by "freestyling" on Donald Trump to create controversy and draw attention. He probably knew his album was trash, so he just got a bunch of people to buy it by causing controversy.

Alright, can everyone stop hating on this album! It's not that bad, sure it has crappy songs, but most of them are good! You just have to get used to eminems new style! His new style is interesting in a good way! And the lyrics to me aren't that dull, kinda like untouchable which is a criticism of white privalige! I just think it's interesting the way Em thinks, whether you agree with him or not

I had listened to this album way before TheNeedleDrop dropped his review, and oh boy. This album is painful to listen to.

When the song "Walk on Water", I had hope for Eminem. But then the album dropped and I was speechless in a bad way. I'm afraid to say this, but Encore and Relapse did better. As much as I hated those two, at least the production is listenable. On this one, it's like if Eminem went through a trash bin and what he found was a 20 year old CD with a bunch of rock instrumentals.

I think my streaming service has been pissing up a bit. It says Revival, it says it's by Eminem, it has the cover, but whenever I go to play it, it starts playing a playlist of Macklemore and Unkle Adams songs instead. I've contacted customer support, but for some reason they've come back with "No, there's nothing wrong with the album."

Are any of you receiving this error too? Please message me, I wanna know how to fix this.

6 Memories...Do Not Open - The Chainsmokers

I don't know whether they were trying to be edgy by putting in a swear word in every sentence of every song but they came off as incapable of writing lyrics. The only decent song on their album was Something Just Like This, which was released prior to this 'album' and the rest of the songs are generic and bland, both written and produced by a seven-year old. None of there other decent songs were on here such as Roses and Setting Fires, both was their last decent songs, and everything on here is a carbon copy of Closer, a popular 'song' which they are trying to capitalize on.
Please stop, Chainsmokers, you became outdated before you became popular.

The biggest dud of the year in my opinion. A collection of saccharine electro ballads that all have the same keyboard/synth riffs, lazy drops, bland vocals (especially Andrew Taggart and Emily Warren), lyrics always about heartbreak or bad relationships, add with useless swearing. Some keyboard riffs even sound like it's a 7 year old playing them. This album will age poorly within the years to come.

This album has some bad and manipulative lyrics and the song writing on here is about a breakup between a guy and a girl but it's so shallow and not very well detailed. When they do go in detail they feel bitter and not executed. Andrew Taggert's singing on here is weak and doesn't have a good range. The guest artists featured on here are not good. The two of which having weak and not well ranged voices like Andrew Taggert and Emily Warren who appears four times throughout the album. She especially sounds bad on the song My Type. Two of the guest features on here (those being Jhene Aiko and Louane) are honestly good singers but they are completely wasted here on the songs Wake Up Alone and It Won't Kill Ya for having awful manipulative lyrics and having the worst drops on the entire project. The guest feature on the last track Last Day Alive is Florida Georgia Line (because why not?) who are pretty much non existent and don't even sound like themselves with the autotune. The only ...more

While it includes some of my most favorite songs, it also includes a lot of forgettable tracks that I never want to hear of again.

7 Loner - Missio

The most rebellious, subversive, hard and downright badass thing ever since I told my mum I wasn't going to go to sleep, even if it was a school night.

"Killing Darth Vader with my... dick drum"

That's an actual lyric.

I feel that this shouldn't exits. Its worse than The Click. *shudders*

Another one of the best of 2017!

8 17 - Xxxtentacion

This album is trash. It is super unfinished and the tracks don't even sound like they're fully made tracks. Everything is half-baked and the cringey emo lyrics don't make it any better.

Absolutely does not deserve to be on this list. X is incredible and has wonderful work. If ya got sum to say hmu on insta @callmecoya

I think it is the worst one. He is a not artist.

Worst song of all time is on this album.

9 Heartbreak on a Full Moon - Chris Brown

40 songs is too much for an album. I think an album should only have around 10 songs, not 40. Also, this list officially lost all it's credibility when an album by David Bowie was placed on the top spot.

Listened to this thing the full way through twice

I'm assuming this is what happened when Wonkey first heard Trumpet Lights, but times 100.

40 songs that have no effort put into them Chris please stop

40 Songs? 40 Wrecks Like Privacy? Why Is This Happening?

10 Divide - Ed Sheeran

Best tracks: Galway Girl (kinda), Castle On the Hill (kinda)
Worst tracks: Shape of You, New Man, Nancy Mulligan

Mathematics

The Contenders
11 Reputation - Taylor Swift

She can't be like this! She's just very immoral now with this new album! You know what, screw her for doing this, screw taylor, screw modern music, screw modern pop, screw modern rap, screw everything about todays music. Bring back the good old rock!

Why is Taylor Swift popular again? Her albums are all mediocre and she still wins Grammys (I will never forget how TPAB got snubbed)

Some songs sound nice, but it has lame lyrics.

This is so bad. Where do I even start

12 Lil Pump - Lil Pump

Ugh...This album is the reason I want this trap-beat, induced era to end.

13 Painting Pictures - Kodak Black
14 Evolve - Imagine Dragons

Yeah, this one gets worse every listen. I'm genuinely convinced 30 year old Dan is just trying to make rock music hip for the kids at this point, resorting to Migos flow, pitch shifting, and 2000s edge to get his point through.

This is so bad it makes every Blood On The Dance Floor album look like a masterpiece. Every song on here is complete garbage.

Best tracks: I Don't Know Why, Thunder, Start Over, I'll Make it Up to You, Walking the Wire, Mouth of the River
Worst track: Yesterday (not terrible, just not as good as the others)

Um no. This is one of the best for sure.

15 Fifty Shades Darker: The Soundtrack - Various Artists

Well, at least it has one good song. (Not Afraid Anymore, thank you for being good music.)

Not only were the songs bad, but the movie itself was bad too

Oh Where Do I Begin? ,
Best Tracks From The Album: "Helium", "What Would It Take"
Worst Tracks From It: "I don't WANNA LIVE FOREVER", "Not Afraid Anymore", "Bom Bidi Bom"
Why Does The MOVIE EVEN EXIST? , At Least The First Movie Had A Very Good Soundtrack, But This Soundtrack Is A Mess

This...is a thing

16 One More Light - Linkin Park

Death doesn't make a work of art better. Chris Squire's death didn't make his final album with Yes any better, and Lulu is still awful in light of Lou Reed's death as well. But at least those had some semblance of a creative identity. One More Light, while having its standout moments (the title track is breathtaking), just felt so generic, too much of a product of this time and immediately dated upon release. I get that Linkin Park wants to evolve and change, and that's fine. But when it sounds like everything else on the radio nowadays, that's a problem.

And if anyone else wants to hear what a rock band transitioning to pop sounds when done right, I suggest listening to Paramore's new album After Laughter. It's so much better.

2017 is the worst year ever to be a Linkin Park fan. First comes a terrible single, then comes this disaster, then Chester kills himself. On Chris Cornell's would-be 53rd birthday. This likely means that the ledgendary Linkin Park is ending their career on an album that the horrible chainsmokers and Ed Sheeran albums manage to beat up.

There were some good songs like Heavy and the title track, but the rest is just sorta meh. Regardless of that though, Chester's death is super tragic.

I have some faith for this album, even though the songs released so far are disappointing.

17 Suicide Silence - Suicide Silence

This album was hard to get through. I love the final song, but the rest is just torture and unlistenable. We were all warned when Doris was released.

Not going to lie. This may be one of the few albums where I turned it off before I finished it.

This, Why Does It Exist? , Hopefully One More Light By Linkin Park Will Be A Good Rock 2017 Album

18 A Girl, a Bottle, a Boat - Train
19 Damn - Kendrick Lamar

I agree. People do not.

This album rocks.

20 Future - Future

This is a stepping stone from atrocities like Honest. After Low Life and DS2 I thibk he's starting to get better.

Eh, I hate Future for hos boring Ness but some songs were a bit bouncy, I'll give him that.

Ugh, Future Just Sucks, I Don't Really Like This Album,

It's Future. That's all that needs to be said.

21 Sandcastle Kingdoms - NateWantsToBattle
22 Crooked Teeth - Papa Roach
23 Fifth Harmony - Fifth Harmony
24 He's Got the Whole This Land Is Your Land in His Hands - Joan of Arc

Extremely Disappointing And The Title Is Too Long

25 Digital Distortion - Iggy Azalea

Yes it's awful but I knew it was going to be awful from the start because it's Iggy azalea.

Also yes, Invasion of privacy is way better than this trainwreck.

She made an album?

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