Top Ten Worst Alibis to Have When Being Accused of Bank Robbery

The Top Ten

1 Having committed a murder

2 Having slept with the inspector's spouse

3 Having robbed another bank

4 Having sold government information to North Korea

5 Having been at a Soulja Boy concert

Er...no. I'd rather willingly admit to robbing a bank or three - even if I was in a different country at the time.

6 Having read a book. At home. Alone.

7 Having sexually molested people in a church, dressed up as a priest

8 Having watched "2 Girls 1 Cup"

9 Being a super creepy Asian man

10 Having sold serious drugs to school children

The Contenders

11 Having created a list on TheTopTens about the worst alibis to have when being accused of bank robbery

12 Having been in Narnia

Because everyone will believe that won't they.

13 Having sold drugs to school children.

Don't know why this did not get added the first time I tried.

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