Top Ten Worst Analogies Ever WrittenCazaam My god these similes and metaphors are terrible. Who come up with these awful things?
EXTRA: It was too long to write in a space.
"He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it."
The Top Ten
Really... really... I can't believe this was written by anybody. No, I don't want to live on a planet where you get analogies this bad. - Cazaam
Because you said nothing but the obvious. - Cazaam
This statement means nothing. Did the little boat spin around as it was travelling down the pond? - Cazaam
These all were hilariously stupid. Gotta love this type of stuff though. - notyetsavedV 1 Comment
Because her eyes were brown -_- - Cazaam
Need I say more? - Cazaam
You can stop after "Freight Trains" You destroyed yourself after that. - Cazaam
Surely there's a better comparison than this... - Cazaam
Haha! All these elements on this list are so funny! - keyson
Well this list is really awesome. - KiteretsunuV 1 Comment
Just like my fecal matter bouncing off a spring. - Cazaam
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2. The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
3. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.