Top 10 Worst Baby Shows
The Top Ten
This show is a show you never show kids! Stupid "I love you" song, stupid friends, stupid "A stranger is a friend you haven't met" episode, and stupid everything, but I oh so HATE the theme song, ripoff
This should be number one. I never liked him as a baby. If I saw him I would beat him up. - Freddy_Fazbear
I can't believe I used to like him
Wait a minute hold the phone they made a strangers are a friend you never met episode? I thought this was supposed to help kids learn not have them talk to a maybe muderer or kidnapper and my mom always asked why I hated this show is when that episode went on air I can't even anymore
Dora does irritate people over 6 but she is not for people over 6. Children under 6 do they understand television properly? no. This show teaches communication, how to locate things. She repeats everything because children under 6 are starting to learn. She talks to inanimate objects (map, backpack) and animals Monkey Boots and a Fox called Swiper and so that means she's on drugs oh please tell me what age is this show for? She goes on adventures without her parents noticing and is an illegal immigrant oh please. Ever heard of Rosie and Jim (for children under 6) why didn't John who owned the boat they lived on ever notice that they had disappeared or had came to life.
Dora: Where is the troll bridge, do you see the troll bridge?
Me: Right there!
Me: Right THERE!
Dora: (looks everywhere except "there") I don't see it!
Me: You are an idiot butt
Dora: Let's look for it (Walks opposite direction)
Me: I'll feed you to the devil someday
This is actually a guilty pleasure for me, ot is so stupid it is funny to watch, and it is hilarious to make fun of it, like the parodies. At the same time, this show is too overhated and there are worse shows out there, at least it is better than Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Dora: What was your favorite part of the video?
Me: When the troll sucked out your intestines.
Dora: I liked that part too!
Only good thing from his existence is those grounded videos
I hat Caillou, he whines too much and he also throws tantrums like a baby. I have read some complaints about this show and moms felt like Caillou is teaching kids to whine until they get what they want. In one episode Caillou pushed his little sister, Rosie out of his room, another episode he threw a temper tantrum because he couldn't go to the circus, then an another episode he pinched his baby sister on the cheek and made her cry, then another episode he called Clementine "stupid", and finally in one episode he cried over a teddy shirt. - andrewteel
So people hate Caillou because he threw a temper tantrum in only one episode. They are treating it as if he had thrown temper tantrums in EVERY Episode. HE ONLY FREAKED OUT ONE TIME! Not Twice, Not Ten Times, Not A Billion, but ONLY ONCE! This show is Hated TOO MUCH, Because HE WHINED ONE TIME, and never again. JUST ONE TIME!
Just avoid that episode, and maybe Caillou won't be so bad.
It's actually not a bad show, it also sort of gives a role model for the parents and how calm they should react. Caillou is just an example of how a typical child probably behaves, and it shows that no one is perfect and we all have our down times. The only realistic show actually.
What do you do when you're sad? Jump in muddy puddles! When you break up with your girlfriend or you failed in a test? Jump in muddy puddles! If you are about to be executed in an arabian apocalyptic future? Jump in muddy puddles! That is the only educational thing peppa pig teaches. It is boring, annoying and lazy and a bad example for kids. - DaPeash
Bring this to number 1! She is a terrible example for kids because she jumps in muddy puddles, annoying and bossy, George cries, and the rest are rotten terrible garbage. So we voted her as the worst show.
She is a terrible role model for kids because she eats snacks improperly, bossy, annoying, plays in muddy puddles, George cries and the rest are nuts. I only watched the show just to laugh at the jokes and how bad it is when I was 8 (I am 13 now! ) - Coffeemilkshakes
Umm what people are saying on here is what pigs do. Jump in muddy puddles and eat. Except for the animation drawn like for toddlers.
Obviously age is a reason for hating the show.
The show would bore you to death watching it.
I liked it when I was younger but now watch a new episode and boring *change channel*
It's just 4 creatures doing silly things and watching videos of toddlers doing stuff. Now they have baby Teletubbies and even if they look cute probably more boring.
I used to like this when I was a baby but now I think they're creepy looking.
Teletubbies is the stupidest show ever and it'd for babies and toddlers - andrewteel
I actually find this less creepy than Barney since at least the Teletubbies are not pedophiles, plus, this show is for toddlers. This show is not that awful for a toddler show, it is normal.
This show is actually decent, I used to watch this all the time. The guests in this show are cool, especially The Aquabats(Travis Barker's former band). People hate this mainly for the puppets, but the show is decent. Only a few of the songs can get a bit annoying, but other than that, it is alright for a kids show.
I liked it when I was little but always hated the green one (Don't know his name) because he mopes around and cries over EVERYTHING! - Lunala
Barney and Friends+Sesame Street+LSD=This - 445956
What is this one?
Nina: That will never happen again!
*5 minutes later*
Nina: HEY LADY! I GOTTA GO PEEE!
Me: Ok I am confusion-
Nina: mommy I need to pee
Mom: ok pee in a bottle butthole
Nina: WHY MOMMY
Mom: *gets out gun*
Nina: NOOO MOMMY NO
Mom: *shoots Nina*
Nina: DED - Dipstick_gamerditto
The only thing this show teaches is the importance of going to the bathroom. - StupidIdiot
Nina has a big blatter problem I tell you BIG!
The show is so horrible, one time I was FORCED to watch it with my oldest sister (who acts like a psychopathic 2-year-old) - Dipstick_gamerditto
The show is too colorful that it almost gives me a seizure like The Problem Solverz. However, it is not an awful show, but it did ruin Mickey Mouse.
So stupid. And don't get me started on the Palestinian version. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Do you get the difference between spin-off and rip-off?
Not a bad show for kids, I respect that, the only thing I don't like is the songs. But come on, this show is for kids and it is not bad for a kids show, this is actually decent.
Come on the only white people act retarded. Seriously. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
It's fine at least its about compassion!
WHY ISN'T THIS IN THE TOP 10?!?!?!
Mike the Knight should take off his Halloween costume, stop looking like some crappy bobblehead figure and do normal things like going to school.
I don't wanna be a knight. Plus knights we're around like 400 years ago. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Teaches Kids To Kill People
I like it
This is the worst baby show anyone could watch they make up dumb things and Sophia doesn't do anything but be annoying
For kids, this is actually good and somehow entertaining. I don't find this entertaining to me because I am older and obviously these shows are not for me, but for kids, this is a good show and I know kids like this. It is not creepy and stupid.
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate this show is for little kids who do not think magic is an optical illusion
This show isn't that horrible however it does have its flaws I don't think it should be on this list
Good thing haven't seen Even a little bit of this show because it looks so bad. Shows about talking dogs that don't live in post-apocaliptic anthropomorphic animal world Are anyway destined to suck. Disclaimer: If this show was about BADGERS with exactly Same proffesions AS these dumb mutts,maybe I could Even be drawn to it
I will canclled your show because you show is for 3 year olds I hate it
Not an awful show, but very overrated. I cannot go anywhere without seeing something Paw Patrol related. The merchandise is everywhere, please stop marketing this show too much.
Kids worship them. One time I was at a bowling alley and I saw these kids wearing everything paw patrol. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Okay, this show is as bad as Barney, like I said, I am fine with kids shows, but this is awful. Those weirdos are creepy and cannot dance, and it is boring too, I don't see anything that I think will entertain kids.
Okay I watched his show as a little kid and I was afraid of this.
Cuddly creatures, except they don't actually have a personality or talk. Just say boooh.
A show about brightly colored poops. - NibiruMul
On another list, someone said it wouldn't even interest a toddler. I agree with them. I thought it was stupid when I was a little kid.
This show ripped off The Little Mermaid which is a good movie, because they sang a stupid theme song that makes my head hurt a lot! I hate this show! It gives me a headache! So don't watch it, ok...?
I hate this show so much - Lunala
PJ masks is getting better
They don't even know what 2 + 2 is. It's 4, and we all know it! - RiverClanRocks
I hate this show so much! I hope one of the stupid children cameos throws a bomb at the characters!
This series is kinda boring, I only watched some episodes and got bored of it real quick.
They are so dumb. Tell them 0+0 and they would take 20 minutes to answer. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Pocoyo is extremely stupid and annoying here is why my friends hate it:
1- All of the characters are deaf, they do not speak and Nina is stupid! SHE CANNOT SPEAK RIGHT! Pocoyo can talk much, but the narrator can, even though Pocoyo's friends can make animal sounds. Nina can only say pocoyo, that is it.
2- there are no females, except for Nina. Nina is the only female because of her hair. Roberto is telling the show but, in one episode he was a vacuum trying to vacuum pocoyo and his friends.
3- Would it have stressed someone for multiple planets and stars and other weird characters like that? I do not like it. it is still funny and a comedy but, I have a love-hate relationship with this show.
4- IT IS SUPPOED TO TEACH KIDS ABOUT FRIENDSHIPS AND KINDNESS, BUT IT DOES NOT TEACH KIDS ANYTHING! IT TEACHES KIDS HORRID MANNERS. EVEN THOUGH, A DUMB DUCK CAN BE WEIRD AND ACT WEIRD. THE CHARACTERS ARE FAILURES. LOULA TEACHES HER FRIENDS HOW TO BE LAZY. AND SO DOES ...more
This is one strange show, the characters do not even talk, and there is no background, just some objects, that is it. What kind of world is that? This is the weirdest show ever.
The background is only white. Are they in solitary confinement? - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Why is this on the list - StupidIdiot
Well I used to watch Dinosaur Train but I hated Don. He thinks Dad is hiding under a tiny rock and he flies like he has a broken wing. He trips over everything and always annoys the other pteranodons. Don the Bottom!
I actually like Dinosaur Train - TinyToonsGirl45
So boring. But still I make fun of it. You should see my parody of dinosaurs A to Z. It is 13+. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
It’s very educational for any age. The facts are accurate. - blackflower
This is a kids show that sucks, in fact, this is one of the kids shows I hate the most. The characters are ugly and have worms as hair, they look like aliens and Medusa's relatives. And the songs are beyond horrifying, they almost sound like BOTDF songs, and Sid can't sing at all, his voice makes my ears bleed. Admittedly, it does teach some good things, but the art and the songs ruin a show and make it awful, it could have been better. Even kids don't find this entertaining.
More like Sid the science sloth.
I think it's called Sid the Science Kid because Sid is a government science experiment, which explains why he has yellow skin and blue hair like he's some Marge Simpson wannabe.
Lol Sid The Science Sloth
I didn't know what it was and then I was on YouTube and seen it and I wish I did not. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Looks kinda cute but I'm sure most people on here are way past the age for this show.
They talk garbage
I don't get Christian kids shows they say believe in God or we will kill you. Anyone can have any religion they want - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I used to watch this show when I was 2 with Toni, but now I'm 16! I hate this show! I hope it get's cancelled right now!
I don't know this one lol. British 90s kid.
In a kindergarten class when I was quite young I watched this, and I liked it back then. - Lunala
I laughed my ass off because it locked so stupid
Chadtronic reacted to it and it looked weird. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
She squeaks but her parents don't. Does Chica have laryngitis? - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I never liked this show, when I saw it, I thought it was boring.
The noise from Chica is horrible and will make babies deaf.
A ripoff to baby Einstein!
They are in 5th grade but don't know anything. Quit doing electives all the time. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Dora the Explorer + Advanced Education + Drugs = This - StupidIdiot
It came out on my birthday
yeah... - spacekoopa
Actually, for a kids show, this is not bad, it is better than Dora. In fact, this is actually a decent kids show, the only thing that bothers me is the stupid backpack and camera, that is it, the rest of the show is decent. If kids love animals, then they will like this show. For some reason, I find the theme song catchy.
What is with the beginning of the theme song is that porn? - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Favourite T.V. show of all time
Diego is dora's cousin
How do people like this. You call Boohbah LSD but this not. I die laughing at those baby Einstein collection that are hosted by a 15 year old. And I am only 14. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
This does not belong hear. It's educational, has awesome toys, and cute puppets with silly puppet shows! Even I like it! Get it off! Also, Teletubbies should be higher.
Steven Universe is Better Than Baby Einstein
Boohbah + Sex Education + Drugs = This - StupidIdiot
I find it boring.
Boj spelled backwards is job which they need one. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Mia is stupid
Why do you like it JUST because you liked it when you were little. I liked almost all of these shows when I was little bit I don't anymore. Bit like what you like. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I used to love this show - Lunala
GET. THIS. OFF. NOW. - SanicHeghog123
Sprout is not a T.V. Show it's a T.V. Network.
Sprout is saying goodbye for today.
Terrible shows though - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
That's a channel
We Are Number One!
This show is weird.
Its crazy this came out in 1991 as a book in Iceland only, why didn't they translate it and bring it out to other countries in the 90s.
Ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking the internet? Nuh-wOuLd yOu lIkE To?!
They ruined my favorite old kid's show by making it CGI.
I thought it was Thomas The Tank Engine and that is a classic cartoon, everyone watched it when they was little.
This show is awesome - TheKirbyCreeper999
I liked the old Thomas when I was 4
Why friends with Captain Hook. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Decent but not as decent as Bloos Cloos - StupidIdiot
What the heck even IS this MATH? Again, seriously!?
I hate math I have a 20 in it. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Kinda weird, but I wasn't a baby/toddler when this first aired.
This should be lower in the list or off the list because it is a good show.
Am I the only one who can't stand this show. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
One of my favorites as a kid - blackflower
I hate this show because it ripped off my favorite show of all time, The Powerpuff Girls.
All they do is run around their city screaming "Cat powers." - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
After I saw this when I got my braces, gosh, I detest it
I don't even watch PJ Masks that much anymore...
We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship zooming through the sky Little Einsteins! The theme song is catchy. - andrewteel
This desrves to be much, much higher than 33. The show and it's theme song are annoying as heck. And the name is Little Einsteins, so the person behind this show thinks that the 4 characters in the show are as smart as Albert Einstein. Huh. I doubt so.
Why does every animal sound like an instrument. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
The theme song is lit though.
Big ass rip off of mr rogers
This is an insult to Mr. Rogers' death. >:(
I'm 18 and still watch this lol! Also, Elmo is one of my favorite Sesame Street characters. Also I like all the characters including Big Bird, Grover, Cookie Monster, Oscar, Bert, Ernie, and Zoe - andrewteel
They were supposed to make learning FUN, but instead brought 1 hour of torture among many four year olds, who never wanted to go to school again thanks to this show. Some were afraid of puppets they wouldn't watch the show at all.
Its on here because of the most underrated fictional characters. (Elmo. Then Scrappy Doo)
They go crazy. Even the first episode was weird. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Why does that picture have Fluttershy when she was a teenager in it? - JayJayPlane
I'm a bring, yeah it can be sappy sometimes but not too much. I've seen MUCH more painful things. At least they don't talk to the viewer, or have the stupidest problems, like "they're destroying friendship! " No. The problems here are "he's GONNA TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA AND STUFF".
Bronies are scary. Plus some of the plots are stupid. Oh wait they all are. I love making fun of this show. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Er more like for kids from ages 3-12. The animation for the original from the 1980s looked better.
Her penis was seen once.
The 80's were better - Decent (80s) - StupidIdiot
Maya is not a bee. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Thomas and Friends + Modernity + Suicide = This - StupidIdiot
The absolute worst show ever other than paw patrol and peppa pig!
They act like stupid. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I looked at it on Wikipedia and the song names are uncreative. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
This is not a baby show!
South Park is way better than this - StupidIdiot
I heard of it. It sounds stupid. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
More like Eat Poo Tom
There is nothing "Special" about OSO. Should be called, Stupid Agent Oso.
Special Agent... oh well. - StupidIdiot
He is a disgrace to all the spies that actually did spy like things. He is a whore
Going by the animation (never heard of the show) I doubt parents would let kids under seven watch this.
I would be SCARRED if I saw this as a kid. - 906389
Never heard of it but that cover freaks me out. - Lunala
Not a baby show but it is terrifying as ever
Some of the episodes are interesting, especially the one where they were spying. But some of the songs can get a bit annoying. Not bad though.
When I was 3 or 4, I used to get mad when this show came on
They sing a lot. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I used to love it - blackflower
Is this an opposite of Nina needs to go?
This is awesome why
The frog's voice sounded like choking or grasping for air
The polliwog was creepy when he speaks like this,Yee Yee Yee,
Not a baby show
Who put this here because mlp was good until g4 came and in this one was not stupid and all about friendship and I know a lot of bronies hate this one and love the new nasty one me and my mom actually like this one so please respect my opinion
Agree. I hate all MLP. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Had the dvds as a kud - blackflower