Top 10 Worst Baby Shows
The Top Ten
This show is a show you never show kids! Stupid "I love you" song, stupid friends, stupid "A stranger is a friend you haven't met" episode, and stupid everything, but I oh so HATE the theme song, ripoff
This should be number one. I never liked him as a baby. If I saw him I would beat him up. - Freddy_Fazbear
I can't believe I used to like him
Also Almost Every Baby Show Are Either Terrible or StupidV 26 Comments
Dora does irritate people over 6 but she is not for people over 6. Children under 6 do they understand television properly? no. This show teaches communication, how to locate things. She repeats everything because children under 6 are starting to learn. She talks to inanimate objects (map, backpack) and animals Monkey Boots and a Fox called Swiper and so that means she's on drugs oh please tell me what age is this show for? She goes on adventures without her parents noticing and is an illegal immigrant oh please. Ever heard of Rosie and Jim (for children under 6) why didn't John who owned the boat they lived on ever notice that they had disappeared or had came to life.
Dora: Where is the troll bridge, do you see the troll bridge?
Me: Right there!
Me: Right THERE!
Dora: (looks everywhere except "there") I don't see it!
Me: You are an idiot butt
Dora: Let's look for it (Walks opposite direction)
Me: I'll feed you to the devil someday
This is actually a guilty pleasure for me, ot is so stupid it is funny to watch, and it is hilarious to make fun of it, like the parodies. At the same time, this show is too overhated and there are worse shows out there, at least it is better than Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Dora: What was your favorite part of the video?
Me: When the troll sucked out your intestines.
Dora: I liked that part too!
I hat Caillou, he whines too much and he also throws tantrums like a baby. I have read some complaints about this show and moms felt like Caillou is teaching kids to whine until they get what they want. In one episode Caillou pushed his little sister, Rosie out of his room, another episode he threw a temper tantrum because he couldn't go to the circus, then an another episode he pinched his baby sister on the cheek and made her cry, then another episode he called Clementine "stupid", and finally in one episode he cried over a teddy shirt. - andrewteel
So people hate Caillou because he threw a temper tantrum in only one episode. They are treating it as if he had thrown temper tantrums in EVERY Episode. HE ONLY FREAKED OUT ONE TIME! Not Twice, Not Ten Times, Not A Billion, but ONLY ONCE! This show is Hated TOO MUCH, Because HE WHINED ONE TIME, and never again. JUST ONE TIME!
Just avoid that episode, and maybe Caillou won't be so bad.
It's actually not a bad show, it also sort of gives a role model for the parents and how calm they should react. Caillou is just an example of how a typical child probably behaves, and it shows that no one is perfect and we all have our down times. The only realistic show actually.
How to make millions of ears bleed.V 13 Comments
What do you do when you're sad? Jump in muddy puddles! When you break up with your girlfriend or you failed in a test? Jump in muddy puddles! If you are about to be executed in an arabian apocalyptic future? Jump in muddy puddles! That is the only educational thing peppa pig teaches. It is boring, annoying and lazy and a bad example for kids. - DaPeash
Bring this to number 1! She is a terrible example for kids because she jumps in muddy puddles, annoying and bossy, George cries, and the rest are rotten terrible garbage. So we voted her as the worst show.
She is a terrible role model for kids because she eats snacks improperly, bossy, annoying, plays in muddy puddles, George cries and the rest are nuts. I only watched the show just to laugh at the jokes and how bad it is when I was 8 (I am 13 now! ) - Coffeemilkshakes
Umm what people are saying on here is what pigs do. Jump in muddy puddles and eat. Except for the animation drawn like for toddlers.V 15 Comments
I actually find this less creepy than Barney since at least the Teletubbies are not pedophiles, plus, this show is for toddlers. This show is not that awful for a toddler show, it is normal.
My parents said to me "I'm glad you never liked this stupid show as a baby". That's how bad the Teletubbies are. - Lunala
This one deserves to be higher. It's so scary and creepy and gives us nightmares.
Why were those...things even created?V 21 Comments
This show is actually decent, I used to watch this all the time. The guests in this show are cool, especially The Aquabats(Travis Barker's former band). People hate this mainly for the puppets, but the show is decent. Only a few of the songs can get a bit annoying, but other than that, it is alright for a kids show.
I liked it when I was little but always hated the green one (Don't know his name) because he mopes around and cries over EVERYTHING! - Lunala
Barney and Friends+Sesame Street+LSD=This - 445956
I heard the Killers we're on here once.
Not the Killers at least they did not do Linkin Park or I would sue them. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Nina has a big blatter problem I tell you BIG!
True. Nina needs to go die
More like Nina needs to hoe.
Nina Needs To Go To HELL - StupidIdiot
The show is too colorful that it almost gives me a seizure like The Problem Solverz. However, it is not an awful show, but it did ruin Mickey Mouse.
So stupid. And don't get me started on the Palestinian version. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Do you get the difference between spin-off and rip-off?
I loved this show as a kid whatV 3 Comments
Okay, this show is as bad as Barney, like I said, I am fine with kids shows, but this is awful. Those weirdos are creepy and cannot dance, and it is boring too, I don't see anything that I think will entertain kids.
Okay I watched his show as a little kid and I was afraid of this.
Boohbah is creepy as hell
Cuddly creatures, except they don't actually have a personality or talk. Just say boooh.V 14 Comments
Not a bad show for kids, I respect that, the only thing I don't like is the songs. But come on, this show is for kids and it is not bad for a kids show, this is actually decent.
Come on the only white people act retarded. Seriously. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
It's fine at least its about compassion!
And one episode talked about cancer
Aren't kids too young to know that. To me it is like them showing porno. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I don't wanna be a knight. Plus knights we're around like 400 years ago. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Teaches Kids To Kill People
Mike the Knight should take off his Halloween costume, stop looking like some crappy bobblehead figure and do normal things like going to school.
Stop making comments with bad words on it.
O H S H I T - StupidIdiot
For kids, this is actually good and somehow entertaining. I don't find this entertaining to me because I am older and obviously these shows are not for me, but for kids, this is a good show and I know kids like this. It is not creepy and stupid.
Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate this show is for little kids who do not think magic is an optical illusion
This show isn't that horrible however it does have its flaws I don't think it should be on this list
I make a parody where Sofia is in rehab. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Not an awful show, but very overrated. I cannot go anywhere without seeing something Paw Patrol related. The merchandise is everywhere, please stop marketing this show too much.
Kids worship them. One time I was at a bowling alley and I saw these kids wearing everything paw patrol. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
The fandom though. - TheEliteComet
For once can I not see something paw patrol related? - CoolKidsClubV 2 Comments
On another list, someone said it wouldn't even interest a toddler. I agree with them. I thought it was stupid when I was a little kid.
This show ripped off The Little Mermaid which is a good movie, because they sang a stupid theme song that makes my head hurt a lot! I hate this show! It gives me a headache! So don't watch it, ok...?
I hate this show so much - Lunala
They make the bad guys good.
Wow no wonder many kids died in Sandy Hook. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
They don't even know what 2 + 2 is. It's 4, and we all know it! - RiverClanRocks
I hate this show so much! I hope one of the stupid children cameos throws a bomb at the characters!
This series is kinda boring, I only watched some episodes and got bored of it real quick.
RiverClanRocks doesn't know what age this show is for.V 6 Comments
Well I used to watch Dinosaur Train but I hated Don. He thinks Dad is hiding under a tiny rock and he flies like he has a broken wing. He trips over everything and always annoys the other pteranodons. Don the Bottom!
I actually like Dinosaur Train - TinyToonsGirl45
So boring. But still I make fun of it. You should see my parody of dinosaurs A to Z. It is 13+. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I don't get Christian kids shows they say believe in God or we will kill you. Anyone can have any religion they want - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I used to watch this show when I was 2 with Toni, but now I'm 16! I hate this show! I hope it get's cancelled right now!
I don't know this one lol. British 90s kid.
In a kindergarten class when I was quite young I watched this, and I liked it back then. - LunalaV 2 Comments
This is one strange show, the characters do not even talk, and there is no background, just some objects, that is it. What kind of world is that? This is the weirdest show ever.
The background is only white. Are they in solitary confinement? - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Why is this on the list - StupidIdiot
To be honest, I loved this show as a child, it teaches you leasons - ShaunFan04V 1 Comment
Looks kinda cute but I'm sure most people on here are way past the age for this show.
I didn't know what it was and then I was on YouTube and seen it and I wish I did not. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
This show ticked me off.
They talk garbage
This is a kids show that sucks, in fact, this is one of the kids shows I hate the most. The characters are ugly and have worms as hair, they look like aliens and Medusa's relatives. And the songs are beyond horrifying, they almost sound like BOTDF songs, and Sid can't sing at all, his voice makes my ears bleed. Admittedly, it does teach some good things, but the art and the songs ruin a show and make it awful, it could have been better. Even kids don't find this entertaining.
More like Sid the science sloth.
I think it's called Sid the Science Kid because Sid is a government science experiment, which explains why he has yellow skin and blue hair like he's some Marge Simpson wannabe.
Are they stupid or something. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTLV 3 Comments
Actually, for a kids show, this is not bad, it is better than Dora. In fact, this is actually a decent kids show, the only thing that bothers me is the stupid backpack and camera, that is it, the rest of the show is decent. If kids love animals, then they will like this show. For some reason, I find the theme song catchy.
What is with the beginning of the theme song is that porn? - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Favourite T.V. show of all time
Diego is dora's cousinV 1 Comment
This show is awesome - TheKirbyCreeper999
I thought it was Thomas The Tank Engine and that is a classic cartoon, everyone watched it when they was little.
They ruined my favorite old kid's show by making it CGI.
Yeah Thomas the train is so stooped and 4 baby's it's not like the rains are based on real 1s or anythin like dat and a dad didn't make it up 4 hiz sick sun or anythin like dat all Thomas does is go choo choo choo he's so stooped (sarcasm) - JayJayPlaneV 6 Comments
They are in 5th grade but don't know anything. Quit doing electives all the time. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
It came out on my birthday
yeah... - spacekoopa
I laughed my ass off because it locked so stupid
Chadtronic reacted to it and it looked weird. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I find it boring.
Sprout is not a T.V. Show it's a T.V. Network.
Sprout is saying goodbye for today.
Terrible shows though - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
It's a T.V. network but the shows still suck.V 2 Comments
She squeaks but her parents don't. Does Chica have laryngitis? - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I never liked this show, when I saw it, I thought it was boring.
The noise from Chica is horrible and will make babies deaf.
Wait is this an actual baby show? Or is it about FNAF? - LunalaV 5 Comments
We Are Number One!
This show is weird.
Its crazy this came out in 1991 as a book in Iceland only, why didn't they translate it and bring it out to other countries in the 90s.
Ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking the internet? Nuh-wOuLd yOu lIkE To?!V 3 Comments
How do people like this. You call Boohbah LSD but this not. I die laughing at those baby Einstein collection that are hosted by a 15 year old. And I am only 14. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
This does not belong hear. It's educational, has awesome toys, and cute puppets with silly puppet shows! Even I like it! Get it off! Also, Teletubbies should be higher.
This is not in any means bad!
HOW DARE YOU PUT THIS ON THE LIST! GET IT OFF NOW BEFORE BARD HAUNTS YOUR DREAMS!
Kinda weird, but I wasn't a baby/toddler when this first aired.
This should be lower in the list or off the list because it is a good show.
Am I the only one who can't stand this show. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I liked this show!V 1 Comment
This desrves to be much, much higher than 33. The show and it's theme song are annoying as heck. And the name is Little Einsteins, so the person behind this show thinks that the 4 characters in the show are as smart as Albert Einstein. Huh. I doubt so.
The theme song is lit though.
Why does every animal sound like an instrument. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Okay at bestV 3 Comments
I hate this show because it ripped off my favorite show of all time, The Powerpuff Girls.
All they do is run around their city screaming "Cat powers." - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
After I saw this when I got my braces, gosh, I detest it
Uhh this show all my brother does is watch it all day the shows not even funny and the plot sucks.THE VILLIANS VOICES are SOOO WHINY and all they do is run around the street saying there stupid lines like “SUPER CAT SPEED” And “SUPER GEKKO MUSCLES”V 2 Comments
Why friends with Captain Hook. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Boj spelled backwards is job which they need one. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Mia is stupid
duh - mayamanga
Why do you like it JUST because you liked it when you were little. I liked almost all of these shows when I was little bit I don't anymore. Bit like what you like. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I used to love this show - Lunala
This show ticked me off.
GET. THIS. OFF. NOW. - SanicHeghog123
Her penis was seen once.
Maya is not a bee. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Goddammit, I am not a bee. - mayamanga
The absolute worst show ever other than paw patrol and peppa pig!
They act like stupid. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
They were supposed to make learning FUN, but instead brought 1 hour of torture among many four year olds, who never wanted to go to school again thanks to this show. Some were afraid of puppets they wouldn't watch the show at all.
Its on here because of the most underrated fictional characters. (Elmo. Then Scrappy Doo)
I don't like it anymore because of Elmo ruining it. What's next, Elmo doing the dab? (shudder) - mayamanga
Only count Sesaon 39-Present or the HD version. That's when SS jumped the shark.V 4 Comments
What the heck even IS this MATH? Again, seriously!?
I hate math I have a 20 in it. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
I'm a bring, yeah it can be sappy sometimes but not too much. I've seen MUCH more painful things. At least they don't talk to the viewer, or have the stupidest problems, like "they're destroying friendship! " No. The problems here are "he's GONNA TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA AND STUFF".
Bronies are scary. Plus some of the plots are stupid. Oh wait they all are. I love making fun of this show. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
Er more like for kids from ages 3-12. The animation for the original from the 1980s looked better.
I might or might not secretly like this show. - LunalaV 4 Comments
I looked at it on Wikipedia and the song names are uncreative. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
This show ticked me off.
This is not a baby show!
I heard of it. It sounds stupid. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
More like Eat Poo Tom
There is nothing "Special" about OSO. Should be called, Stupid Agent Oso.
He is a disgrace to all the spies that actually did spy like things. He is a whore
Going by the animation (never heard of the show) I doubt parents would let kids under seven watch this.
Never heard of it but that cover freaks me out. - Lunala
Not a baby show but it is terrifying as ever
Never Refer to This As a baby show. - CoolKidsClubV 2 Comments
Some of the episodes are interesting, especially the one where they were spying. But some of the songs can get a bit annoying. Not bad though.
When I was 3 or 4, I used to get mad when this show came on
They sing a lot. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
This show was my life. I'd get in front of the T.V. everday to watch it. I don't mind this, and it isn't as deserving to be on the list as the previous others. But the songs tend to get repetitive and annoying, but the concepts aren't terrible. I recommend it to kids, but seriously backyardigans! STOP SINGING!
Is this an opposite of Nina needs to go?
This is awesome why
The frog's voice sounded like choking or grasping for air
The polliwog was creepy when he speaks like this,Yee Yee Yee,
Big ass rip off of mr rogers
Not a baby show
Who put this here because mlp was good until g4 came and in this one was not stupid and all about friendship and I know a lot of bronies hate this one and love the new nasty one me and my mom actually like this one so please respect my opinion
Agree. I hate all MLP. - PanthersFTWpatriotsFTL
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