Top Ten Worst Band NamesThese are the weirdest and silliest names for a band.
The Top Ten
"The The"? Mkay then... - Misfire
The The? Maybe in the future people gonna give a band name An An, Of Of, In In, At At, My My, Your Your, His His, etc... Run out of idea to give name for a band, huh? - exo_politik
I love this name because it’s so bad, sounds like a parody of most band names. - BlackAngel_ZombieBoy
But it's a great parody that in most cases, the is unnecessary before the name. - AlkadikceV 10 Comments
What in gods name is this name?
Is this a rejected Dr. Seuss character? - Catacorn
What does it mean?
This name would take months too remember.
This is unpronounceable. What moron came up with the idea for this name?
What even is this name
Can anyone help me pronounce this thing? :/V 10 Comments
THiS Is A gReaT nAme hoW DarE yoU - Misfire
WHAT THE FLIPPING FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD? NO ONE WILL INSULT MY BAND. I KNOW WORSE NAMES FOR BANDS. Queen is the greatest band of all time, besides the Beatles. They are recognized all over the world. Every Queen song is a story. The way all the songs flow is... Well, no pun a intended, a kind of magic. - ImAKillerQueen
Our friend ImAKillerQueen is half right: Queen are indeed a kind of magic, and a damned good magic at that. they are second only to The Beatles at the art of music. Freddie Mercury remains, more than 20 years after shuffling his mortal coil, the gold standard of rock frontmen.
however, the issue here is another one entirely. it has to be admitted that, kickass as their music is, Queen isn't the greatest name a band ever had. they certainly take a lot more abuse over Freddie's homosexuality than they would've of they'd called themselves King or Kaiser or Monarch.
(note to fellow fans: yes, I'm aware that the name has nothing to do with sexuality, that Freddie came up with it before he knew himself. the name was meant to reflect a certain regal, aristocratic quality they wanted to have some fun with and/or at the expense of. we know that, but does the proverbial man in the street? )
All toasters toast toast! - Harri666
I dare you all reading this to sing this. We butter the bread with butter! - Wolftail
What else would you butter the bread with? You said you're gonna butter it so you're scrapping butter on it and not any other food item.
Nice to knowV 5 Comments
"WAH I HATE NICKELBACK! EVEN THEIR NAME IS AWFUL EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS AWFUL! " - MetalWorldOrder
I think they get a nickel back for every song they sell. - Pony
Nickelback is an excellent band name. It's not stupid, and neither are they cliche. People just don't like Nickelback. Also contrary to popular opinion, all of their albums DON'T sound the same. People who don't like them are simply biased and ignorant of the truth. Either that, or they've only ever heard their more salacious singles. Disliking them for this is simply stupid. Many other popular (and more well liked) bands have songs with sexual themes. If you hate Nickelback, then you're just a biased hypocrite.
Is the name a play on heads or tails? Like flipping a nickel up and down on it's back?V 5 Comments
Basically a non-band created for a kid's T.V. show and this is the name they (or the producers) chose? What?
How did they get away with a name like this?
The name says it all, THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND, what is the first thing that comes into your head when you think of THE NAKED BROTHER BAND, and why is 30 second to mars on this list, they are awesome and have an awesome name, THE NAKED BROTHER BAND, anyone could be shocked that they are not one.
It's a pretty bad name, I agree. but you do have to excuse them because nat and alex were kids when they thought of this name. what do you expect two kids below ten years old to name their band? The well-dressed brothers band?V 4 Comments
Sounds like the name of that movie that plays on Cartoon Network occasionally. - ethanmeinster
Sounds like a new show on TLC. - Catacorn
RADIO GOO GOO
Oh, wait-- - Misfire
Did some child make this up?
That's the point, it's supposed to make it seem like a child made it up but it's really a rock band. - Songsta41
I'm Pretty sure the marketing idea is "Lets have the most ridicolus name possable, so everyone knows that the clowns are coming when we show off our tour posters".V 3 Comments
The name = "Russell Crowe's Band"'s (a F. )= the name of a song by Frenzal Rhomb which pours dirt on Russell's fairly vain attempt to reign as the frontman of a real band on a Friday night @ your local.
Did thirty people come up with this one?
I always thought it was a bunch of guys who bet how many pins they could bowl down just for a bowl of tomato soup.
This band is only knowledge because them made the phineas and ferb's theme
I'm going to name my future band "Golfing For Salad" - Catacorn
I think too that's the worts band name ever... But It changes nothing on that they're awesome bandV 3 Comments
Apparently it is a decent band. Still won't listen because I hate that name.
Didn't they steal this from the band Frog the Wet Sprocket?
Just hearing this band name made my day.
1) ahh too long
2) sounds like it was made by Sanjay and Craig - Harri666
This name makes me cringe. I mean, why would you shave your own butt and why would you laugh while doing it? - Donut
Yes, that's a name of a band.
Nearly died laughing while reading this band name that can't possibly exist - NickelbackLinkinPark4EvaV 3 Comments
It's strange, because Nirvana is also on the list of the BEST band names. But seriously, Nirvana is a genius name! I wish I came up with that!
Another name for heaven but ironically, those people who wants to die because they think that there is a better place called nirvana. (but actually dying internationally will make it worse) - ronluna
In Buddhist, it means immortal I think.
I guess they couldn't use KKK
Remember kids don't limp with a bizkit like fred durst did
Doesn’t this translate to weak cookie?
I can't believe queen is number 2 this should be 2
screw all those nu metal fans! slayer should not be here the idiots here think that bullet for my valentine is better name than slayer! screw you posers! thats right you are all posers if you vote for slayer! slayer is great name for a metal band! limb bizkit should be on here not slayer!
Translates to weak cookieV 5 Comments
Should be Hottie and the Blowjob - RogerMcBaloney
What's with the blowfish?
For all I know, their music could be utterly fantastic. I'm just wondering what drugs they were high on when they thought up "Hootie and the Blowfish". - argon8
wow thats just weird name - OkamiV 3 Comments
You mean from Jojo: part 3? I don't think so. - MSA33
I don't even know them, but "Oingo Boingo" IS a foolish name!
At least their lead singer is a movie composer.
Sounds like a song title - spiderskull98
Sounds like a songs title - spiderskull98
AxCx is the disgrace to all music. - Catacorn
AxCx are the best band in the world, who would vote for this?
Brendon Urie and Morrissey are my husbandos <3.
Their! Name has a random exclaiamtion point. - Hajj
Wait- their name came from The Smiths. Don't know whether to be pleased or not, since I'm a Smiths fan.
I ain't panicking, this name sucks! Plus, why is Linkin Park doing here, their name's not that bad?V 8 Comments
Jimmy:I hate the world,I'm going to eat it.
*Eats the world*
Jimmy:Now I have diabetes. - DarkBoi-X
Is he talking about eating planets and stuff?
Jimmy eat world and I don't care.
I should seriously say this unexpectedly. - WolftailV 7 Comments
This is a great name
SLAYER IS AN ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC BAND AND HOW IN THE HELL IS "SLAYER" A BAD NAME FOR A METAL BAND?!?!?!
No self respecting man would be in this band named Heart.
Most original band name ever - yungstirjoey666
Oh so the band that ripped off Pink Floyd and Bob Dylan has "The Band" as it's name... not surprised. - MSA33
I remember when I played an android game "guess the band name" (or something) which you're given pictures of the bands and you must guess what band is on the pics. There were lots of bands I've never known, including this band. When I got picture of this band I tried so hard to guess name of this band but finally I gave up and I revealed the name instead. It was "The Band". I was like "what! The Band? You've gotta be kidding me! " - exo_politik
When they got this name, were they thinking about their fans sounding retarded?
Person: Have you heard of The Band?
Person 2: What Band? - spiderskull98
This is a misspelling of Lincoln Park.
I always thought the name was a city park that abraham lincoln owned.
NO, Linkin Park are my favorite bands of all time! Whoever put this on this list should get punch in a face and give them a "blackout"!
Apparently a misspelling of Lincoln Park, copyright? - CatacornV 1 Comment
What is wrong with these peoples - N64Dude
I really hate it when words are joined together and not spaced. I mean, does it really make it any better? But that's just me.
The band is actually pretty good. - IronSabbathPriest
Exactly! What is wrong with the band members of this so-called band? Like, what?
I guess they really like toilets
What is this for a band name. This one is so stupid it's not even funny.
I'm guessing they sing about toilets - Harri666
Yes. there's a band called that.
What the heck?! Why are some of the horrible ones at the bottom? Like THIS!
A planet that people can't stop taking a poo.
If we took the name literally, there would be 21 pilots in the band. - JoeBoi
Totally does not belong here. Their name has deep meaning, they're an awesome band, and it sounds cool to say.
What's wrong with their band name?V 4 Comments
very bad. - beb
I have blinked 182 times - spiderskull98
I SWARE TO GOD THAT I HOPE THAT WHOEVER WROTE THIS LIST DIES THE SLOWEST AND MOST PAINFUL DEATH POSSIBLE!
Not only is this band name boring as, also does it ignore the fact that there are boys out there who don't like girls. Or, wait, do they mean that they are like girls?
Except for the boys in this band who appear to like boys who like other boys who like boys. - awesomenessdefined
You know for a band with "Imagine" in their name, their name sure isn't that creative like at all. - MetalWorldOrder
Haha, worst band name, worst songs, worst band, worst of whenever this stupid so-called "band" became popular. The songs are unoriginal and very generic, the same stupid drum beat is used over and over, I don't hear any guitar, just singing and drums, which is very disappointing (maybe it's a good thing though, because that would just make any guitar player feel ashamed of what crappy, talentless people are playing it). This band makes music look bad. Anyone with even the slightest bit of good music taste would realize what an overrated mess this band is. Hopefully this modern pop-rock crap will die off soon. I don't understand how anyone can enjoy listening to this. It is autotuned and fake. They are all talentless and they sure are lucky that some idiots made them famous, because they aren't smart enough to get a job. - rufuscat705
I hate the name. "Make something that's fictional and make it real."
It's not like we're saying imagine dragons to someone, ya'know? - spiderskull98
I like the name but I hate their songsV 7 Comments
Every time I go to download music looking for the band "Death" this pathetic band comes up. It makes no sense at all - Sabbath
Attack what? Whoever made this must be a little kid dressed as a superhero.
Must be a gospel outfit
Oh lord... - yungstirjoey666
This name is just no
And they got away with this name?V 3 Comments
Their album name says it all...
:| - SachiyoHasegawa
I love fall out boy, but their name is meaningless. They got it from asking people at a bar they we're playing at, and stuck with it.
I'm pretty sure it was inspired after Fallout Boy from The Simpsons. - Catacorn
Why would this band named it Fall out Boy after all?
Do they want to disband
And there are more than 1 of them
So the name doesn't fit - ronluna
There people are joking with us now.
It's a legitimate band name.
Just like the Jedi mind tricks of the films their music only works on the slow minded - Johnnyt800
The reason... for what?!
"Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead!
Texas is an outrage when they pickup his head!
Texas is the reason that the president's dead! "
- the misfits (Danzig era)
They got their name from the lyrics to a song by the punk band the Misfits
Person: Have you heard of The Really Heavy Metal Band?
Person 2: What Really Heavy Metal Band? - spiderskull98
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