Top Ten Worst Band Namesnickthedick
The Top Ten
Why is Coldplay on this list I don't see anything wrong with there name or is that just me. The butthole surfers lolcano
This sounds to me like a pedophile band. - RockFashionista
I have never heard a more disturbing name
They sound like rapists - TwilightKitsuneV 9 Comments
This is unpronounceable. What moron came up with the idea for this name?
Can anyone help me pronounce this thing? :/
Is a goregrind band from Mexico
I can't believe this band existsV 8 Comments
I always thought it was a bunch of guys who bet how many pins they could bowl down just for a bowl of tomato soup.
This band is only knowledge because them made the phineas and ferb's theme
I think too that's the worts band name ever... But It changes nothing on that they're awesome band
I'm going to name my future band "Golfing For Salad" - CatacornV 3 Comments
I don't even know them, but "Oingo Boingo" IS a foolish name!
At least their lead singer is a movie composer.
I dare you all reading this to sing this. We butter the bread with butter! - Wolftail
All toasters toast toast! - Harri666
What else would you butter the bread with? You said you're gonna butter it so you're scrapping butter on it and not any other food item.
I never knew! Thank you for telling me! - CatacornV 1 Comment
I hate the name. "Make something that's fictional and make it real."
It's not like we're saying imagine dragons to someone, ya'know? - spiderskull98
I don't care what it means, or what it's secretly an anagram for, I still can't get over how stupid the name sounds. - Raa396
Imagine Dragons isn't a bad name you just have to understand the meaning behind the name. Which means Imagine something completely fictional and make it real
They're an OK band, but their name is just so cringey.V 2 Comments
How did they get away with a name like this?
This name is extremely stupid. Seriously! Who THE HECK would name their band this and who THE HECK would make a T.V. show about them? - Dawscr
Extremely innoroprite for a bad band and bad nick T.V. show! - Artattack
The reason... for what?!
"Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead!
Texas is an outrage when they pickup his head!
Texas is the reason that the president's dead! "
- the misfits (Danzig era)
They got their name from the lyrics to a song by the punk band the Misfits
I remember when I played an android game "guess the band name" (or something) which you're given pictures of the bands and you must guess what band is on the pics. There were lots of bands I've never known, including this band. When I got picture of this band I tried so hard to guess name of this band but finally I gave up and I revealed the name instead. It was "The Band". I was like "what! The Band? You've gotta be kidding me! " - exo_politik
When they got this name, were they thinking about their fans sounding retarded?
Person: Have you heard of The Band?
Person 2: What Band? - spiderskull98
All the disparaging comments about this group come from people far too stupid to actually check to see where the name came from, and why they used it. Either that or they are like 14 years old oh wait.
Person 1:what is your favorite band?
Person 2:the band
Person 1:yes the band name
Person 2:the band is the name
Person 1:why is there a band called the band? also that's not creative at all
Is he talking about eating planets and stuff?
I should seriously say this unexpectedly. - Wolftail
Jimmy eat world and I don't care.
After Jimmy Eat World, Jimmy got diabetes. - CatacornV 6 Comments
Sounds like the name of that movie that plays on Cartoon Network occasionally. - ethanmeinster
Sounds like a new show on TLC. - Catacorn
lmao thats a pokemon name XDXDXD
Pokemon having bands? GENIUS! - RiverClanRocks
Ha ha. The band Mew has been around since 1994. BEFORE POKÉMON. Don't get me wrong, I love both, but get this band off this list.
As much as a Pokémon fan I am, reminder that the sound "mew" existed even before Pokémon's creation. - SwellowV 1 Comment
Wait- their name came from The Smiths. Don't know whether to be pleased or not, since I'm a Smiths fan.
Their! Name has a random exclaiamtion point. - Hajj
The name was taken from "Panic" by The Smiths
Great band, but the name's a little strange. It came from The Smiths. - CatacornV 4 Comments
1) ahh too long
2) sounds like it was made by Sanjay and Craig - Harri666
This name makes me cringe. I mean, why would you shave your own butt and why would you laugh while doing it? - Donut
Yes, that's a name of a band.
Nearly died laughing while reading this band name that can't possibly exist - NickelbackLinkinPark4EvaV 2 Comments
What's wrong with their band name?
But there's only two of them. - Sop
Fitting a terrible name for a terrible band. Also whoever posted this forgot the most obnoxious part of their name, replacing the letter O with Zero (what a brilliant and idea).
It's a meh band, but the name is questionable. - CatacornV 2 Comments
I really hate it when words are joined together and not spaced. I mean, does it really make it any better? But that's just me.
The band is actually pretty good. - IronSabbathPriest
Exactly! What is wrong with the band members of this so-called band? Like, what?
The The? Maybe in the future people gonna give a band name An An, Of Of, In In, At At, My My, Your Your, His His, etc... Run out of idea to give name for a band, huh? - exo_politik
Person: Have you heard of The Really Heavy Metal Band?
Person 2: What Really Heavy Metal Band? - spiderskull98
I love fall out boy, but their name is meaningless. They got it from asking people at a bar they we're playing at, and stuck with it.
I'm pretty sure it was inspired after Fallout Boy from The Simpsons. - Catacorn
What is this for a band name. This one is so stupid it's not even funny.
I'm guessing they sing about toilets - Harri666
Yes. there's a band called that.
Well that sounds cruel.
Why? What did she ever do to y'all?
This sounds like a title for harry potter, and why isn't One Direction on this list, it should be all the way on the top of this list, who agrees?
This band is good though - ryanrimmel
*Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Well they have the most appropriate name for a pop band. Because in the future there is only one direction that they will be going. Downhill
I don't like this band at all, but there's nothing wrong with the name. I feel like this is high on the list only because their music is so bad. - Raa396
I hate them so much. And the name is weird.
Id walk another directionV 9 Comments
The purple monkey dishwasher band is far better, - Harri666
Great band, and the name does somehow seem sort of fitting... But then it just conjures images of milky vomit for some reason.
Remember kids don't limp with a bizkit like fred durst did
So many people don't know what a Limp Bizkit is it's so gross. Still kinda like the band though.
If you actually knew the meaning behind the name you'd know how gross the band name is
Every time I go to download music looking for the band "Death" this pathetic band comes up. It makes no sense at all - Sabbath
Not only is this band name boring as, also does it ignore the fact that there are boys out there who don't like girls. Or, wait, do they mean that they are like girls?
What is wrong with these peoples - N64Dude
I have blinked 182 times - spiderskull98
Attack what? Whoever made this must be a little kid dressed as a superhero.
There people are joking with us now.
Please don't. I'm way too salty.
Sounds like a song title - spiderskull98
AxCx is the disgrace to all music. - Catacorn
AxCx are the best band in the world, who would vote for this?
This is a parody band. It's not even a real band. It was created by Jarrod Alonge with a bunch of other "bands".V 1 Comment
What the- forget it I'm not even gonna ask... - StayAlive
Black veil brides are probably the best band in this world! If you had a name that didn't actually represent the fact you are a male/female, you wouldn't want people saying you sucked! They are great, and unless you side with suicide, you'd take their advice. (P.S. listen to 'Savior' to learn more)
Poor Ezra. - Catacorn
How does one play with cold? - spiderskull98
What's wrong with the name Coldplay? D: - Wolftail
This is a awesome band name - Sabbath
The weirdest band Name. Why did they call themselves this? - funnyuser
Did they choke on string cheese? - funnyuser
I wonder why this happened... - Wolftail
Are they actual gay bikers on acid? Because if so, I'm in. - BeatlesFan1964
What a shame that such a great band has a dumb name
Their name is kinda funny. And I like it. - Undistinguished
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