Considering how there's a list of bands to not play at a funeral there might as well be a list for a wedding to. Like always if I missed one feel free to add it.
1 Anal C***
Anal C*** was an American grindcore band founded by vocalist Seth Putnam in 1988. The band is known for their highly offensive lyrics which included themes of misogyny, homophobia, racism, Nazism, antisemitism, and schadenfreude (ridicule of the unfortunate). Their music has been received negatively ...read more.
The name is basically enough... - CrimsonShark
Oh my god the name says it all. - 23windomt
I need this at mine - EliHbk
Mayhem is a Norwegian black metal band formed in 1984 in Oslo, regarded as one of the pioneers of the Norwegian black metal scene. The band is also known for the infamous events surrounding them including the 1991 suicide of vocalist Dead (in which former guitarist Euronymous took pictures of Dead's ...read more.
Shut up, It totally is! - Mikbiter15
Atmospheric stuff would be good probably. - EliHbk
Mayhem is one of the most messed up bands in metal
I'll listen to them
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3 Cannibal Corpse
Cannibal Corpse is a American death metal band from Buffalo, New York, formed in 1988. The band is known for their graphic album covers, explicitly violent lyrics and song titles like "I C** Blood" The group got into mainstream after performing the song "Hammer Smashed Face" in the 1994 film Ace Ventura: ...read more.
What if you're marrying a dead body and planning on doing more to it afterwards? - Skullkid755
I'm playing this at my wedding! - Mikbiter15
I think the name says enough. - SomePersonYouHate
4 Six Feet Under
Six Feet Under is an American death metal band from Tampa, Florida, formed in 1993. The band consist of four members: founding vocalist Chris Barnes, longtime guitarist Steve Swanson, current bassist Jeff Hughell and recent drummer Marco Pitruzzella.
Probably the worst band to play anytime so...
If you played this at a wedding eye rolls would be bound to happen. - SomePersonYouHate
Death was an American death metal band formed in 1983 by Chuck Schuldiner. Death is considered to be one of the most influential bands in heavy metal and a pioneering force in death metal. Its debut album, Scream Bloody Gore, has been widely regarded as the first death metal record, while the band's ...read more.
Of Course I am playing this at my wedding! - Mikbiter15
A bad choice overall. - SomePersonYouHate
6 Morbid Angel
Morbid Angel is an American death metal band based in Tampa, Florida. UK music magazine Terrorizer ranked Morbid Angel's 1989 debut Altars of Madness first in its list "Top 40 greatest death metal albums".
Played at let's see no wedding ever.. - SomePersonYouHate
Vader is a Polish death metal band from Olsztyn. Formed in 1983, the group was founded by then-bassist Piotr "Peter" Wiwczarek and guitarist Zbigniew "Vika" Wróblewski. Starting as a heavy metal group, Vader eventually went to thrash, speed, and then in the late 1980s became a death metal band. The ...read more.
Generally not good for any occasion.. - SomePersonYouHate
I love Vader though - EliHbk
Even if you do I know they would be one of the LAST bands anyone would play at a wedding. - SomePersonYouHate
8 Children of Bodom
Children Of Bodom is a melodic death metal band from Espoo, Finland. Formed in 1993, the group currently consists of Alexi Laiho, Janne Wirman, Henkka Seppälä, Jaska Raatikainen and Daniel Freyberg.
Almost as bad as other choices on this list. - SomePersonYouHate
9 Dying Fetus
Dying Fetus is an American death metal band originally from Upper Marlboro, Maryland. Formed in 1991, the group is known for their consistently hook-laden song structures, characterized by blast beats, complex riffing, slam riffs and heavy breakdowns.
Yeah... this would be a horrible wedding choice. - SomePersonYouHate
Burzum is an influential black metal solo project of Norwegian musician and writer Varg Vikernes. Burzum came to prominence at the beginning of the Norwegian Black Metal scene in the early 1990s. Vikernes was imprisoned for 21 years for the murder of Mayhem guitarist Euronymous, and charges of church ...read more.
Bad for both funerals and weddings.. - SomePersonYouHate
"Tomhet" I think would be fitting for a funeral. - IronSabbathPriest
Carcass are a British extreme metal band from Liverpool, who formed in 1985 and disbanded in 1995. A reformation was enacted in 2007 without one of its original members, drummer Ken Owen, due to health reasons.
*COUGHS* I think this one explains itself. - SomePersonYouHate
Nickelback is a Canadian rock band formed in 1995 in Hanna, Alberta, Canada. The band is composed of guitarist and lead vocalist Chad Kroeger, guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist Ryan Peake, bassist Mike Kroeger, and drummer Daniel Adair.
Nickelback hate is not funny anymore. Go find something else to hate on. - CloudInvasion
I don't get the hate honestly. They aren't that bad, we live in a world where pop bands like one direction were objectively worse. Plus we had (have? ) limp bizkit. - Masochismismagic
Nickelback's not that bad of a choice, I can see Trying to Not Love You being played at a wedding. Their lyrically content isn't offensively bad like Cannibal Corpse... - SomePersonYouHate
How this group of talentless hacks made it is beyond me. I've heard dive bar rock bands that sounded better than these idiots.
There's worse Rock bands out there and worse shows for bands to play at a wedding. - SomePersonYouHate
Ok, I would never play this - Mikbiter15
13 Vaginal Penetration of an Amelus with a Musty Carrot
Best band name I can think of. - PositronWildhawk
14 One Direction
One Direction (commonly abbreviated as 1D) were a British-Irish pop boy band based in London, composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, and previously, Zayn Malik until his departure from the band on 25 March 2015. The group signed with Simon Cowell's record label Syco Records ...read more.
Just annoying. It will chase everyone away but dumb ten year old girls.
If you want your partner to think you have no taste or are 12 play this
Just seems immature and cliche - Masochismismagic
15 GG Allin and the Murder Junkies
Brokencyde is an American crunkcore musical group from Albuquerque, New Mexico, founded in 2006. The group's lineup consists of David "Se7en" Gallegos and Michael "Mikl" Shea, and musically are one of the founding groups in the crunkcore genre, which is crunk hip-hop with screamed vocals.
17 Drowning Pool
Drowning Pool is an American Alternative Metal band formed in Dallas, Texas in 1996. The band was named after the film The Drowning Pool.
What if the couple is gonna hit the floor with their bodies? - Skullkid755
They have songs other than bodies
Slayer is an American thrash metal band from Huntington Park, California, formed in 1981 by guitarists Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King. They rose to fame with their 1986 album Reign in Blood, and is credited as one of the big four of thrash metal bands, the others being Metallica, Megadeth, and Anthrax. ...read more.
21 Nokturnal Mortum
22 Blood on the Dance Floor
Blood on the Dance Floor is an American scene duo currently consisting of Dahvie Vanity and Fallon Vendetta that formed in 2006. Former members include Jayy von Monroe (2009-2016) and Garrett Ecstasy (2009). All of them provided vocals to the project. ...read more.
You're AtTrAcTivE mY LittLE WiTCh you're BeAUTiFuL - EliHbk
Eh they're not that horrible for a wedding. - SomePersonYouHate
AWE HELL NO! - Mikbiter15
Primus is an American rock band based in San Francisco, California, currently composed of bassist Les Claypool, guitarist Larry LaLonde and drummer Tim Alexander. Les Claypool is regarded as one of the best bassists of all time for his slap-bass ability in notable songs like "My Name Is Mud", "The Toys ...read more.
Meshuggah is a Swedish progressive metal band from Umeå, formed in 1987. They are often considered the fathers or founders of the djent metal sub genre due to their use of downtuned guitars. They are also known for their song “Bleed”, which is known for its extremely complicated instrumentation, ...read more.
Mudvayne was an American heavy metal band from Peoria, Illinois formed in 1996. Originally from Bloomington, Illinois, they are known for their sonic experimentation, innovative album art, face and body paint, masks and uniforms.
26 Limp Bizkit
Limp Bizkit is an American nu metal band from Jacksonville, Florida, formed in 1994. Their lineup consists of Fred Durst, Sam Rivers, John Otto, and Wes Borland.
Nope just nope - Masochismismagic
27 Cattle Decapitation
Cattle Decapitation is an American Deathgrind band from San Diego, California formed in 1996. Cattle Decapitation's songs protest the mistreatment and consumption of animals, the abuse of the environment and touch subjects such as misanthropy and genocide of the human race. Much of their music is based ...read more.
28 Panic! at the Disco
Panic! at the Disco is an American pop rock band from Las Vegas, Nevada, formed in 2004 and featuring the current lineup of vocalist Brendon Urie, accompanied on tour by bassist Dallon Weekes, guitarist Kenneth Harris, and drummer Dan Pawlovich.
"What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore." - The01Bro
29 Satanic Warmaster
Satanic Warmaster is a black metal band from Lappeenranta in southern Finland. Musician "Werwolf" began recording under this name in 1998. Satanic Warmaster has sold tens of thousands of albums worldwide without the support of any major distribution companies or record labels.