Top Ten Worst But Funniest Things to Say As a Kindergarten TeacherUnicorn
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Yes *plays Saleel al-Sawarim* This is my clock, it counts down the time till it blows up for my honor to Allah. My honor to ISIS even though they aren't even Muslims but still, I honor them, ALLAHU AKBAR! (I'm on the CIA watch list now cause of this comment) - SirSkeletorThe3rdV 2 Comments
I see that your ankle is broken, here's a bandage. Go whine about it to the nurse. - Pegasister12
I heard words similar to this when I was in art class (but imagine it in mandarin). The teacher was always just drawing something stupid. You shouldn't put reigns on something meant for creativity. - keycha1nV 1 Comment
Or, better yet! Make your role model from a book! Fictional characters are amazing. - MerililleV 1 Comment
Kids cussing isn't good, but I meant Kindergarten teachers. - Unicorn
I agree with Blue topaz. Little kids cursing isn't right. - AnonymousChick
This isn't funny. Little kids screaming cusswords is just sickening. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Let's save this one for a list of what teachers would say if they were being honest. - keycha1n
At least you care enough to response. - SamuiNeko
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2. I Don't Care About Your Problems (Insert Name Here), Oh Wait You're Bleeding.
3. That's a Nice Picture of a Cat, But We're Drawing Dogs Idiot.