Top Ten Worst But Funniest Things to Say As a Kindergarten TeacherUnicorn
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Does mayonnaise and horseradish count? - IcetailofWishClan
This is how I nuke this place! - SamuiNeko
I do! I do! This is my hamster - Martinglez
(in a kindergarten class in an elementary school in Nevada's Clark County School District)
Teacher: Time for show and tell! Who has an awesome item to show the class today!
Student: I DO I DO!
Teacher: OK great!
Student: (takes out a glittery bra from his or her backpack). My mom works as one of the showgirls on the Strip and this is part of her costume!
Students: WOW! Your mom's a stripper!
Teacher: (embarrassed) Oh wow...that is... very interesting. Thank you for sharing...
I heard words similar to this when I was in art class (but imagine it in mandarin). The teacher was always just drawing something stupid. You shouldn't put reigns on something meant for creativity. - keycha1n
Kid: (erases cat's tail and draws dog body") Look! It's CatDog!
I prefer cats over dogs,deal with it. - SamuiNeko
I see that your ankle is broken, here's a bandage. Go whine about it to the nurse. - Pegasister12
No let's make Donald Trump our role model... Just kidding LOL. - MeaganSaysHI
Or, better yet! Make your role model from a book! Fictional characters are amazing. - Merilille
Kids cussing isn't good, but I meant Kindergarten teachers. - Unicorn
I agree with Blue topaz. Little kids cursing isn't right. - AnonymousChick
This isn't funny. Little kids screaming cusswords is just sickening. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Let's save this one for a list of what teachers would say if they were being honest. - keycha1n
(after nuking)We're in heaven now,how do we go back? - SamuiNeko
At least you care enough to response. - SamuiNeko
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2. I Don't Care About Your Problems (Insert Name Here), Oh Wait You're Bleeding.
3. That's a Nice Picture of a Cat, But We're Drawing Dogs Idiot.