Top Ten Worst But Funniest Things to Say As a Kindergarten Teacher

Yes *plays Saleel al-Sawarim* This is my clock, it counts down the time till it blows up for my honor to Allah. My honor to ISIS even though they aren't even Muslims but still, I honor them, ALLAHU AKBAR! (I'm on the CIA watch list now cause of this comment)

Does mayonnaise and horseradish count?

This is how I nuke this place!

I heard words similar to this when I was in art class (but imagine it in mandarin). The teacher was always just drawing something stupid. You shouldn't put reigns on something meant for creativity.

Kid: (erases cat's tail and draws dog body") Look! It's CatDog!

I see that your ankle is broken, here's a bandage. Go whine about it to the nurse.

Or, better yet! Make your role model from a book! Fictional characters are amazing.

No let's make Donald Trump our role model... Just kidding LOL.

This isn't funny. Little kids screaming cusswords is just sickening.

Kids cussing isn't good, but I meant Kindergarten teachers.

I agree with Blue topaz. Little kids cursing isn't right.

Let's save this one for a list of what teachers would say if they were being honest.

At least you care enough to response.